Bandiagara, Part 2a

Mal tries to make amends

Mal found Simon in the infirmary, as he expected. "Hey, Doc, have you got an hour to spare?"

Simon looked up in disgruntled puzzlement. The Captain, of course, had the right to interrupt his researches and request his services at any time. But an hour? Nobody was sick or injured, that Simon had heard about. The Captain, naturally, could use a thorough course of therapy to deal with his post-traumatic stress disorder, but he doubted Mal had come to him for that. It was the same old story. The Captain wouldn't be concerned about PTSD until the nightmares got worse or he had a flashback at an inopportune moment. Then it would be difficult or impractical to begin the therapy. "Certainly," Simon said, with as much ready compliance as he could muster. He was still angry about the cold-water shower. "What can I do for you?"

"Well, I reckon it's time for my inoculation again," Mal answered, rolling up his sleeve.

Simon went to the cabinet and removed the vial with the injectable men's contraceptive. There was only one more dose left in this vial, but they still had two more vials from this lot. As he filled the hypo gun, out of curiosity, he checked the expiration date. He'd just purchased a crate of (barely) expired antibiotic, and in explaining to Mal how the medication didn't actually suddenly spoil on the expiration date, it had him thinking about checking Serenity's other medical stock. Yes, the medicine didn't suddenly go bad the instant the clock ticked over, but it did gradually deteriorate. And the date he saw on the contraceptive vial nearly made him swear aloud, it was so longpast. Perhaps he should have purchased some new stock on Beylix, but then he wouldn't have had enough money for the antibiotic. Or for sutures. Or for sterile saline. Or for—. There simply wasn't enough money to keep the infirmary fully stocked with unexpired medical supplies. It was a balancing act. And men's injectable contraceptive just hadn't been in high demand, before.

Wash had been the only user of it. Jayne didn't like needles, and always took the pills. And the other men of Serenity had been celibate—whether by choice, as in the case of Book, or involuntarily. But now that the Captain's—and his own—luck had changed, Simon needed to put the contraceptive higher on the priority list for purchases. He'd get it at the next opportunity.

Simon gave the inoculation, and Mal rolled his sleeve back down. "You said you needed an hour. Is there something else?" Simon inquired.

"Yes, Doc, there is. Follow me."

Puzzled, Simon reached for his medical bag, but Mal said over his shoulder, "No need for that," and strode off, Simon trailing behind him.

Mal led the way to Shuttle Two. He shut the hatch behind them and gestured for Simon to have a seat in front of the pilot's console. Mal took the other seat.

"First of all, Simon, I owe you an apology."

At last! The Captain would finally admit what a 流氓 liúmáng he'd been, leaving Simon to take an ice-cold shower after a long day's work in the hot sun at that filthy dump. Shuttle Two still held a hint of the landfill stench, and Simon involuntarily recalled all the unpleasant details of the icy bath.

"Back on Beylix, I left you and Kaylee high and dry without a means of returning to the ship. Didn't even understand for some time afterwards that I'd put you in a fix. It was a poor job on my part, and I'm sorry for it."

Simon was stunned. He was angry about the incident at the dump—but all his anger had been directed at Kaylee. She'd taunted him about not being able to operate a vehicle, driving him to use coarse language that he shouldn't have let pass his lips—least of all towards her. Now they weren't speaking to each other. And here was the Captain taking the blame for it. "Captain, really, Kaylee and I lost our tempers, we—"

"Simon, I hadn't put you two in an impossible situation, you wouldn'ta had nothin' to lose your tempers over. I'm supposed to keep track of things like that. That's my job, and I done it poorly." He was done with the apology. "Now, I want to make amends," Mal said, turning to the console. "This here's the initiator. Before you fly, you always flip the three check switches. If all's well, those lights—" he indicated a band of colored lights across the top of the console "—light up. That means your nav, propulsion, and helm systems are online."

Mal continued in the same vein for another minute or two, moving his hands across various switches and dials. Then he shut down the console, turned to Simon and said, "Okay, now you try it."

"What?" Simon said, startled.

"Your turn."

"You want me to—fly this thing?"

"That's the notion, Doc. Don't want you never stuck like you were at the dump. Someone's life could depend on you knowin' how to operate the shuttle, and I ain't takin' that chance again. Now you ready to try it?"

Simon now recognized that, whether he wanted it or not, the Captain was giving him flying lessons, so he applied himself to the task. Soon he had mastered the pre-flight check and moved on to the start-up sequence. By the end of the hour, Simon had flown several circuits around Serenity. It was…actually kind of fun. When he pretended the window was just a vid screen, that is. As soon as he remembered that he was staring out into the Black, the reality of infinite darkness struck him, then his hands tensed on the yoke and his knuckles turned white.

"Easy there, Simon. Light touch does it. Now hit that switch—the orange one—no, it toggles up—gorrammit, Doc—" Mal reached over and flipped the switch himself, transferring control back to his console, and brought the shuttle in to dock with the ship. "Right, good work, Simon. We'll find another opportunity before long. By the time we reach Bandiagara I want you fluent in basic space flight. If we get the chance planetside, I'll teach you how to take off from ground, and we'll try some atmospheric flight. We'll save ground landing, docking in full gravity, and breaking atmo for later." Lesson over, Mal stood up. As he left the shuttle, he called back to Simon, "Might want to take notes, Simon, on what we just done. Unless your Top Three Percent there's got a photographic memory."

