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Chapter 4 - Ananas or Awkward Things
" If you have been living under a rock, here's an update on what's going on with Korea's second best band, A.N. Jell!
Mi Nam's twin sister, whatever her name is, is dating Shin Woo again! Or so it seems after being seen spending the entire night together at the bar AND cuddling on their way home. Will that stir some trouble between the two bandmates?
After a mysterious breakup, Tae Kyung and Yoo He Yi were seen spending time together at the bar last night. Could they be getting back together? And what about Mi Nam? Wasn't he poorly trying to seduce Yoo He Yi? Is A.N. Jell splitting up?
Oh! We just received new information on the newest band mate, Mi Nam! He was seen leaving the main room of the bar while kissing a mysterious woman who seemed to be a famous slut from Québec, Canada. Could something else be going on? Did he lose interest in Yoo He Yi?
Stay tuned for more information coming soon!" said the television.
All the band mates were shocked by the woman's words, except Shin Woo who seemed very pleased about the rumours about him and Mi Nyu. He thought of saying: "I guess I'll just have to fake date her again!", but restrained himself and returned to his tea. The other band mates, who had just been called in by Shin Woo after he received the call from President Ahn, remained quiet. All you could hear was Mi Nyu's obnoxious snoring and President Ahn's excited high pitched voice over the phone.
"JACKPOT! Very good guys! Very, very good! Let's meet some time soon. We've made some couple progress! YES!"
With that, he hung up. The awkward silence continued. The one to break it was Go Mi Nam who began sobbing while chanting something about boobs, horror, and Québec. Tae Kyung turned to him with his usual annoyed glare. As he was about to say something (probably super mean cause he's a meanie), Jeremy started whining loudly.
"Why doesn't anyone ever talk about me? I'm important too! I'm adorable. Aren't I? Right Mi Nyu?"
Not hearing an answer, he looked down and realized she was still sleeping. She began stirring in her sleep and mumbled something. Jeremy got closer to hear. She mumbled again. He got closer.
"Yes, Jeremy..." she said softly. A huge smile appeared on Jeremy's face
"See! I told you!" he said to the television. Tae Kyung seemed even angrier. Shin Woo looked closely at Mi Nyu, raising an eyebrow. Mi Nam was still crying like a manly gorilla. As though to break the tension, the familiar tune started, announcing the end of the commercial break.
" News Flash: Enough with Korea's second most popular band. Let's get down to the real thing. Or rather up, to number one! F.T. Island's lead singer, Lee Hong Ki, has an identical twin brother! He is currently frantically looking for him. Apparently, he was living in England before moving in Korea. If you know any Lee Hong Ki look-alike, please contact us! We want to support him. Hong Ki, fighting!"
To these words, Mi Nyu woke up, looking confused. She had just heard the look-alike bit and stared at Jeremy, just like everybody.
"Why are you guys looking at me?" said Jeremy, oblivious, while playing with his apple.
"Nevermind." sighed Shin Woo before returning to his tea.
"What an idiot!" exclaimed Tae Kyung, exasperated.
No one had the energy or the will to explain the situation to Jeremy, especially at a time like this. The News report had drained all their energy it seems. Go Mi Nyu was the only one who wasn't freaking out since she was still snoring during the report.
"Well, you look just like him." she tried to explain, a little hungover still.
"What?" protested Jeremy, outraged by the declaration. "I look nothing like this... this person. Just look at his face! Look at his face! Look at his face I say!"
To please him, Mi Nyu looked at Lee Hong Ki's face on the F.T Island poster she had glued on the wall after her arrival.
"What is that doing there?" asked Tae Kyung. "I thought it was a poster of Jeremy with random people!"
"What? Look at his face! It isn't mine! And his hair is not the right way..." Jeremy continued ranting on and on and on about his lack of resemblance with Korea's favourite band's lead singer.
The rest of the band decided to imitate Shin Woo and ignore the oblivious blond dude. Suddenly, Mi Nyu got up and decided to go take a shower. She smelled really bad. She yawned and passed by her twin, giving him a big wet kiss on the cheek. Not noticing his reaction to her boobs slightly brushing against him, she went upstairs.
"WHAAAAAAAA!" yelled Mi Nam, unable to contain himself any longer. He jumped on the closest to him, Jeremy, who was still arguing with no one about how "Lee Hong Ki has a stupid name. Where the heck does he come from anyway? He looks like a...a sick monkey!" Mi Nam didn't even hear Jeremy as he climbed on his lap and wrapped his arms around him, weeping and scratching (everything to be safe). Feeling nails digging into his skin, Jeremy finally noticed the young boy on top of him.
"YAH! MI NAM! What are you doing!" he yelled while trying to push Mi Nam away. Shin Woo noticed Jeremy's cheeks turning a deep shade of red. Interesting, he thought. Jeremy failed to push the hysteric Mi Nam off him, and decided to try something different.
"Mi Nam! Let's go outside and play with Jolie. Jolie makes everyone happy!" he yelled with enthusiasm. He dragged Mi Nam outside, leaving his two hyungs alone.
During the whole Mi Nam-Jeremy debacle, Shin Woo and Tae Kyung were eyeing each other warily. Any observer would have thought he was viewing a show down between two alpha males competing for the same mate. Except, they didn't have any immediate plans to mate with Mi Nyu.
His gaze never wavering, Shin Woo drank a sip of his tea. Tae Kyung was silently freaking out. What kind of person can drink tea while glaring at someone? To prove that he was also very alpha male-ish, the leader picked up his glass of water and tried to master the art of drinking while staring. Sadly, he realized too late that his glass was empty.
Shin Woo smirked and took another sip of tea, breaking the staring contest. Tae Kyung was blushing deeply but tried to keep his dignity by coughing a manly cough. Shin Woo was amused by the act...it was kind of cute.
As he finished his tea, he realized that he was almost late for his fitting with Coordi Wang and left a still fuming Tae Kyung behind.
He was thinking up a plan to make his little pig-rabbit jealous. He thought back to the news report that had claimed he had relationship with the bitch. Maybe he could use that to his advantage...
Only the sound of Jolie's barking could be heard as Tae Kyung's evil laugh was only in his head.