"There is a difference between leadership and leadershit, guys."

- Épiphanie Muyenzi

A.N. Sorry for all the Flashbacks. We just tried to follow the same style as the show and well...you know how Korean dramas are. LOLOL (The Thierry.i.s like this)

Rollande: Ha! I get to say it this time! E-

Thierri: ENJOY!

Rollande: :(

Chapter 3 Kiwi or the Flashbacks

Tae Kyung was not happy. In fact, he was very angry. He was angry when he left the bar, he was angry when he went to sleep, and he was angry when he woke up the next morning.

Flashback

Mi Nyu and Shin Woo were still standing close to each other in the corner. Unable to stand it any longer, Tae Kyung decided to take off. However, something stood in his path between the annoying "couple" and the exit. An annoyance that he didn't think he would ever meet alone again: Yoo He Yi.

"Tae Kyung, something, something, something." He didn't really remember what she said, he was too busy trying to find a way out of this unpleasant situation.

What he did remember, however, was seeing Go Mi Nam running and screaming crazily, looking utterly freaked out. He briefly wondered what was wrong with his band mate before walking his way, forgetting the babbling Yoo He Yi behind.

End of Flashback

He brushed his flashback off and returned to his routine. He went to the bathroom, put some fresh clothes on, descended to the kitchen, and poured himself a glass of water before sitting on the couch. Or rather, on Mi Nyu's face.

What happened according to Tae Kyung's wild imagination

"Oh...oh! Shin Woo!"

"Oh my God! Right there! Hum, Mi Nyu! You are so sexy! I love your chest hair!"

End of what happened according to Tae Kyung's wild imagination

"Why does she always have chest hair in my mind?" said Tae Kyung, frustrated (sexually?).

Why did Go Mi Nyu always do this when things were starting to look good between them? She would always stray away from him and find comfort in other males' arms when he had two good arms longing to hold her against him. He felt so many feelings pulsing through his soul that he wanted to push them all away and become numb to his own emotions. A bit like when you stay upside down for too long and you can't feel your limbs.

His eyes were stinging but he contained himself and got off Mi Nyu's face for he was still sitting on her. Fortunately, she didn't wake up. He looked at her for a moment, admiring her closed eyelids, the way her eye lashes were slightly curling, her pouty little mouth... She looked so adorable.

Fuck you pig-rabbit, he thought. Then, he left.

Shin Woo slowly arose from sleep. He thought about last night's events, a fond smile on his lips.

Flashback (again)

Shin Woo had finally gotten her to stop singing. Her voice was lovely, but the song was starting to get a little bit freaky ("If Jesus is watching you, clap your hands!"). However she only remained calm for a couple of seconds before freaking out. She had seen two smexy guys kissing one another passionately.

"People can do that?" she wondered, weirdly turned on.

Shin Woo blushed.

"Hum, ya. Let's go home! I think you have gotten a bit too drunk!"

"But we got here only twelve minutes ago!"

At home

The minute they entered the dorm, Go Mi Nyu started wailing. Shin Woo was a bit startled but didn't complain since it gave him the perfect excuse to hold the nun against him.

"There, there. Want some tea? I'll make you some tea."

Before he could leave, however, the distressed girl reached for his arm and explained.

"I feel like such a bad person! You're always taking care of me and I never do anything for you..."

Then, she puked on him.

It was an interesting experience for Shin Woo, who had never been puked on before. He had seen it once, but had never thought it would happen to him. It's just things you see in bad comedies, you know? The warm and creamy, uneven substance landed all over his shoulder. He could feel the warmth sliding down his back. He then heard a thump behind him as Mi Nyu let go of his arm. He turned to see Mi Nyu sprawled out on the floor with some vomit all around her mouth. He sighed and stared for a few moments. He picked her up, laid her on the couch in front of the television, and wiped her mouth with his already ruined shirt. He took one last long look at her before heading to his room for a much needed shower.

End of flash back

His smile grew wider as he remembered all those moments spent with his beloved. He stood up and got dressed. He couldn't wait to go see her, knowing he would have to take care of her and her hangover. He quickly left his room to go downstairs.

Jeremy woke up feeling a warm presence in his bed. He opened his eyes slightly to see a vague form hiding under the covers. He pulled on them slowly, fearing the worst. He felt relieved at the sight of the blond fur.

"Joliiiie! Aigoo, you scared me! Wait...why are you in my bed! Tae Kyung-hyung will be so angry! You're not supposed to go inside! Joliiiiiiie! What did you do!"

And then, he remembered.

Flashback (again el oh el)

"I can't believe I lost to Mi Nam! I'm so much more awesome then he is. How did he end up winning anyway?" said Jeremy.

