A.N. Please, don't be scared off by the title.

Go Mi Nam: It's not what you think!

*Jeremy runs away, crying?*

Thierry.i.s: Hum...just read! Oh, and review if you have time! Or not?

Rollande: Allo!

Thierri: Bye Rollande.

Rollande: Bye!

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Disclaimer: If we owned the thing we would be too busy with Jeremy to write this chapter, if you know what I mean (ah oui, ah oui! Honhonhon).

Chapter 2 - Pamplemousse or The Boob Scene

The bar

You can hear some singing in the background "If Jesus is your friend, clap your hands" and if you squint your eyes you could see Mi Nyu happily clapping her hands to the song she was singing. She was drunk...after one drink. Shin Woo, ever the gentleman, was taking care of her. He was gently petting her head while muttering something about calming down. From the other side of the bar, Tae Kyung was creepin... hum staring at them. He didn't look very happy. Not that that was unusual... Damn pig-rabbit, he thought. A random person passed by and thought: Well, somebody is jealous.

Closer to the dance floor, Jeremy and Go Mi Nam were luring around. Then they spotted a hot slut and both called dibs.

"She's mine!" said Go Mi Nam.

"No, she's mine!" argued Jeremy.

Flash back

"Go to the bar, dudes...and Mi Nyu." President Ahn ordered (because he's a real tough man). "I organized a party for you guys to meet new people. It's going to be so JACKPOT!"

He had an intense look in his eyes. Next thing the band knew, they were in the car. But it was 7 PM, no one knew how it happened. It just did.

"I guess we are going to a bar," said Mi Nam. "I can't wait to get laid tonight!"

End of flash back

By the time the flash back ended, Go Mi Nam had won the slut. He was very happy, if you know what I mean. (A.N. Ah oui, ah oui! Honhonhon.) So they danced for a while before Slut (Mi Nam forgot to ask her name) whispered something into his left ear which made him twitch but he ignored it in order to get laid.

She guided him to a back room continually whispering dirty promises into his ear. Go Mi Nam was never as repulsed and turned on at the same time. Half way there, Mi Nam couldn't take it any more and kissed her languorously pushing her onto a wall. Slut could feel his erection against her thigh. She flipped him over so she was the one pushing him against the wall. "Wait till we get in the room, you silly goose." Mi Nam wasn't sure what a goose was but didn't question it.

They finally got to the damn back room which was somewhat very far away from the bar. By the time they arrived, Jeremy had three flash backs of the times he caught Mi Nyu in the shower when he thought she was a guy. That's why she was freaking out, he thought.

The back room looked like a back room. It was dark, cold and back-roomy. Perfect for a good fuck. She took the stool from the corner (She had planned this out) and placed it in the centre of the dark room. She stood on it and wobbled a bit because of her high heels. She tried to dance in a sexy way, but ended up falling on Mi Nam's lap, who had taken a seat in front of her.

"Hum... I got bored of dancing," said Slut. "Let's get to it."

Nice way to cover, thought Mi Nam, not bothered in the least. After all, he was there for business. He kissed her passionately while running his hands up and down her back. He then ripped her shirt off like the savage man he was. She wasn't wearing a bra. It was a dream come true for Mi Nam. He took in the beautiful sight and couldn't resist the temptation to grab the two humongous mountains before him. That's when things took an unexpected turn.

He took her boobs off.

"What?" said Mi Nam.

He was confused and tried to put the boobs back on, but they wouldn't stick. How could this happen? They were so perfect! NOOOO! I broke them! thought Mi Nam, in panic. When he noticed the small hairy nipples where the magnificent mountains used to be, he was struck with realization. Slut was a man. The boobs were fake. THEY WERE FAKE. In horror, he tried to shake them off his hands, but the damn things would only juggle up and down, and up and down...

Mi Nam heard a scream, but wasn't sure if it came from his throat. He turned to see Jeremy, jaw dropped and horrified. Mi Nam froze. What to do?

"It's not what you think!" was the first thing he thought to say.

"What the fuck is this? What are you doing!" Jeremy was in panic as he watched his new band mate attempting to get rid of the jelly impostors. Mi Nam gave up and stopped to stare at them wide-eyed.

It was then that the boobs fell to the floor.

Next chapter: Flashbacks?