More sponsor gifts in this chapter ^-^ I change the setting again, oh, and more of them "die".
Thank you Myrna Maeve, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, and KoreaSmash for the new reviews.
Anti Claimer thing!- Veh~ Fluteorwrite does not own Hetalia~!
This setting's boring! I wanna add smog! The Voice said, she sounded very bored and unamused.
'Why would you add smog?' Canada asked, although he was ignored by everyone except The Voice.
Because I feel like it.
'Come on, Angleterre, you know you love me!' France said to England, trying once again to persuade him into a relationship.
France, stop sexually harassing England, also, England?
'Y- yeah?' he answered, pushing France far away from him.
Myrna would like to apologise for killing France and putting him with you.
'She better be sorry, I'm not allowed out until next chapter, so I'll be stuck with Frog until then,' he muttered.
AdDiNg SmOg
Everyone began to cough and gag, running towards their shacks, throwing bricks on the ground (and at zombies)
Crap, I think I added more smoke than fog...
'You think!' nations yelled from inside their shacks.
DeCrEaSiNg AmOuNt Of SmOkE
Um, although there's still smoke, you can come out and kill zombies now...
No movement was heard, the nations stayed in their shacks; probably because they don't trust The Voice.
... I have sponsor gifts...
Immediate response came, everyone was pushing their allies out of the way; in hopes of getting a gift.
I have one for Spain and one for Germany, CATCH!
Two silver parachutes fell through the smog, Germany casually walked towards his falling parachute.
Spain practically ran towards his, while yelling something in Spanish.
Germany~
'Ja?'
What did you get~? The Voice asked, sounding very childish.
Germany grinned and pulled his gift out of the parachute 'My whip,' he answered.
I got my battle axe!' Spain yelled gleefully.
Ain't that nice, now, if I were either of you, I'd turn around right now.
'Get off me you bastard!' Romano yelled at a zombie; who was currently clinging onto his leg.
'Lovi?' Spain aaked.
'Don't fucking call me Lovi! Get this bastard off me, damnit!'
' Huh, oh, si!' Spain said, and he ran towards Romano, he swang his axe at the zombies head. Blood flew everywhere, and it's head rolled across the floor motionlessly.
'Roma, aren't you glad I saved you? I think this deserves a thank you kiss,' Spain told him, while puckering his lips.
Romano blushed furiously and stammered 'Wh- what the hell! N- no, I'm not gonna kiss you... I don't like you like that...'
'Right~' Hungary and The Voice said together.
' G- germany! This weird thing is on my back, and it keeps saying "brains"... Germany!'
Germany sighed 'Vhy can't he fend for himself?' he thought as he began running towards Italy.
He cracked the whip, the zombie's eyes bulged, but it didn't remove itself from the Italian's back.
'Wh- white flag, protect me,' Italy shrieked, while waving his white flag around.
Germany began prying the zombie of Italy's back, the brain eater was thrashing it's arms.
Germany, if I were yo-
'G- germany...?' Italy whispered as he fell to the ground, a large bite mark on his neck.
Germany finally pulled the zombie off Italy's back and kicked it in the gut. He wrapped his whip around it's neck and began to choke it.
'Never. Hurt. Italy.' he whispered to the zombie as it disappeared.
The Voice sniffed and began speaking Italy's down, the Claw'll be down there mome- momentarily... I'm sorry, I need a moment! A beep could be heard, The Voice had left.
'Veh~? What am I doing in here? I don't like it! I'm being kidnapped! Veh~! Somebody save me!'
'Sit down you twat!'
'Kesesesese, this is totally unawesome. I'm stuck with West's boyfriend.'
'E- everyone please settle down...'
'Ohonhonhon, England, I know what will relax yo- Ooph!'
'No.'
Switch scene to Sealand and America
'Hmph, stupid eyebrow jerk, he got himself killed,' Sealand mumbled.
' Oh come on dude! It's not Iggy's fault he got killed!' America told him.
'Yes, it is. He's not as smart as me, so he got himself killed.'
'Um, dude, incoming silver thing,' America said to his and England's lovechild. (A/N That's what Sealand looks like!)
Sealand looked up and saw a silver parachute finish falling from the smog.
'Cool! I wonder what I got!' he exclaimed and began tearing open his parachute.
Shield of Epicness
'What does that mean?' he asked no one.
'BrAiNs...'
Sealand gasped,pulled out his Shield of Epicness and held it in front of his face.
CRASH!
' Oh, so that's what this is for...'
Okay, I'm back... oh, good job Sealand.
'Thanks! Who gave me this anyway?'
Er... Gir'sdoomsongofdoom.
'Girsdoomwhatofwhat?' America and Sealand asked.
... nevermind, by the way. America, turn around.
'Hm... oh, stupid zombie, I still have my awesome muscles,' America told the zombie who was creeping up on him.
'BrAiNs...'
'Ah shaddup!' with that America threw his fist at the zombies face, sending it flying across the floor.
Whoop! Go America!... oh god, what'd I say?
'Miss Write, can I please get out of this box soon?' England questioned.
Well, actually your stay in there, as well Mr Awesomes-
'Kesesese, I am awesome!'
Ahem, anyway, both of your stays in the Death box end at the end of this chapter, because I'm being nice, which is now.
The door of the Death box opened and England quickly scrambled out, Prussia following closely behind and France attempting to grope the Englishman.
No! Bad France!
The Death box door quickly closed, literally slamming into France's face.
OK, only one "death" because I didn't want to kill many people.
No flames~