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Kaylee awoke late in the morning feeling ravenous. The others had already eaten breakfast, which was just as well: she was not in a mood to see Simon just now. After helping herself, she went to commune with her machines. Sometimes an engine was just a better listener than a person.

Someone—most likely the Captain and Jayne—had already dealt with the junkyard gleanings in the cargo hold. The piles of parts were netted securely into place, so they wouldn't shift in flight. Kaylee headed directly to the engine room.

To her surprise, someone was already there. She found the Captain standing over a line-up of parts, holding a socket wrench in his hand, and with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Cap'n!" she exclaimed. "What're you—"

"Hey, li'l Kaylee," he said, turning toward her with a smile. "You look well-rested. Feelin' a mite better?"

"Just shiny, Cap'n. Ready to get to work." She eyed the engine parts—it was the set of fusion injectors he'd found at the dump—and the wrench he held in his hand. "Here Cap'n," she said, handing him the next size socket for the wrench, "this one'll fit better."

She moved about her engine room, pulling out her diagnostic equipment—no point installing the fusion injectors if they didn't work—and some cleaning materials. She set the Captain to work burnishing the contacts of the override controller she'd found in the refuse bin, while she took the radion-accelerator core offline in order to remove the damaged Codippily relay.

"You know, that's one thing I've always loved about the Trace Compression Block engine," she remarked conversationally, as she worked. "What makes it so much better than the Capissen 38. The Capissen may have six Gurtslers, but you can't isolate the systems. You have to recycle secondary exhaust through a bypass just so's it don't enter the atmo feed. What 天才 tiāncái thought up that lame design? But with the Trace, the life support ain't tied in directly with the propulsion system. You can take the core offline while you're in flight, and it's easy to isolate the different systems so's you can work on them one at a time. Weren't for that, we'd be spending a lot more time on the ground."

Mal chuckled. Kaylee looked at him. "Not fair to laugh if'n you won't share the joke."

"Just rememberin', 妹妹 mèimei. Bester used to have us grounded for the best part of a week every time we hit dirt, so's he could service the engine," Mal recounted, referring to Serenity's one-time mechanic. "Told me he couldn't fix the thrusters without shuttin' down life-support and everything." Bester had brought Kaylee aboard for an assignation in the engine room, only to find himself out of a job when Kaylee fixed the engine and Mal hired her on the spot to replace him.

"He told you that?" She shook her head. "He was just figurin' a way to keep her on the ground longer so's he could pick up girls."

"Every planet, he had another girl, or three," Mal said, his distaste for Bester's very casual attitude toward women evident in his voice. "Can't entirely disapprove it, though, since it brought you to Serenity." He blushed, recollecting his embarrassment at interrupting them in flagrante delicto. "Don't know why I'm bringin' up that 傻瓜 shǎgūa. You got yourself a better man now." He handed Kaylee the burnished override controller, then the socket wrench.

"Oh, I don't know 'bout that, Cap'n. Simon and me ain't exactly on speakin' terms right now."

"And that's my fault, 妹妹 mèimei. I weren't thinkin' back there, took off with the one vehicle you could drive, and the only other pilot could fly the shuttle, left you two there, tellin' ya 'Fly it back to Serenity.' Oughtta get kicked in the backside for that."

"I heard ya got a cold shower."

"And you got a hot bath." Mal handed her the first fusion injector. "It's justice. I deserved it. But don't you go takin' it out on Simon."

"Oh, you shoulda heard him." She put on a whiny Core-bred accent. "'I can't fly, I can't drive, we hired a driver for the menial chores.' Made me sick, all them fancy Core folks can't do nothin' for themselves. And then, 'Where's the start button? Where's the operators' manual? How do you turn this thing on?' He was swearin'—"

"You got the Doc swearin'?"

"Oh, he sure was. 'Gorrammit, Kaylee! I'm a ruttin' doctor! What the 地狱 dìyù—'"

"In English and Chinese. I'm impressed," Mal stated. The diagnostic on the second fusion injector checked out, and he handed it down to her. "You been a good influence on him, Kaylee."

She finished tightening the fitting, then gave him a look. "You serious?"

"Sure am. Noticed it at Juju Kamara's. He's beginning to lose the Core taint."

"Whaddya mean, 哥哥 gēgē?"

"Well, he wouldn't exactly pass for a Rim-worlder," Mal said, testing the third fusion injector, "but he ain't all stiff and proper neither. I don't reckon he'd fit in back on that fancy rock he come from no more." He handed the part to Kaylee. "No, his folks mighta neglected his education, so he don't know the basics like how to drive and how to handle animals, but he didn't waste his time. Got a good head on his shoulders and he can learn. You should give him another chance."

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glossary

流氓 liúmáng [jerk]

天才 tiāncái [genius]

妹妹 mèimei [little sister]

傻瓜 shǎgūa [idiot]

地狱 dìyù [hell]

哥哥 gēgē [older brother]

So, a snapshot of life aboard Serenity...Do you think Mal managed to make amends? Please, leave a comment or review.