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I've always wanted to do one where B&B get arrested and I finally came up with it:) So, B&B are naked on the side of the road and get arrested.

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"Get out!" The partners exited the SUV as their suspects held them at gun point. It had all happened so fast. One minute Brennan and Booth were in the suspects' house and the next they woke up in the back of the SUV.

"Take off your clothes and shoes." The two men pointed at the partners and as much as the partners didn't want to, they had no other choice. Brennan was done quickly and Booth was taken aback at her nakedness before he too, quickly shed his clothes. When he had imagined taking his clothes off along with Brennan, this wasn't what he'd had in mind. "Good." The men took a moment to ogle Brennan before taking the clothes and shoes, tossing them on the back of the SUV before they drove off.

"Unbelievable." Booth couldn't believe they were left butt naked on the side of the road in the middle of the woods. With no phone, they opted to walk on the side of the road. Booth's feet were killing him as he stepped on the asphalt road. He turned to see how Brennan was doing, but he soon found that had been a bad idea. He quickly focused his gaze in front of him and he heard Brennan's chuckle. He was glad she didn't make a comment.

Their top priority was to get some clothes on and find a phone, pronto. Booth walked in front of Brennan, trying to keep himself decent and not look at her; as much as he may want to do so. A cop car spotted them and stopped a few feet away from them.

"Finally!" Booth approached the vehicle, but stopped when he saw the cop's expression.

"Whoa. Stop it right there. I'm placing you both under arrest for public indecency." The cop said, producing two sets of cuffs from his jacket pocket.

"What?" The partners shrieked in unison.

"Look, I know this looks bad, but I'm Special Agent Seeley Booth from the FBI and this is my partner Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian Institution." Booth used the tone he always used when he introduced himself and Brennan.

"Oh, yeah? And I'm the President of the United States of America." Booth gave him a stare. "Where's your badge?" The cop stared at them for a second, knowing Booth didn't have a badge on him so he proceeded to cuff them.

"This is so embarrassing. I can't believe this is happening." Booth muttered under his breath. Brennan sent him a sideways glance. She knew he was probably blaming himself for the whole mess. They rode the rest of the trip to the 'station', if the almost falling apart building could be called a police station, in silence.

Booth called Charlie on the Sheriff's cell phone. To top it all off there was no electricity at the station for the time being. Booth told Charlie to get his butt down to the station where they were being kept at. He informed the agent of the fleeing suspects.

"Sorry, but we only have one cell and I could only find one blanket." The Sheriff handed Booth the blanket. Booth handed it to Brennan, thinking that it was best for her to cover up. He was a man and he could suck it up. The Sheriff's cell rang and left to answer it.

After a few minutes the sheriff returned with a flash light. "Sorry, folks. I hate to leave you guys in this darkness, but there's an emergency I have to deal with." And he was gone.

"This is a horrible town." Booth shook his head in the darkness. Brennan could tell he was shivering. She couldn't see him completely, just the silhouette the moon light coming in from the small window cast on his body.

"Booth, we can share the blanket." Brennan saw him turn to look at her. Brennan was seated on the bench along the back wall of the cell. Booth was still standing and Brennan could barely make out his head shaking.

"I'm fine." Was his response.

"Booth, we're both adults and its cold." Booth could barely make out her face.

"No because if we sit together and share the blanket, we'll be close together." Booth was still shaking his head.

"If you're worried about having an er…"

"Don't say it." He warned, not wanting to venture into that line of conversation.

"It's a normal response for the male human b…" Brennan heard his grunt and she stopped. "Fine, stand there and be cold."

"Fine, but let's leave some space for the Holy Spirit in between." Booth slowly made his way to sit next to her. Brennan's 'I don't know what that means' caused him to smile for the first time since they were left naked on the side of the road. The bench was cold at first, but he was warm under the blanket. He rested his hands over his most private zone, just in case.

After a few minutes, Brennan had unconsciously shifter closer, her body seeking the warmth of his. "Uh, Bones, mind giving me some space?" He squeaked.

"We've shared a bed and blanket before. And I'm sure you've been next to a naked woman before."

"It's not the same, okay? This is not the same thing."

"That's hypocritical of you to say…" Brennan decided to drop it there. Booth felt bad for upsetting her, but he was trying not to jump her. It was extremely hard as it was and naked flesh pressed together wasn't going to help.

Booth couldn't sleep. It felt so wrong to be arrested and he wondered where the suspects were headed. He felt Brennan shift closer to him in her sleep. She buried her face in the crook of his neck as he felt one of her legs swing over one of his. He was very aware of her breasts pressing against his body. He bit his lower lip and began to recite Saints. He felt he was going to die when he felt her place her hand just below his navel. He sucked in some air and continued reciting in his head.

B&B

The sun was up, but Booth didn't open his eyes. He didn't know what time it was, but he wondered when Charlie was showing up. Booth heard footsteps approaching and Charlie's voice. Without thinking, Booth instantly rose from the bench and walked towards the bars.

"Finally." Booth stood with hands on hips. Charlie was speechless, not because he saw naked Booth, but because he saw Brennan naked. When Booth rose from the bench, half the blanket fell off her body, revealing the most intimate zones of the good doctor to the FBI agent. Booth caught what had the other agent speechless and snapped his fingers at him. "Hey, look over here. If you wanna look at someone naked, look at me." Booth's voice was deadly and Charlie gulped, snapping out of it. Charlie told Booth that everything was good and that the suspects had been captured when they reached the state line. "Bones." Booth called over his shoulder, not risking looking at his partner. The Sheriff opened the cell and Charlie handed Booth a duffle bag with clothes. The agent had stopped by the partner's hotel, two towns over, and got them something to wear.

"I'll leave you guys to g-get d-dress." Charlie took Booth's glare as approval and left.

Booth's clothes were at the top and he quickly took them out along with his shoes. Brennan was already awake and he handed her the bag with her clothes inside. He quickly pulled his boxers on, followed by his jeans and tee shirt. He sat down on the bench to put on his socks and shoes. Booth couldn't help but sneak a quick look at Brennan and he instantly felt his blood boil. Brennan was adjusting her breasts in the cups of her black lace bra. She was wearing matching black lace panties.

"When you packed, was that what you left at the top of your suit case?" Booth said through clenched teeth. He wondered how much Charlie had to dig to find the matching set of undies. Brennan stared at him dumbfounded as she put her jeans on.

"I don't know what that means, but the shirt was definitely at the bottom of the suit case. Why?" Brennan put her shirt on and sat next to him to put her shoes on.

"Charlie!" Booth rose from the bench and went in search of the other agent. Brennan quickly followed, wondering why Booth was yelling at Charlie. Had she missed something?

Booth was chewing Charlie's head off outside of the station. Brennan caught what the conversation was about and followed as they walked towards the SUV. Charlie hurried to unlock the SUV as Brennan caught up with Booth.

"Why does it bother you that Charlie went through my clothes? It's just clothes." Booth's glare held something she just couldn't quite pick up.

"It matters, okay? You just don't go through someone's clothes like that." Booth growled. Especially Bones'.

"They do it at the airport." Booth clenched his jaw tighter. "We do it when we go through a victim or suspect's place." Booth couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"It's different." He stated.

"Just like sharing a blanket when we're naked is different?" Brennan had to skip to keep up with him as Booth sped his walk. He just rolled his eyes and opened the driver's door.

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