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Booth and Bones go undercover as models!

Undercover in Underwear

"I'm not going out wearing that." Booth crossed his arms across his chest.

In the past couple of months the lead models for a new promising underwear fashion designer had been kidnapped. The lead models (a male and a female) would be snatched away after the show. The team had found two of the six kidnapped victims last month. They were tortured before being killed and there were no ransom calls. The other four missing models were still not found. The FBI had set up this undercover operation in order to catch the only suspect they had in the case: a man named Will Miller. He was traced attending all the shows where the models had gone missing. So, Booth and Brennan had to go undercover to lure the kidnapper out.

There were several agents working as waiters and as security in the event. The squints: Cam, Hodgins, Angela and Sweets were in the audience to help keep an eye on the suspect throughout the show. Well, they were also there to see the partners walk down the runway in little strips of clothing.

"Look, I understand you don't do this professionally, but..." Sammy, the fashion designer sighed before continuing. "My career is going down the drain and all I can do is design fabulous clothes." He said with a smile.

"That's not clothes. That's not gonna cover my package." Booth whispered the last words a bit embarrassed. Always skittish about the sex subject with others other than the person he did it with.

"You're a hunk and you're going to look fabulous when you make the arrest." Sammy winked at Booth and left.

"I'm not wearing that." Booth mumbled once more as he looked at the tiny white briefs.

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"I'll get fewer stares if I walk down the runway nude." Brennan said as she picked up the scraps of underwear she was supposed to wear.

"This will not cover much." She noted once more as she stripped her clothing off.

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"I knew you'd look gorgeous in my creation." Sammy told Brennan when she joined him and got ready to start the show.

"Hey! That's not fair. His covers more!" Brennan said as Booth joined them wearing his black boxer briefs. He tried not to stare at his Bones because the last thing he needed was a hard on as he walked down the platform.

"Oh my god!" Sammy exclaimed. "Hand me the male number one." Sammy yelled to an assistant and he was handed an identical piece to the one Booth was supposed to wear. Sammy pulled Booth's underwear down and handed him the one he was supposed to wear. Embarrassed Booth quickly put them on and they did not cover much. Booth even considered the possibility of just walking out nude. It would be less obvious.

Brennan smiled and Booth told her, "What are you smiling at? You're showing more than I am."

Brennan blushed because she definitely was showing more than him, but he looked super hot in that little piece of clothing.

"Go." The partners were ushered to the platform.

Hodgins' and Sweets' jaws dropped at the sight of Brennan.

"Man, Dr. B looks HOOOOT." They said unison. Angela slapped Hodgins' arm, but she had to note that damn her friend looked good. But oh oh, stud muffin looked super hot. Angela had to fan her face as Booth walked down the runway with Brennan on his side. Shit, they looked hot. Angela thought as she continued to fan her face with her hand.

Sweets noted that the suspect was no longer in his seat. He quickly signaled the other agents.

"You guys did great." Sammy said excitedly as he quickly left to make the other models go.

The partners walked back to their dressing rooms stealing glances at each other. Brennan turned left to her room and Booth turned right. Booth heard heavy movement as soon as Brennan entered her room and quickly went to see what was going on.

Opening the door he saw her punching one of the agents.

"He's an agent, Bones." He told her as he placed a hand on her arm for her to release the poor agent.

"Sorry." She apologized as she helped him back up. The agent told them that they'd lost the suspect and for security reasons an agent was sent to her room. Booth thanked him and told him to return to his area. The agent nodded and left glancing at the garments the partners wore as he did so.

After the agent left the door reopened. The partners turned thinking that it was the agent and were sprayed with a gas to render them unconscious.

"Brennan and Booth are missing." Sweets informed the others. The agents were quickly on the look out for the suspect.

Booth regained consciousness and found that he was on top of his partner. It was dark and there wasn't much space for them to move. "This is probably how he transports them." Booth heard Brennan whisper. Her breath was hot on his neck and he couldn't help his reaction to her. He closed his eyes and hoped that she would let it slide. Knowing her he knew it would be hard especially because his erection was almost hanging out of the not-covering-much garment.

"You don't need to be embarrassed." She whispered.

"Please don't start with the 'it's a natural bodily response to…" He whispered back.

"I wasn't going to say that." She whispered back. "I was going to say 'I like it and that I want it as bad as you and that you better make the arrest soon so that I can get you out of that cover-nothing thing and take you to my place'. Maybe not in that order." She whispered.

"Good to know." He whispered back. Before he could say something else he felt the car slowing down to a stop. "Get ready to punch out when he opens this thing." He whispered and he felt her nod.

As the cover opened the two partners punched the suspect in the face. They quickly climbed out and punched him yet again and tossed him inside the box and closed it. They heard the sirens approaching and they were glad some agents had followed.

"Cover me." Booth said as he stood behind her and did his best to readjust the non-covering briefs when the agents' cars pulled up next to them. They both smiled knowing that it was going to be a great night for both of them once they went home. (Who's apartment? That was still in question.)

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