Chapter 2: As Things Goes On.
Well, I'm getting some decent dares coming from people. Yeah, very usual times now. Now the usual drill, I'll read out the request.
archsage328
nice! and thanks for clarifying the crossover rules! but part of me wonders if i went a little overboard with soem of the dares...while i wonder whether or not i may have underestimated how sadistic my imagination can be, here are some more. only this time, some of them aren't so straightforward...
dante: using nevan, compete with lord raptor and see who's the better rock star.
the MvC3 cast: see if you can handle a friendship between deadpool and laguna loire
author's choice of victim(s): meet kefka palazzo
ive got a few more ideas, but i think that this is enough for now
All right, I'll do my dare. First get the Final Fantasy's maniac, Kefka Palazzo. *Doors open showing Kefka Palazzo*
Everyone: What the hell...
Yeah what the hell, insane clown-man huh?
Kefka: I only like death from wretched beings like you!
Yeah, we're not dead yet. You still want to say something sir?
Kefka: Simple, I want you to DIE!
Die huh? I guess I'll ask Deadpool. *Turns and asks Deadpool* Hey Deadpool, do you know any die?
Deadpool: Sure I do! There's a skull dice, cardboard dice, paper dice, watermelon dice, explosive dice and 10-sided dice!
I love pies. Strawberry Pies, Blueberry Pies.
Deadpool: CHEESE PIES! MANGO PIES! TUNA PIES!
TUNA! TUNA! TUNA!
Deadpool: HELL YEAH! *Gives me a high five*
Kafka: *Looking pissed* I hate you guys. I ask you to die and all I get is pie?
Deadpool: HEY THAT RHYMES!
Kefka: This stinks, I'm outa here. You guys lack entertainment. *Leaves the place*
Okay, we still have to finish things. Deadpool be ready for another guest, Laguna Loire.
Deadpool: Really, who's Laguna Loire?
*Spotlight shows over Final Fantasy's Laguna Loire in his blue casual outfit*
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Laguna Loire from Final Fantasy*
*Laguna waved his hands*
Laguna: Hey, Red nice to be in this show.
Be lucky, because everyone has a dare.
Laguna: What's my dare?
You're part of Deadpool's dare. Everyone's gonna handle your friendship with Merc with a Mouth.*Points Deadpool and he waves his hands*
Laguna: Oh ok. *Goes with him* Hi Deadpool, I'm Laguna.
Deadpool: You're from Final Fantasy? What series did you appear?
Laguna: Final Fantasy VIII and Dissidia 012.
Deadpool: Oooh! The one where Squall was there? I FRICKIN LOVE HIM! CAN I ASK FOR HIS SPLEEN AUTOGRAPHED?
Laguna: I dunno, Squall isn't that much of a guy you would know.
Deadpool: Let's have some fun!
I call Dissidia!
Laguna: Oh sure! I like it. Deadpool's going in.
Deadpool: BRING IT!
All right, the usual.
*Scene shifts over Dissidia battlefield. (Think any battlefield you want for them)*
Deadpool: Look at me! I'm flying! Whoops! *Evades gun fire from Laguna*
Laguna: Don't even think I'll go easy on you! *Raises his machine gun and fires at him*
Deadpool: I love me some guns! *Fires his pistol away evading his line of fire*
Laguna: You're good for one insane guy! But I'm not done yet! *Shoot him a round from Ragnarok*
Deadpool: *Does a sexy pose* Yeah? *Gets hit and warps in front of him and sends him a flash bang and scene is change wherein EX Burst are activated* LIFE BAR IN YOUR FACE! *Whacks Laguna with the life bar.*
Everyone: WTF?
That's him.
Deadpool: This is for you! *Throws the life bar like a boomerang* AND IT'S A HOOOOOMMMEEE RUUUUUUUUN! This is an EX-Combo...
Everyone was quiet until then I got back Deadpool and had Laguna on the stretcher. Now for reality, ahem Dante!
Dante: Yeah? What now?
