Thanks for the reviews and alerts. I had the idea for the first oneshot of this when I was cleaning the bathroom. I thought it would be funny to have Booth in a situation like that, and then I sat to type up the chapter and thought it was pretty funny and hoped you guys liked it; and you guys did. Thanks for the support and here's the next one.

WalkingInTheRain suggested 'elevator' and that's going to be the next chapter.

In this one Parker asks Brennan for a favor which later leads to some B&B explorations (wink, wink).

A favor for Parker

"Bones, Parker wants to ask you for a favor." Booth said nudging his son on the arm. All three were having lunch at the diner.

"I can ask for myself, dad!" Parker shot his dad a glare.

"What is it?" Brennan asked as she reached to steal fries from Booth's plate.

"I have to write a report on a person and their job. I was wondering if I could write it on you and your job." Parker said sweetly.

"You might want to think about it because he has to follow you around for an entire work day." Booth said with a chuckle.

"I'm honored you chose me and of course you can." Brennan smiled at the child.

"Cool, thanks Bones." The boy walked over to her side and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Booth took a gulp of his soda and envied his son for having the guts to give her a kiss.

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"Morning Bones." Parker said enthusiastically as Brennan entered the SUV.

"Get ready for that all day long." Booth told her with a tease.

"It's so cool that I'll be with you at work for a whole day." Parker called from the back seat.

"What exactly are you going to write about?" Brennan asked.

"I'm going to observe what you do and write my report based on that." Parker answered.

Booth tried to hide the smile on his face. His son was definitely using too much squint speak.

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"Take care of him, Bones. Good luck." He called after them as he watched his son and Brennan walk up the Jeffersonian steps.

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The team started analyzing the remains found late the previous night. Brennan looked over the gooey remains of their victim. Cam took tissue samples and Hodgins had to sift through the clothing, bugs, and particulates on the body before the bones were cleaned by Wendell.

"Eww." Angela said as she joined them on the platform and perceived the smell.
"That is so gross not even Dora can explore that." Angela said with a smirk. Hodgins, Cam, Wendell, and even Parker laughed at the comment.

Brennan was confused, "I don't know what that means." Angela sighed and before she could explain the reference to her friend, Parker tapped Brennan on the shoulder. The child had been standing on a stool in order to be able to see what Brennan was doing.

Brennan leaned closer and Parker whispered loud enough for everyone to here, "It's a cartoon named Dora the explorer; she explores." Brennan looked at the child and nodded her understanding. Angela high fived the child before returning to her office amazed at the kid's strong stomach.

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Brennan walked to her office with Parker by her side.

"Do you need anything else from me for your assignment?" Brennan asked as she sat on her desk chair.

"Yeah, I just need you to sign my coversheet and I'll write my report at the end of the day." Parker handed her the piece of paper and Brennan signed it.

At lunch time Booth stopped by the Jeffersonian to pick up Parker.

"Bones, are you going to have lunch with us?" Parker asked.

"I'm not hungry. You guys go." She continued to type on her computer. Parker walked up to her and grabbed a hand and started pulling her to get up. Booth chipped in too and they both pouted and tried to convince her. Angela, who was walking by, couldn't help but smile at the scene.

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"Finish up so that you can go to bed. You have school tomorrow." Booth told his son.

"Yeah, almost done. It's awesome that mom let me stay with you on a week night." Parker said with enthusiasm as he put the final touches on his report.

"Goodnight." Booth told his son and tucked him in. Parker whined that he wasn't a baby anymore. "You'll always be my baby." Booth said with a laugh and kissed his son on the cheek. Parker said goodnight, but called after Booth before he exited the room. "What happen?" Booth asked as he sat on the side of the bed.

"You like Bones, right?" Parker asked as he sat up in bed.

"Sure I do. She's my partner and friend." Booth said with a smile.

"Why don't you have a girlfriend?" Parker's question struck Booth unexpectedly.

"Parks, I thought we had already discussed that my private life is..." Booth started.

"Are you hurt, daddy?" Parker asked with concern.

"What does that have to do with the girlfriend question?" Booth didn't understand where this was going. Did ten year olds ask these types of questions? He thought.

"Are you hurt...you know…down there? Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?" Booth almost had a heart attack because his son thought his lack of lover had something to do with his manhood not functioning properly.

"Son, I can assure you I'm fine. Are you asking because maybe you're experiencing changes in your body?" Booth asked seriously.

"No, we all ready had that talk." Parker said hurriedly.

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Booth lied awake deep into the night. He couldn't stop thinking about what Parker asked him. What if his son was right? Do you really loose it if you don't use it? Booththought. Only one way to find out. His hand went under the waistband of his boxers and started stroking softly. Closing his eyes he thought about his Bones.

His movements gained speed as his mind wondered about all the delicious things he'd do to his Bones if he could. He buried his face on his pillow as he shot his load to muffle the scream of her name. Nope, definitely still works. He told himself silently.

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Days later

Parker ran into Brennan's office and sat down next to her on the couch.

"Hi, Parker. Who brought you?" Brennan asked when no one walked in after the boy.

"My mom's parking the car and I walked inside with Angela. We saw her by the steps. Look." Parker showed her his graded report.

"That's great. You got 30 out of 30." Brennan hugged him. "Lets read it."

"No, I'll leave it so you can read it later. My mom's gonna be here soon and I need to ask you for a favor." Parker took a deep breath and Brennan wondered what it was all about. "You like my daddy, right?"

"Yes, he's my partner and friend."

