Vlog #10

"MJ and I are on our second date. She kind of dragged me into an acting improv place on a triple-date."

"Don't act like it wasn't fun."

"I've never acted before, especially in front of other people."

"Yeah, but my friends' dates were in the same boat as you. It wasn't about being good at it. It was about goofing around and being silly."

"It was fun, embarrassing but fun. We're eating donuts now on top of a building watching the sun set."

"Hey Peter?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you ever show these videos to anyone?"

"No. They're just for me. I mean, you can watch some if you want. My point is that I'm not posting or showing them to a bunch of people."

"What if someone finds your camera and watches the videos? You secret identity would be blown. Wait mine would be, too."

"Relax, MJ, my camera is password protected. You need a password to get to the videos and each video has its own separate password as well. No one is getting into this."

"Coming from the guy who left his old Spider-man stuff in his trash can."

"I'll admit that I was new to the whole 'keep everything a secret' thing then. I'm more careful now. Your identity is safe with me."

"It better be. Otherwise someone is getting their ass kicked."

"…"

"I'm joking. I bet we could just run away together to the Avengers or something."

"That'd be kind of cool actually, except for the whole on the run part."

"You would just love to be on their team, wouldn't you?"

"Well, yeah. They're the superheroes. If they weren't so caught up in their international, scratch that, intergalactic battles they might consider adding me."

"And me?"

"Of course! They can't have Spider-man without Spider-woman."

"I can see it now, the first superhero couple. People will think we're married."

"Married?"

"Peter, people assume we're adults. They don't think of teenagers as crime fighters. And we're only on our second date. Don't think about marriage yet, or any time soon."

"Okay, you kind of scared me for a moment there. That's a no to getting married then? Ah man I had a ring prepared and everything."

"Ha ha, good one. On another note, has Spider-woman been getting any attention lately?"

"JJJ hasn't mentioned her yet. Either he doesn't know, is in denial, or can't decide if he hates or likes her."

"I bet he'll hark on me for fighting with you. 'Vigilante crime fighters are ruining the city' and all that."

"It's a thankless job. I'm just glad I have someone to share it with."

"Aw, Peter, I almost wanted to kiss you."

"Almost?"

"The camera was on so I figured I'd save it for later."

"What's wrong with kissing on camera?"

"I'll consider it on the third date."

Is anyone else enjoying these or am I just writing this for myself? Meh, it's fun and I like this weird AU my dream spat out for me to mold and morph into an actual story. More vlogs soon unless college bogs me down with Calculus. Man do I hate math. Reviews are appreciated very greatly. Books are dead and cartoons rule our brains.