Okay, so sense the last chapter was so... Not happy (?) How bout we do a funny one? I like the idea, and I'm writing the story, so I'm gonna do it. You guys should feel loved, because I love you guys. I checked my email like an hour after I posted chapter 5 and it said there was nothing new, I refreshed the page thinking nothing would change but BAM I had like a million alerts from reviews to alerts to favorites! My poor email... I love, ya'll!

Ella

23. Cat

Logan and James walked out of the mall, Logan holding a new book, James holding many bags of things.

"I cannot believe I let you bring me along." Logan muttered, walking and reading his book.

"You're the one who agreed, and besides it was fun!"

Logan scoffed, side stepping to avoid a person going the other way. "The only fun part was when we were in that makeup store and the worker called you ma'am."

James glared at him. "That was not funny."

Logan shrugged. "From your view it t'was not." James gave him a confused look. Logan lifted up the book he was reading. "Book." He stated.

James nodded. "Oh, you got that thing like 10 minutes ago and you're already talking like your character?"

Logan nodded. "Yes. I'm on page 80."

James turned around and started walking backwards, watching Logan. "Slow day?" Just then Logan suddenly stopped, looking up from his book.

"Cat." He bent down on his knees, laid his book on the ground, and started rubbing his fingers together. James turned around and saw a small calico kitten walking up to Logan. It rubbed its head against Logan's hand and he picked it up. "Hey little buddy, where'd you come from."

The little kitten looked up at him. "Meow?" It answered. Logan smiled and continued petting it.

James walked over to them. "He's pretty cute."

Logan shook his head. "It's a girl, James."

James raised an eyebrow. "How do you know that?"

Logan picked up his book. "Book." He answered again.

James just shrugged, not really caring how Logan knew that. He reached over to pet the kitten, but it hissed at him. Logan started laughing. "It has a good judgment in people."

"Hey!" He reached to pet the kitten again, this time it didn't hiss. Instead as soon as he touched it, it jumped on his wrist, clawing his way up to his shoulder. "Owe, get off me cat!" He reached up to get the cat, but it jumped on his head. "No, not the hair!" James again, went to grab the kitten. It jumped on his hand and refused to let go. "Owe, owe owe! Logan, get this demon cat off me!"

Logan, who was doubled over laughing, walked over and grabbed the little kitten. It started purring as Logan petted it. "You're not a demon cat are you?" The kitten looked up and meowed again. "No you're not." He looked up at James. "Think Mama K will let me keep him?"

James shook his head. "There is no way we're taking that...that monster home." The kitten looked at James, giving him a small meow.

Logan shrugged and started walking home. The little kitten crawled up his arm, not digging his claws into his arm, and curled up on his shoulder. Logan gave a small laugh and looked back at James, who was rooted in spot. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"I refuse to go anywhere with that cat." He stated.

Logan shrugged and continued walking again. "Fine, but it's your fault when it rains tonight and all your new clothes get ruined." That got James moving, but he stayed at least 2 feet away from Logan, or the cat.

"We're home!" Logan called as they walked into 2J. He walked into the kitchen and pulled out the milk and a small plate. He put the plate and the kitten on the floor, pouring the milk into the bowl. The kitten happily drank it.

"I'm going to go put my stuff in my room!" He heard James call.

"'Kay!" He yelled back. He continued watching the kitten, which he had named Jade. He heard James walk into his room. The kitten finished its milk and went and laid in Logan's lap. He smiled and picked up his book, continuing from page 81.

A couple minutes later he heard the main door open, followed by Kendall and Carlos' voice. "Hey guys!" He yelled.

"Hey Lo- where are you?" Carlos yelled.

"Kitchen floor!" He yelled back.

Carlos then appeared. "Why are you on the floor?" Logan picked up Jade and showed him. "Kitten!" He yelled and ran over. Before he could even touch her, James appeared and pulled him back. "Dude, I wanna pet the cat!" He yelled, trying to run away, but James had the back of his shirt.

"Don't touch that cat, it's evil!" He yelled.

Carlos, being Carlos, slipped out of his shirt and ran over to the cat. It jumped in his arms and started purring. "Yeah James, it's gonna purr me to death." He teased. He looked up at James, whose face and left arm were covered in cuts. His left hand had small, deep cuts. "What happened to you?"

James scoffed. "That demon cat."

Carlos picked up Jade and looked her closely in her eyes, their noses touching. Jade meowed and licked his nose. Carlos laughed and looked at Logan, who nodded. "Jade did attack him, but she only seems to not like James." He said.

Carlos laughed. "Jade hates James." He paused for a minute. "Jade sounds a lot like James." He stood up and walked up to James, who back up slowly as the cat came closer. "Jade should be your girl name, James!" He called, slightly bouncing up and down. Logan started laughing in the background.