Go and face off with Lord Raptor. *Spotlight shows to Lord Raptor. Hsien-Ko hides*
Hsien-Ko: Lord Raptor is so noisy! *Plugs her ears with earplugs*
Lord Raptor: Well wahey! Who's my victim now?
More like a competitor, Raptor meet Dante. Dante meet Raptor.
Dante: ...Hey, Boney. Wanna rock?
Don't forget, you need to use Nevan in this competition Dante.
Dante: SWEET! *Summons out the Nevan*
Raptor: Aw no fair! Hell, I'll blast you off demon-boy!
Okay, the rock song you two gonna play is... Good Charlotte's The Anthem!
Both: AWRIGHT!
Yeah!...here we go.
It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same
At my high school, it felt more to me like a jail cell, a penitentiary
My time spent there it only made me see
That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever wanna.
I don't ever wanna be you.
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm saying is this is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You don't wanna be you
Go to college, a university, get a real job
That's what they said to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by and just do my time
Out of step while they all get in line
I'm just a minor threat, so pay no mind
Do you really want to be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of that crowd?
'Cause I don't ever wanna.
I don't ever want to be you.
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm saying is this is the anthem
Throw all your hands up you.
Don't wanna be you.
(Shake it once, that's fine, shake it twice that's okay.
Shake it 3 times your playing with yourself again.)
You.
Don't wanna be just like you.
What I'm saying is this is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
Y'all got the feeling, sing if you're with me
You don't wanna be just like you (just like you)
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up
Y'all got the feeling, sing if your with me
Another loser anthem (whoa) 4x
Dante is presumably playing all-out and everyone was cheering him as he plays as if he's worth it while Raptor was under the watch of Dorammu and he was distracted by the hiding Hsien-Ko. Can you guess who the winner is? You know it.
DANTE!
Dante: HELL YEAH! You can't beat me boney not in many years!
Raptor: Errgh! I can't lose! I'm the demon of rock 'n roll! I got the soul of being a rock star.
Dorammu: You failed me, you miserable wretch. Defeated by a Legendary Demon Hunter is a shame!
Hsien-Ko: Yay! It's over, and Lord Raptor is officially stinks!
This means for you. *Hits the spring board switch for Lord Raptor*
Lord Raptor: *In the air* I WIIIIIIIIL NOOOOOOOOOT FOOOOOOOOOOOORGET THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Dante: Well that's over, you owe me a pizza my friend.
Not yet. Until we're done, I got more dares.
SuperNova 23
I have a few dares to try:
Ammaterasu: Order at a resteraunt without Issun acting as translator.
Felicia: Make out with either Morrigan or X-23
Jean Grey(Phoenix) and Spider-Man: Sing a kareoke duet in front of a crowd
Wolverine: Do laundry with his claws extended the whole time.
Wow, nice request man. First up, Phoenix or Jean Gray and Spiderman!
Spiderman: So what's my dare? Fight someone? Do something on someone?
Phoenix: What's my dare?
Well, you two will just have a duet song in the karaoke machine.
Spiderman: Not bad I guess maybe I could use a singing once in a while.
Phoenix: Nice dare. So both of us will have to sing one song?
Yeah. So anything made up in your mind?
Spiderman: I was wondering about Lucky.
Phoenix: One with Jason Mraz and Cobie Caillat?
Exactly folks and the crowds are just our cast here. *Inserts a coin and the karaoke machine started the song Lucky*
(Spider Man)
Do you hear me,I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
(Phoenix)
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard
(Both)
I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbyeI wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will
I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
(Spiderman)
And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
(Phoenix)
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now
(Both)
I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh oohOoooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
The rest of the crowd were clapping hands for them. They were good. Spidey was doing fine since he wanted to sing for once.
Phoenix: I can have a break from that.
Spiderman: Yeah, kinda mushy for me.
Iron Man: Quite an entertainment you did Peter.
Enough, we have some job to do. Amaterasu line up. *Issun pop out*
Issun: So what's Ama's dare?
Go to a restaurant and get one food without Issun acting as your translator.
*Ama look sad*
Go ahead before I squash Issun.
*Ama growls at me*
Just kidding now seriously, gets moving.