A passer-by heard him and stopped for a conversation. He was French. He was wearing a striped shirt and a slick-looking beret accompanied by a perfectly trimmed moustache. He was charming and seemed like a friendly person, offering some of the baguette he carried under his arm to anyone who passed by. Interestingly enough, it didn't taste like armpit. Jeremy found out his name was Thierry and promised to meet him for coffee some other time, or, as Thierry said, pour un café.

He looked around and saw Yoo He Yi creeping on an annoyed Tae Kyung.

"Oh no!" said Jeremy. "Mi Nam will get killed by that crazy bitch if she sees him with that slut! I still don't get why he's dating her..."

He argued with himself for a bit, thinking of all the things the Bitch would do to Mi Nam. He ran towards the well-known back room to warn Mi Nam. He opened the door. That's when things went wrong for the innocent Jeremy.

All he saw was Mi Nam wildly trying to shake off boobs that seemed to be stuck to his hands. Beside him stood the Slut, looking embarrassed.

"It's not what it looks like!" yelled Mi Nam as the boobs fell.

"Not again!" yelled the Slut. "That's why I left Québec! Japan it is then!"

In panic, Jeremy left the scene running. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."

He ran outside to the nearest bus stop. He desperately needed to get rid of that strange feeling he got from seeing those boobs in Mi Nam's hands. After what seemed like forever, the bus arrived.

The blond sat down and looked outside. He tried to clear his mind, but, for the first time, the bus failed to ease his thoughts. "Screw this," he thought. "I'm going home to see Jolie!"

He arrived to the dorm and ran straight to his best friend. "Jolie! Jolie! Come see me Jolie! I saw scary things today. Come sleep with me!"

End of flashback

Jeremy shuddered at the thought of Mi Nam and his fake boobs. He turned to Jolie with a small pout.

"Jolie... You still have your boobs right?"

Mi Nam was sitting wide-eyed in the middle of his bed. His eyes were red and he was trembling. He had obviously been crying and had not slept at all. He tried to picture something other than the fake disgusting boobs that had troubled him so. It worked for a while when he thought about his sweet sister. She always knew how to calm him. That's when he realized that she had boobs!

"Nooooo!" he exclaimed.

And once again, he had to live through last night's events.

Flashback

"It's not what you think!" yelled Go Mi Nam.

The look on Jeremy's face made him even more desperate to get rid of the horrible things glued to his hands. He ignored the Slut's comment and stopped to stare at them. "WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE!" he thought. The fake boobs finally listened to his prayers and let go of his hands.

The next few seconds were pretty awkward. Jeremy kept on switching his terrified stare between his new band mate and the fake boobs while Go Mi Nam watched the blond. Jeremy then bolted out of the room, yelling "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...". Go Mi Nam freaked and started crying before realizing that it was not a manly thing to do. Instead he screamed like he was a gorilla trying to pick up a horny female.

He turned to Slut and said in the most confident way he could (which at that point sounded like a whining child): "I'm sorry for your boobs. Here's some money!" He didn't know how much fake boobs cost. Not too much, he figured, since these ones seem to be of pretty bad quality. Either way, he threw all he had at the Slut and ran out into the bar. It seemed every woman was trying to rub their breasts against him.

"Aaaaaah! Oh my god! Get away from me! Don't touch me!"

After struggling to get away from two fan girls who were desperately clinging onto him, he felt a hand firmly gripping his shoulder. He feared another boob attack and tried to flee, but the hand held him in place.

"Go Mi Nam. What are you doing?" asked Tae Kyung, obviously confused and annoyed at the young boy's actions.

"HYUNG! SAVE ME!" yelled Mi Nam as he crushed his body against Tae Kyung's and started whimpering like a child.

"Who said you had the right to call me hyung..." muttered the band leader. He noticed people staring at the strange scene and pushed Mi Nam away.

"What's wrong with you? Calm Down! You're attracting too much attention," warned the now furious Tae Kyung.

"It was horrible. Boobs were everywhere. I'm so happy about the fact that you're a boy," cried Go Mi Nam.

"W-what? What are you saying?"

"You dont have BOOBS!" yelled Go Mi Nam.

Tae Kyung, a bit bewildered, ignored the remark and decided that his friend was drunk. "That's it. You've had too much to drink. I'm bringing you home." He awkwardly took his band mate by the shoulders and brought him home.

"First I have to deal with pig-rabbit and NOW I have to take care of her brother! ARGHH," said Tae Kyung.

End of flashback

Mi Nam continued to freak out in his corner, reliving the scene over, and over, and over, and over... Nothing could erase the event from his mind. If only he had a special mind bleacher.

That's when President Ahn called Shin Woo, who was now downstairs watching Mi Nyu sleep (like a creep), and, once again, simply said "Watch the news".