Warning: Written out of pure randomness and...high off of Tea...Also, LOOSLY based off of my day ^_^' Also, very small hint of BoyXBoy .. And...language. Also, possible OOC

Started : 6:50 pm 4/12/2012

"Why can't we sit on that row? "

"'Cause last year we were bad motherfuckers"

"..."

"Hey, don't blame me. Last year I wasn't here, I was still in Turkey" That would explain his add accent "...Mother fuckin' miracle mostly 'cause of the crazy stuff that apparently happened last year... "

"Do you know what happened? "

"Well...I heard that a few teachers were banned 'cause of some crazy shit...um...a girl got hit by a truck...Alot of other, crazy, non-miracles happened..."Gamzee stared off into the outside world.

Karkat sighed and put his head on the cafeteria table, closing his eyes.

He heard a quiet snicker, but ignored it instead of standing up and yelling at the Juggalo. He regretted it when he felt someone poke his side.

Had Gamzee not thrown himself at Karkat, and covered his mouth, Karkat would have yelled several obscenities.

He heard a snicker and turned, and saw a one Sollux Captor.

Sollux plopped down beside Karkat "Tho, I thee you two have thecond lunch then?"

"It's mother frickin' miracle man " Gamzee grinned, censoring himself as the vice principal walked by. She gave him a glare, as if saying "If you curse, I'll kick your ass out of this school so fast, your head will spin. "

"Tho, I thee KK is the thame ath uthual? "

"Shut up fuckass. " Karkat mumbled, letting his head fall against the Cafeteria table, again.

"Yo motherfucker, if ya' keep doin' that, you'll bash your brains in " Gamzee grinned, resting his elbow on the table and then putting his cheek in his palm.

"Shut the fuck up dickface "

"You have a very foul mouth, KK " Sollux snickered as Karkat flipped him of with his index finger.

"Don't be tho pithy KK " Sollux slowly stood up, as well as Gamzee, and started their way to the Lunch line.

Sollux watched the adorable crabby boy stay in his seat, his head buried in his crossed arms.

He shook his head,smiling slightly. Finally making it into the little annex that held food. "Hello Mth. Beth! "

"Hey there hun " Sollux's favorite lunch lady smiled at him. "We made a small thing'a honey for ya' sweety " She grinned, placing the small cup of honey on his plate.

"Thankth! I'll be thure to enjoy thith wonderful treat! " He grinned, his teeth poking out from under his lip cutely.

"No problem lil' honeybee "She smiled and waved to the Gemini as he continued down the little isle.

He paid his total and continued back to his seat with a weird Juggalo and a crabby, but adorable boy.

As he sat down, he noticed that Karkat had seemed to fall asleep. Sollux snickered when he saw a sharp little canine tooth from the corner of Karkat's mouth.

He breathed slowly and looked quite peaceful, so he decided to let the boy sleep. After all, he looked pretty tired.

"So I guess Karbro's sleepin' ?"

"Yup, he wath athleep WAY before I that back down " Sollux poked a finger into the golden substance, and drug it to his mouth and slowly licked it off his finger. A pure, blissful look covered his face.

" 'S like you're 'bout to have an orgasm motherfucker "

"It thooo feelth like it" Sollux grinned, repeating the act over again.

Gamzee smiled lazily and began eating his homemade pies. A full blown lazy look crossed his eyes.

-fifteen minutes later-

A rather busty teacher walked by, pointing to Sollux and Gamzee, who nodded and then to the napping Karkat, Sollux shook his head.

"Okay, go throw your trays away and wipe your table " Sollux and, a reluctant, Gamzee slowly stood up and walked to the trash can and threw away the pie tin and honey cup.

Both walked back, laughing at the fact that Sollux can't really say Mississippi.

"Jeez mother fucker, you really needta' get rid'a that motherfuckin' lisp "

"Oh thut up Gamzee, who careth if I can't thay Mithithippi "

"But coach throws a bitch fit when you say something! Remember when you had to give that speech about why the South and North tried to kick the shit out of each other? "

Sollux laughed " Yeah I remember, I add tho many wordth with "th " juth tho I could thit back down and not even thay it " The two chuckled as they sat down in their seats.

Karkat was, surprisingly, still asleep.

Sollux sighed softly and shook the Germans shoulder.

Light brown eyes slipped open, blearily looking around. A hazy look shrouded his eyes. He mumbled something in German.

He sat up slowly as a white rag was passed to Sollux, who quickly wiped his spot and Karkat's before handing it to the busty teacher.

Karkat yawned, rubbing his eyes,

Sollux hated to admit it, but Karkat was way to damn cute. Kinda of like Tavros and a cat.

Oh god...

"Why are you waking me up? " His accent was heavy and kinda...hot...to Sollux.

Hey, you can't blame Sollux. He IS bisexual and Karkat's pretty cute, especially to him.

The vice principal plugged in the microphone and began calling the rows. About, four minutes before the bell rang. Such a nice person, huh?

Karkat held back a yawn as the table he sat at was called and slowly, he stood up. Slipping on his backpack, he followed after Sollux slowly.

"Tired KK?" Karkat nodded mutely.

Sollux smiled softly at the German.

"Hey, KK..."

"Hm?" Karkat's face turned bright red as a mouth was pushed lightly against his forehead by Sollux.

"Mth. Hanna will let you thleep tho get thome retht "

Karkat pushed him towards a door, himself quickly disappearing into what was obviously a math class.

The blushing boy put a hand to his forehead, and slowly walked into the room.

The feel of lips pushed against his forehead made his cheeks burn brightly.

Finished: 11:30 pm 4/13/2012

So sorry if this chapter is horrible ;A; Writing it so late really pains my think pan D:

Woo~ A little yaoi action~

Anyway, I hope you liked~

-Ray