Arriving back at camp Yukina and Sasuke got one hell of a lecture, and back at the cabin Yukina was hit in the head by a pissed off Tanoshi and glomped by a hysterical Hinata.
Tanoshi announced that she and Gaara were officially going out, "okay stop! I'm gone for one night and miss out on a whole centuries worth of events?" Yukina's eyes were wide in disbelief, okay granted it was her aim to get them together but they couldn't hold the party till she got back? Some friends.
"SASUKE! I MISSED YOU!" Naruto yelled before tackling Sasuke to the ground, "are you gay?" Yukina smirked. "Naruto I have two words for you- GET. OFF!" he yelled shoving Naruto off of him.
"BUT I MISSED YOU!" Naruto yelled grabbing onto Sasuke's leg like a stubborn child, "ARGH!" he yelled when he kicked Naruto in the face sending him into the wall.
Yukina laughed as she headed up the stairs followed by a grumbling Sasuke.
(In the room.)
"You can stop laughing now." Sasuke glared at the still giggling Yukina, "can't…too…funny." She gasped and started laughing again. They were both so preoccupied with their argument that neither noticed Naruto quietly locking their room door.
"Ugh… you are impossible." Sasuke said heading for the door.
"Thanks I try." Yukina retorted, and rolled her eyes when Sasuke started fiddling with the door knob, "what is it now?"
"The fucking door is locked."
"Have you tried, oh I don't know- turning the handle?"
"If you're so smart why don't you do it?"
"Fine! I will!" she said walking over to the door and yanking on it but it didn't budge. She turned at Sasuke who was smirking arrogantly, "one word and I'll stuff you in a ditch!" she hissed venomously.
"We both know you don't have the gu-" he was cut off when Yukina sent a pillow flying at his face. "If it's a war you want it's a war you'll get." And with that pillows sailed through the air.
Yukina had tackled Sasuke to the bed where they started rolling around, "OH MY GOD!" Yukina yelled when they both fell off, Sasuke landing on top.
"It's not fair if you're on top!" she said pushing him before running. Sasuke chased her around the room, "CAN'T… YOU PICK… UP THE PACE?" she taunted between pants as they both got tired.
Now, to someone who listens to this argument through say… the door would get a very wrong idea of what was actually happening and phrases like: "OH MY GOD!" and "CAN'T YOU PICK UP THE PACE?" accompanied by the sounds of moving bed sheets wouldn't help the situation.
At this point Gaara, Tanoshi, and Naruto's faces were all red as tomatoes while as Hinata had already fainted. Naruto couldn't take it anymore so he flung the door open yelling, "STOP! I WANTED YOU TWO TO STOP FIGHTING NOT FOR YUKINA TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY!"
Of course the scene that Naruto was met with was very different from what he was picturing. Yukina had two pillows in her hand one of them raised above her head in a throwing position, and Sasuke had a broom in his, the wooden end pointed at Yukina. They both glared fiercely at Naruto making him gulp and chuckle nervously, "well… I can see you two are busy so…" he trailed off when both of them adopted extremely calm looks like they weren't even bothered and that in all honesty SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!
"Sasuke," Yukina started her voice sweet as honey, "hand me the broom."
"With pleasure."
"So… Naruto any last words?"
Naruto gulped, "uh… just two, EVERYBODY RUN!"
Yukina and Sasuke ran after Gaara and Tanoshi who were running behind Naruto.
"NARUTO THIS WAS A VERY BAD IDEA!" Tanoshi yelled
"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN? ALL MY IDEAS ARE BAD!" Naruto shouted back, as they tried to escape death by a broom.
Eventually the entire beach was outside to see Yukina chase the three around broom stick in hand.
(A little later)
Tanoshi and Gaara were in their room after all the commotion luckily no one died. Tanoshi glanced at her boyfriend who was googling something, "Gaara…" she whined she hated being ignored.
Gaara continued to stare at his phone she pouted and went back to her book. Gaara suddenly bolted upright startling Tanoshi causing her to fall from her bed.
When she looked up Gaara was gone 'weird' she thought.
(Sasuke and Yukina)
"I'M BORED!" Yukina screamed, throwing her face into a pillow. Sasuke glanced at her then at the bowl of porridge on her nightstand, "when was the last time you ate?"
"Um… don't remember."
"You haven't eaten since we came from the forest."
"If you already knew the answer why'd you ask?"
"You should eat."
"I can't be bothered!" Yukina flipped on her back to stare at the ceiling. "Yukina stop being stubborn and eat." Sasuke glared at the pale blonde who had stuck out her tongue at him, "make me." She said in a childish tone.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "so help me klutz I will feed you myself if you don't eat!" Yukina smirked and opened her mouth silently challenging him.
Sasuke irritably picked up the bowl and was about to put a spoon of porridge in Yukina's mouth when it instantly snapped shut.
"Tsk. Tsk. If you're going to feed a child at least do it properly, you can't feed a child hot porridge." Sasuke growled but blew on the spoon nonetheless, this time Yukina ate without complaint.
Sasuke silently breathed a sigh of relief though he would never tell it to her straight, ever since that time in the forest he caught himself thinking about her more often and feeling protective towards her whenever he felt something was wrong.
