I'm going on a random update spree on this story right now, so stay tuned for another chapter!

Here are Four new characters:

Haku: Pure white cat sidhe with black underbelly.

Astaroth: White haired, 17 year looking boy with long, slender demon tail and wings. Demon King of Rot.

Amaimon: Green haired, 14 year looking boy with abnormally large fangs and burgandy demon wings. Demon king of Earth.

Satan: Navy blue haired, 30 looking man with huge black demon wigs, a 3 yard long demon tail with barb at the end. Always covered by his blue flames.

While I was temporarily insane and tried to jump out a window, Sairen woke up, freaked out and slapped my face a dozen times.

"Hadrian!" She screamed. "Wake up! You aren't dreaming!"

If anything can bring you back to sanity, its when a girl slaps you.

Trust me, it works.

I shook my head to clear the cobwebs, then noticed I was halfway out a window.

"What the hell?!" I yelled and fell backwards onto the tile. Sairen hauled me onto my feet. "You okay?" She asked. I snorted. "Of course I'm okay!" I exclaimed. "I just lost my sanity for a minute and tried to kill myself! Of course I'm okay!" I slammed the window shut and marched back into bed.

"Don't tell anybody, please?" I begged her. Sairen rolled her eyes. "Whatever." She said and sat down on the edge of the bed, her tail swishing from side to side.

"Hey, Sairen?"

"What?"

"Uh…" Please let this work… "Do you know anything about blue fire?"

Her face darkened. "Yeah, a bit too much." I made the universal 'go on' gesture with my hands. Sairen sighed. "Okay fine. You see…"

"Master, I have located the boy."

Satan peered down at me, close enough to feel the heat of his flames. "Well then retrieve him and bring him to me!" He exclaimed, and waved his hand to dismiss me.

"Oh, and Haku?" I stopped walking and slowly turned to face him. "Yes?" I squeaked.

"Bring him back alive. It would be preferable to me."

I bowed my head, my twin tails twitching in response to the awkward position. "I will, master."

I bolted out of the throne room and took a deep breath, still amazed that I was still alive. I looked at the small Gehenna gate in front of me.

"Well, I'm the Heirs familiar," I muttered. "Might as well get this sh-it done and over with."

While I was walking, I accidentally bumped into Astaroth.

Not good. Not good at all!

"There are three types of people. There are the Wizards and Witches, like me, and Muggles, non magical people, like you."

"Okaaay… So what's the third?" I asked.

Sairen sighed. "The third is a type of people most Wizards don't know about. They are called Exorcists."

I blinked. "You mean the dudes that get rid of demons?"

Sairen nodded. "How do you know this?" I asked her.

"You know my ears?" I nodded. "Well, my mother is a Nekori from Japan."

I blinked. "And that means…" Sairen smiled. "Well, because I'm descended from a demon-"

"WAIT YOUR MOM'S A DEMON?!" I exclaimed. Sairen started at me, then nodded. "A Nekori is a demon that has cat like attributes. There's Nekori, Inuyasha, Nananuns and others."

"Inuyasha? Nananuns?" I said. "Sorry but I don't speak Japanese."

Sairen laughed. "Dog demons and rabbit demons."

"Oh. That makes much more sense."

Sairen rolled her eyes. "Can I continue?"

I nodded.

"Since I'm descended from a demon, and she married a wizard, aka my dad, there was a good chance me and Soren would either be Exorcists or wizards."

I nodded. "Following so far, but what does this have to do with blue flames?"

"The exorcists fight demons, right?" She said. "So if demons exist, so does Satan." My eyes grew wide, but Sairen was already going on.

"Ten years ago, Satan tried to break into Assiah, our world." She explained. "Every major exorcist was called to the Vatican to keep this from happening. Satan possessed every exorcist there, even the Paladin. Satan's power was too much for them, and each one died." Her eyes downcast, she said "It's called the Blue Night because of Satan's blue flames. Today, eleven years has passed since it happened."

My eyes grew even wider. Today is my birthday.

I was born on the Blue Night.

"I'm not telling you."

Ron glared at me. "Why not?" He demanded. I turned towards Hermione. "This lovely human girl can figure it out. I bet she's smart enough." I said and put a bored look on my face, while inside I was being purely entertained. I never understood why Mephisto messed with humans, but now I see why- they're so dumb its comical!

Ron was clearly out of patience. His wand tip glowed, and he whispered something inaudible and flung the orb at me. Of course, it had to hit me, but I absorbed it and something like a sugar rush flooded my senses. It felt good.

Ron, Harry and everyone else stared at me. "What the hell are you?!" Harry demanded.

"I am the son of Satan." I answered calmly.

Luna took one good look at my tail and grinned.

"I knew it!" She said. "You're the heir!"

Those last three words caught me off guard. "What do you mean?" I growled.

Luna didn't seem fazed. "You're the heir to hell, right?" She said. ""That means you have to kill Satan and rule it!"

Everyone stared at me, but I didn't notice. I was too pissed off.

I forced my claws to grow their longest yet and aimed them at her throat.

"Not happening, lady," I growled.

"Not. Happening."

"What are you doing, Haku?" Astaroth hissed. I gulped and tried inch my way around him. "Uh... orders from master to find the heir!" I said quickly. "And I really need to get past you to get to the gate, so..." I trailed off, praying to Satan that he'd get the hint.

He did. Astaroth snorted. "If you're gonna try to find Rin, I'm coming with you."

My jaw dropped. "You are?" I squeaked. He nodded.

"OH BIG BROTHER!" A sing song voice said. Astaroth cringed, picked me up and jumped into the gate...

But not without some unwanted company.

When we reached Assiah, Astaroth put me down, grabbed Amaimon and punched him.

"You idiot!" Astaroth yelled. "Now I have to baby sit you!"

Amaimon jumped out of Astaroth's grasp and pouted. "I only wanted to see little brother," He said, still moping.

Astaroth gritted his teeth. "Next time you do this, I wil kill you." He warned, and turned towards me.

"So, where is Rin?" He asked. I blinked, then sniffed the air. "Uh..."

Suddenly an image sounded in my head. "England!" I exclaimed.

Astaroth sighed. "Where's Mephisto when you actually need him..."