"And you would do anything for him, right?"

"Anything." Brennan assured him.

"I think my dad's hurt."

"What happened?" Brennan was about to call Booth when Parker took her phone away.

"He's fine."

"But you just said he was hurt." Brennan said with confusion.

"No, I think my daddy's hurt down there and that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"Down there? You mean…his privates?" Brennan thought carefully about the word she used with the child. Parker nodded.

"My friend's daddy had cancer there and I'm worried my daddy does too. Can you check him and make sure he's okay?" That's his favor? Brennan thought.

Brennan was stunned for a moment. "I'm not a medical doctor. He should see a specialist."

"Parker, let's go." Rebecca called from the doorway. "Sorry it was a short stop, Dr. Brennan." Rebecca apologized.

"Bye, Bones. Please check my daddy." Parker whispered the last words in her ear as he hugged her goodbye.

Brennan sat in the couch absently looking at the wall.

"Sweetie?" Angela asked as she sat down next to her friend.

"Hey." Brennan said distractedly.

"What's wrong?" Angela shook her friend's arm.

"Oh, it's just Parker asked me for a favor." Brennan turned to look at her friend. "He thinks Booth has some sort of problem with his penis and he's worried that's the reason his father doesn't have a girlfriend." Angela's jaw dropped in surprise. "He asked me to check Booth to make sure he's okay."

"That's so hot." Angela fanned her face at the thought of checking the FBI man's privates. "Are you going to do it?" Angela asked with interest and a squeal.

"I don't know." Brennan answered sincerely.

"You have to. It was asked as a favor." Angela said with a wide grin as she walked out of her friend's office.

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Brennan tossed and turned in her bed unable to sleep. She couldn't stop thinking about the favor she was asked. Thinking long and hard Brennan decided to that she would do it. She fell asleep with a wide smile.

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The next day Brennan asked Booth to help her move some furniture at her place after work.

"There you go, Bones." Booth clasped his hands together as he finished moving the couch. They sat and ate some well deserved food. They had removed their shoes to allow their feet to rest. It had actually turned out to be a very good idea to move furniture. Brennan looked around her newly arranged living room.

About an hour passed with them talking and mindlessly watching something on tv. Brennan had forgotten about the initial purpose of her invitation. She was about to get up from the couch when Booth lifted an arm spilling the wine in her glass on his jeans.

"I'm sorry, Booth." Brennan grabbed a napkin off the coffee table and tried to wipe the liquid before it soaked. Before Booth could say something Brennan had removed his jeans and walked towards her kitchen sink. Booth remained seated because one of her hands hand accidentally grazed his inner thigh when she took his jeans off. That had been enough to stir some movements inside his boxers.

"It's okay, Bones. I'll wear them like that." Booth called and hated the shaky sound of his voice.

"I already wet them." She called from the kitchen. "Sorry I ruined your jeans." She said apologetically as she sat next to him on the couch. She tried not to stare at his groin. "I can lend you something to wear." She offered.

"I don't think any of your clothes will fit me." Booth said with a chuckle.

"My dad left some sweat pants when he stayed over for Christmas. Follow me." Brennan rose from her couch and walked to her bedroom. Booth followed.

Brennan walked towards her closet to look for the sweats, but when she turned around she felt so turned on to see her partner standing in her bedroom in only boxers and a t-shirt. She pushed Booth on the bed and before he could react, straddled his thighs. Booth lied on his back and stared up at his partner.

"What are you doing, Bones?"

"Are you hurt, Booth?" She asked in a voice that sounded very unfamiliar to Booth.

"What?" He asked. In response Brennan rotated her hips releasing a moan from his lips.

"I'm going to have to check to make sure." She said with a wicked smile. Booth gulped hard as her hands worked to lift his t-shirt over his head. The t-shirt flew across the room as Brennan leaned forward to kiss him on the lips. Booth felt like he was in a dream. There was no way this was really happening.

Brennan kissed his chest and abs before sitting up straight and removing her shirt. She stood up on the bed to removed her jeans. Booth watched mesmerized as she threw her jeans to the side. He loved the contrast of the red lacy bra and matching panties had on her pale skin. She straddled his thighs again and smiled at the feel of his erection pressing against her center. He doesn't seen hurt.

Booth stared up at the ceiling, but he quickly looked down when he felt her hands pulling his boxers off. The moment her hand grabbed his aching cock, he knew it wasn't a dream. She leaned forward and gave the head a lick making Booth moan loudly. Smiling Brennan kissed down his length and then back up. She winked at him and took him in her mouth.

As Booth watched her head bob up and down he felt like he had died and reached heaven. He couldn't resist and ran a hand through her hair and removed it from her face.

"Bones…close…I'm gonna…" He tried to warn her, but the increase in her suction sent him over the edge. He bucked his hips up. She sucked him dry, satisfying both of their desires.

She kissed her way up to his mouth and he pulled her in for a kiss. "What are the results, doctor?" He asked with a tease as he hugged her close.

"Definitely not hurt, but further trials are needed." She said with a smile.

"Are you hurt?" He asked. "I may not be a doctor, but I'm sure I can help you." He said as he flipped them on the bed. "Lets find out." He said as his right hand wondered inside her panties and teased her entrance with his fingers. "You're not getting ride of me anymore." He said with a chuckle as he kissed her neck and then her lips.

Wow, this one was long. My left wrist hurts from typing :(, but it will all be worth it if I get reviews. Please review and tell me if you have suggestions. Next chapter will be 'elevator' suggested by WalkingInTheRain.