Tanoshi's p.o.v
"UGH! I'm bored." I mumbled to know one in particular. Then my cell phone started to vibrate I glanced at the text on the screen.
'Meet me on the porch'
-Gaara.
I raised an eyebrow but stood up to get out of bed he's been acting so weird recently maybe he's already regretting our relationship. I felt like crying at that thought.
Walking out onto the porch I spotted Gaara in a fancy white dress shirt standing next to a table covered with a white cloth a platter of fruit on it. Well this is fancy, he looked up and smiled my heart melted for some reason I always blushed when he smiled at me.
He pulled up a chair for me to sit before sitting down across from me; I could tell he was nervous even though he tried to hide it. I find it cute when he tries to act tough. It was like that when we first met in kindergarten.
Flashback
"What a nerd she's always reading."
"I know right she just pretends to be smart."
The insults were endless and Tanoshi hated them so what if she liked to read? It doesn't automatically mean she knows everything.
Tanoshi was crying in the darkest corner of the playground as usual.
"Hey look! The nerd is crying." One of the boys taunted her as he walked over and pulled one of her golden pigtails which made Tanoshi sob harder.
"HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Tanoshi looked up to see a red haired boy glaring at the boy and his three followers.
"Stay out of this Gaara."
"No!" Tanoshi's eyes widened when all four boys charged at Gaara. He fought well but was overwhelmed the four boys walked away leaving Gaara breathing heavily his face bruised and there was a cut on his lip.
"A-a-are you o-okay?" Tanoshi asked her voice shaking tears still streaming down her face as she looked at Gaara's face.
"I don't want to see you cry." He mumbled quietly, "smile for me please Tanoshi."
Tanoshi immediately forced the tears to stop wiping them away, and giving Gaara a small shaky smile. Gaara smiled back before closing his eyes, leaving Tanoshi to gaze at her hero.
End of flashback
I smiled as I recalled that memory, from that day Gaara had always been my hero. "What are you thinking about?" I looked up to see Gaara smirking at me; I blushed "w-why were you staring?"
"Because I think it's cute when you get spaced out." I blushed even more at his words, damn him and his charm.
"Tanoshi." I looked up surprised by his sudden seriousness, "I googled it and I found out to make it official the boyfriend usually proposes to the girlfriend." Oh so that's what he was doing on his phone… wait did he say propose?
"So that's why I want to do this properly."
"Okaay." No! No! Not okay! My head screamed.
Gaara got up pulling out a red rose and getting down on one knee.
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! NO! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED!
"Tanoshi would you do me the honor of…"
DON'T FAINT! DON'T FAINT! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FAINT!
"Being my girlfriend?"
I'm gonna faint- wait what?
"Um… run that by me one more time."
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Oh thank god! Of course I will!" I said crashing my lips to Gaara. "Good for a moment there I thought you were scared." He said breaking apart from me, "that's because I thought you were gonna propose you know, as in to marry you."
"WHAT!?" I laughed, "forget it I said so shall we eat I'm starved."
"Sure." Gaara sat across from me again.
Normal p.o.v
Yukina and Sasuke had witnessed the whole thing, when Naruto walked down the stairs. "Hey guys! What'cha doing?" Naruto said obnoxiously loud as ever. "SSHHH!" Yukina hissed gesturing to the window to her eyes. Naruto looked out the window where Tanoshi and Gaara were. Tanoshi had just taken a bite out of a banana.
Naruto's eyes widened in horror and he rushed onto the porch-
"WHY ARE YOU RAPING MY BANANA?!"
Gaara nearly choked on the apple he was eating while Tanoshi mumbled something that sounded like, "WUFFOUMENWAYNOBANHANA?" when she realized she wasn't making any sense she took a moment to swallow the rest of the banana before shouting "WHAT?!"
"NO! YOU ATE BUN-BUN HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST MEAN!"
"Excuse me when have I ever been anything but nice to- okay never mind." Yukina said changing her mind midsentence.
Naruto crawled over to the empty banana peel stroking it while tears streamed down his face, the others stared at him, "Bun-Bun why? We were going to be together after I adopted you from that grocery store." Naruto bawled and everyone sweatdropped.
"Naruto-kun is this banana yours? It was on a nightstand." Naruto stopped crying looking at the empty banana peel, then at the banana Hinata was holding. "BUN-BUN!" he yelled tossing the banana peel away and rushing over to the other one.
The discarded banana peel landed straight on… pause for effect Sasuke's head. Sauke's eyebrow twitched and Yukina was snorting into her hand trying to contain her laughter. "Not a word Yukina, not. a. word." He said as he took the banana off his head and flung it away. Yukina of course burst out laughing anyway.
"Well this was quite an eventful DAAAYYY!" everyone watched as Yukina slipped on the banana peel. "SOMEONE GET RID OF THAT THING IT'S EVIL!" she said before storming off.
Michi: Finally!
Angel: thank god we got it done!
Wolf: good job guys and just before the dead line too.
Ani: okay guys we're not done yet.
Wolf: *sigh okay but before that the confessions of Yukina and Sasuke are finally coming out in the next chapter or the chapter after that so make sure to read! Now back to business ready... 1…2
EVERYBODY: THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO CINDERS THANKS FOR SUPPORTING US!