"Voldemort has a son?!"

Everyone stared at me in horror.

I nodded. "Yeah, he did." I stated obviously. Honestly, humans are pretty stupid.

"Did?" Harry asked. I sighed.

"Look, this is it all in a nutshell," I said and a few of them leaned forward eagerly, Ron involved.

"Voldy met some lady, they had a kid, she died, he sent their kid somewhere to be safe, Harry killed Voldy, kid is nowhere to be found."

There was complete silence until Luna said "There's a problem with that."

I scowled at her. "Such as?"

"Harry didn't kill Voldemort yet."

Oh sh!t.

"So…" Amaimon started. "Why are you guys in Assiah?"

Astaroth rolled his eyes at his brother, which left me to explain things to the thick-headed numbskull.

What fun.

"Satan chose me to be Rin's familiar," I said slowly. "Since I am the recurrence of Kuro, Rin Okumura's familiar, and Rin has now reaccured, he chose me."

Amaimon blinked at me stupidly. "I don't get it."

I lashed my tails in frustration. Out of all the hitchhikers, we get him?!

Astaroth gave me a reassuring sweep of his tail, as if to say "Frankly, I have learned to live with him."

I twitched my tails in response, and there was just the faintest of smiles on his face.

Could it be that The Demon King of Rot was able to smile?

Nah, that's crazy. After all, he's known to be the most unemotional of the demon kings.

Or maybe everyone is wrong...

I looked out the window, frustrated with Sairen's antics. All of the sudden, I saw a tiny shape flutter toward the window. I squinted, trying to make it out, and then I realized it had wings.

My mouth dropped open in surprise. No way. A real live owl was headed this way… with an envelope in its claws.

"Sairen," I said. "You're not gonna believe this…"

It landed on the sill and pecked at the glass. Sairen's mouth fell open in astonishment. "Wow," She said and opened the window. "Talk about irony." The owl landed on the bedpost, hooting and lifting the letter. Sairen took it and her eyes grew as wide as saucers. "I don't believe it…" She whispered. I moved out of bed and leaned in, trying to get a good look.

"What?" I asked. She held it out to me, her eyes shining.

"I've been invited to Dragonscale!" She squealed and dashed out of the room, yelling "Mom! Dad! Look at this!"

I stared after her, then looked at the owl, still on my bedpost. She - Well, I think it's a she - hooted at me. "What?" I asked it. It fluttered towards me and dropped another envelope by my feet. I picked it up and opened it.

It read:

Dear Mr Riddle,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Dragonscale Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on the first of September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Here are the required items needed-

-Three Sets of Plain Work Robes (Black)

-One Plain Pointed Hat (Black) for day wear

-One Pair of Protective Gloves (dragon hide or similar)

-One Winter Cloak (Black, silver fastenings)

*Please note that all student's clothes should carry name-tags at all times.*

-The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1 by Miranda Goshawk

-A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot

-Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling

-A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch

-One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore

-Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger

-Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander

-The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble

-1 Wand

-1 Cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)

-1 set of glass or crystal phials

-1 telescope

-1 set of brass scales

-Students may also bring an Owl OR a Cat OR a Toad.

*PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS.*

We hope you will enjoy your time at Dragonscale Academy and make the Wizarding world proud. A man by the name of Onido will arrive shortly after you recieve this letter, so do not be alarmed. We are happy to have another muggle-born addition to our school!

Sincerley,

Headmaster Rumbleroar.

I stared at the paper. I was invited to Dragonscale. I was going to be a Wizard.

I am going to learn magic.

And I will, no doubt, make myself look like an idiot.

If only I had known then that receiving that letter would affect my life forever. That train ride will make me lifelong friends and enemies.

And don't get me started on that da~n cat.

So, I know a lot of you are enjoying this story. And I also know my quality is kinda running down. Sorry about that, its just because a LOT has happened life wise. Apperantly, we have to move, so I had to put my stuff in boxes, which doesn't leave me a lot of time to update. And dont worry! Im staying in the USA.

Thank GOD.

Oops...

Anyways, I just wanted to tell you guys that. So, since this IS MY A/N combined Chapter, I am going to make you all happy.

First, to PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin! Thank you for reviewing on my chapters! You have helped me AND encouraged me! And entertained me, but that comes later. XD

Second, to ANIMEFANFICSFORLIFE! This was inspired ENTIRELY because of you! His story, [yes, ANIMEFANFICSFORLIFE is a he. I have to fix that] Harry Potter Challenges! Chapter Two, is the reason I have this AWESOME STORY! THANK YOU! And check his stuff out. His challenges are actually pretty cool.

Third, to 0.0dreamerofdreams0.0! Thank you for letting me know that Toel was a good idea! I had thought of ditching the thought, but I did want you all to know Hadrian always could talk to snakes via parseltongue. We shall be using his skills in the Chamber of Secrets, and you will be VERY entertained!

Fourth, to turtlehoffmann2251! Your review DEFINETLY caught my attention. It also entertained me because, yes, I did watch that. Very funny and... odd. Laughed most of the show.

Fifth, to NightWithMoon! I didn't even know I had more than, like, five readers until you reviewed.

I am a very happy demon.

Sixth, to OverObsessedFangirl8804! I will have all the original characters, but with different names! No need to panic! And I am happy people like the fact that I əsreveЯ the chapter titles.

Heh heh, əsreveЯ. Get it?

And finally, U willnever know. I have created two polls so that people can choose which pairing and parent for Hadrian. All in all, you shall make my life MISERABLE for posing as my old username.

You have to HATE little brothers, people.

So, did I miss anyone? And if you are reading this story but havent reviewed, thanks for reading! It makes me happy that people enjoy my trash.

STAY CALM AND KEEP YOUR SATAN ON!

Ik that makes NO sense but i say it anyways. I have to credit my dad you know!