The First Act

Fine, I'm back and there's some dares some guys have requested. Starting with this guy:

archsage328

im not 100% sure i understand the rules about crossover dares, but in the mean time, ive got a few ideas.

dante: be in a room alone with morrigan and not look at her for 5 minutes

deadpool: go two minutes with breaking anything and harming or hurting anyone

iron man: subject urself to demitri maximoff's midnight bliss

viewtiful joe: eat as many cheeseburgers as possible in 45 seconds

that's all ive got for now.

Well, when I said crossover dares, you can get someone who's not in the roster or any character who's not related to this series (example is Frank West, Phoenix Wright etc) and Dante,

Dante: Yeah?

Go to a room.

Dante: *Walks to an empty room* what next? Don't panic?

No buddy, your dare is not to stare at Morrigan for 5 minutes. Have fun. Morrigan you're going in with Dante.

Morrigan: Sure, I will. *Goes in*

I shut the door *Locks the door* and a five minute timer is on the door. I pointed the clock hanging at the door. Next in the line is Deadpool.

Deadpool: Oh yeah! What's my dare huh?

Well, it's simple just go to a room and stay there for two minutes and try not to go insane.

Deadpool: That's a good idea. I can practice meditation!

Wolverine: If Cable was here, he can just talk with him.

True enough in you go Deadpool. *Deadpool walks in* we're sorry and this is always part of the dare involving rooms. *Locks the door*

Iron Man: Why you do that?

So the dares won't go outside the boundaries and Iron Man, you're screwed.

Iron Man: Screwed? What for? *Demitri from Darkstalkers appear from his back* Holy s***.

Yes sir. Mr. Maximoff, do what you want in the meantime, I have some work to do.

Demitri: Thank you, I'll make it worth my time and his time.

Iron Man: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN YOOOOOOOUUUUU! *Disappears together with Demitri*

Hulk: Me Happy. Tin Man gets punishment.

Captain America: I guess this is what Tony got to pay for something.

He won't be dead.

Captain America: What was Tony's dare?

I showed the paper with this statement: iron man: subject urself to demitri maximoff's midnight bliss

Captain America fainted and Thor carried him to the sofa.

About been 2 minutes with Deadpool, I wonder how it goes out? *Unlocks the door and sees destruction* Yep, that's him.

Deadpool: So do I win anything huh?

Sorry, no. You did end up whacking things with your own time.

Deadpool: Yeah, I'm freakin' bored, I'd smash all the stuff including my chair!

Oookay, (short-attention span) then Viewtiful Joe is up!

VJ: Alright! What's my dare?

Eating challenge Joe, in 45 seconds eat many cheeseburgers as you can.

VJ: My FAVORITE!

Here are your cheeseburgers Joe. *Shows a cartel of cheeseburgers* Ready, set, go!

*Joe chows down many cheese burgers*

After 45 seconds, I hit the stop button and notice Joe's appetite. Wow, he can eat 50? What's your appetite Joe?

VJ: Being a superhero isn't always easy and I rarely got breaks.

Fine, let's get Dante and Morrigan out of the room. *Unlocks the door and opens it* Well I didn't expect this. They're making-out.

Dante: We should do it next time.

Morrigan: Anytime.

Enough Dante be ready. Here's your new request.

titans

i dare dante to make out with x-23

X-23: NO!

Dante: WTF?

If you don't want to, suffer Penalty.

Dante: What's my penalty?

I don't know but I know just the worst case. Well, Dante has to dance one song.

Dante: What song then?

Caramelldansen and X-23 has too...Hmmm, well she might be as well get tossed into a fan pit. Be reminded Fan pit are rabies-filled fans. Heh, to the point they're tearing you apart.

Dante and X-23: Anything but that!

Make-Out or penalties, both of you decide.

X-23: Fine! *Kisses Dante wildy*

Dante: *In muffled breath* Hey!

Oh brother... Morrigan, any comment coming from you?

Morrigan: They're good.

Hmm, I wonder what happen to Iron Man.

*Hears a giant thud coming from the back of the group*

It's him. Cap, Thor.

Thor: Great Odin's face! What he did to you?

Tony is out, long for a while. I guess that was his dare like dining to hell with devils.

Zero: I guess they're up now.

Dante and X-23? Let's see.

Dante: *Panting* you were crazy not to get that penalty?

X-23: *Pointing at him with one claw* If you get the penalty, I'm dragged along too!

That's enough and Iron Man's really knocked out cold as hell.

Wesker: *Chuckles* He he he, even super heroes have Achilles' heel after all.

I tried tapping his noggin but he won't be alive for now. Let him get some rest. Anyways, this is just start of the dare. I wonder if I can eat those pineapples.

Deadpool: CHIMACHANGAS!