"What's going on?" Kendall asked, appearing beside James. Jade looked at Kendall and hissed. Logan then appeared beside Carlos. Kendall looked at the cat. "Where'd you get the cat?" He asked Carlos.

Carlos pointed at Logan. "Logan got it."

Logan shrugged. "It walked up to me as we were walking home. It also attacked James." Logan said simply.

Kendall gave him a shocked look. "And you brought it here?" He asked. Logan nodded. "Why? If it attacked James-"

"Exactly." Logan interrupted. "She attacked James. That doesn't mean she still will." Logan made sure Kendall got the point that Jade was a she, not an it.

Carlos nodded. Logan took Jade and looked her in the eyes. "Be nice." He stated simply. Jade meowed in return. Logan nodded and handed her to James. He hesitantly took her. She meowed and licked his hand. "See, she just needs some training."

James laughed. "That tickles." Jade looked up at James and meowed before jumping over onto Kendall's shoulder. She rubbed up against is neck as if to say "Please, love me." Kendall started laughing.

"See? She's sweet. James probably just scared her; he was caring a million bags." James nodded and watched Jade.

Carlos ran off for a minute, returning wearing a new shirt and his helmet. "Okay, well sense we're all fussing over a kitten, I'm gonna go do something. Logan, come help me." Logan sighed and followed Carlos to the door.

"Be careful!" Kendall yelled. Carlos just waved at him, but Logan yelled an okay back. Kendall laughed before placing the kitten on the counter. "So, what do we do with you?" He asked her.

Jade tilted her head, giving him a weird look. "Ummm Kendall?" James asked. "She doesn't look so sweet anymore." Kendall looked at James, then back at Jade. Jade meowed evilly, before pouncing at the two boys.

"That was AWESOME!" Carlos yelled as he and Logan walked into the apartment.

"Yeah yeah, good thing you brought me. You would've gone splat."

"That's why I brought you." He looked around the apartment, which didn't show any sign of James and Kendall. "Guys? Where are you?" He yelled.

As if on cue, Kendall and James came running out of the bedrooms, yelling. Instead of taking the swirly slide, they just jumped over the edge, hitting the ground running. They jumped over the orange couch and ran back into the bathroom, locking the door.

Logan looked at Carlos, confused. Carlos returned the look. They slowly walked towards the bedrooms. One door was open, Carlos and James' room. They slowly walked in, just to find Jade sleeping on Carlos' pillow. Nothing was out of place or anything. Logan picked her up and they walked to where the boys were hiding.

"You guys okay?" Carlos called.

The door slowly opened, only revealing half of the two boys' face. "That cat's evil." James said. Carlos looked at Logan, who nodded and walked away, going out into the hallway. James and Kendall came out of the bathroom, covered in tiny cuts.

"Jade did that?" Carlos asked.

"That cat is evil." Kendall said.

"Yeah she-" James was interrupted by a scream and something hitting their apartment door. "Was that Logan?" He asked.

Carlos looked at him. "Logan took Jade out in to the hall." Kendall and James eyes widened and they ran to the door, quickly pulling it open. Nothing was there except one of Logan's shoes. "What happened?" Carlos asked, more to himself than anyone.

"We got to find him, before that cat kills him." Kendall said. The other boys nodded and they split up.

They met back up in front of the apartment door an hour later. "I couldn't find him." They all said at once. Kendall opened the door, only to run into Logan, knocking him to the ground. "Owe…" Logan said, rubbing his head. He looked up at Kendall, who was staring at him. "Guys!" He got up quickly. "I was just about to go looking for you. Where have you been?"

Kendall gave him a confused/shocked look. "Where have we been? Where have you been? We've been out looking for you. Where have you been?" He asked.

"Finding a home for Jade. This nice little old lady named Mary about a mile away took her." Logan said a sad smile on his face.

Kendall looked down at his friend; he could tell he was sad about giving up the kitten. "Why did you give her up?" He asked.

Logan looked at him, surprised by the question. "She'd attack you guys." He said.

"Oh…" He trailed off, trying to figure out what to say.

"I'm starving! Can we order a pizza?" Carlos asked behind them.

Logan started laughing. "Yeah, I'll call." Logan walked off to go get his phone from his room.

"So, what was it like being attacked by a kitten?" Carlos laughed as they walked over to the couch.

James sighed. "She was more like a ninja cat. This is what happened..."

So, you guys like? When I saw cat I couldn't think of anything for it. Than I remembered when my sister found this little kitten and it like to sleep on her head, but it would always attack me. So I thought about this!

Okay, so just a pointless fact about me today, I'm having this overwhelming urge to listen to Christmas songs, so I keep replaying Beautiful Christmas by BTR. So, if I post a Christmas chapter today, you know why.

Okay, my mission today is to post 3 chapters of this. Hopefully I'll make it. Review will help! So REVIEW!

*ElLa*

p.s. Does anyone else hate what fanfiction has done to the main page thingy when you log in? I don't like it.