*Ama exits the stage and goes somewhere*
For meantime, Felicia you can make-out with either Morrigan or X-23.
Felicia: YAY! I pick Morrigan.
*Soon they roll as they make-out*
X-23: Glad I didn't get picked by the kitty-girl.
Felicia: Hey X-23! Join in!
X-23: Dammit! Hell NO!
Felicia: Well, I just have to do this. *Pounces onto her*
Great... Next stop Wolverine!
Wolverine: So what's my game bub?
Do some laundry WITH CLAWS.
Wolverine: Good idea, I always wanted to do that. *Goes down doing the laundry with his claws open*
While we're waiting for Ama, I'll get the next dare.
titans vs gods
thanks for using my dare ant who here are my dares
hulk has to wrestle wesker
she-hulk has to try and make galactus cry
zero has to act like deadpool
chris has to fight zombies in a mall with frank west and chuck greene only using weapons that he makes
dante has to order 1000 pizza's and give them to deapool
dormamu has to sing please dont go buy mike posner to morragian
haggar has to arm wrestle sentinel
Okay but first..
BUST!
Wolverine: *Accidentally throws the clothes up and pokes right into his claws* Dammit Red!
Okay, there's one dare that's been nullified. She-Hulk's dare is nullified.
She-Hulk: Nullified? What do you mean nullified?
I'll explain. *Breaks fourth wall* Uh, readers? You can't put Galactus on dare. It is equivalent being a target of the dare and the idiot who's going to take on the dare.
Galactus: Who called me idiot?
Magneto...
Magneto: What? You imbecile...AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGH! *Gets zapped by a powerful thunder*
Deadpool: WELCOME MAGNETO TO THUNDER!
Boo-yeah,
*Ama runs towards the stage looking wounded*
Whoa Ama, rough time without Issun?
*Ama lowered her head in sadness*
Issun: What happen to you Ama?
Well, judging from the scratches she got hauled by an angry mob then for just ordering a steak and let's not forget she's a wolf. Where was I? Oh yeah, Chris you go to a zombie-filled mall without your guns and weapons you're holding right now including your knife.
Chris: Why? Am I going to fight zombies bare-fisred?
Wesker: Or die in a place like that? I like to watch.
*Chris shot a look to Wesker*
No you two, Chris is going to kill zombies TOGETHER with Frank West and Chuck Greene. I'm sure you heard those guys.
Chris: You mean those zombie survivors?
Yes. You know them huh? Your challenge is to kill zombies by making weapons. That's gonna test your creativity.
Chris: Really? See ya. *Steps on the teleporter pad and begins killing zombies with West and Greene*
Really, next dare Zero must act like Deadpool.
Zero: No prob, I'll just copycat Deadpool. *Switches into Deadpool's personality* HEY PEOPLE! I'M DEADPOOL! *Jumps around like an insane squirrel* I LOVE GUNS! I LOVE CHIMICHANGAS!
Deadpool: Hey that's my line you copy-cat freak! I LOVE CHIMICHANGAS BETTER THAN YOU ARE!
Zero: Really? How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Deadpool: Oh yeah? Here's one question Deadpool wannabe. WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A MASK DUMBA**?
Zero: What yells like a girl walks on four legs on the afternoon and at night it's a retard?
*Soon both of them are talking non-sense until I had to get the next dare*
Next dare! Hulk! Have a wrestling match with Albert Wesker!
Hulk: HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS! ME WILL CRUSH SHADE-MAN! (A/N: Shademan is actually referred in Mega Man series. Ironically, Hulk called Wesker 'Shade-Man' because Wesker looks like he's wearing shades and black clothes.)
Wesker: You don't know who you're dealing with, Dr. Banner.
Haggar: This should be fun.
*Both of them hit each other with great strength and causes the stage to crumble a little*
Wow, they mean business.
Haggar: The Hulk guy is sure interesting to watch with.
Hulk: GAMMA CHARGE!
*Wesker evaded quickly giving him low-sweeper kick*
Wesker: Too easy for a big guy like you.
*Hulk pounded the ground with his hand causing some stage light falling down right above Wesker's head.*
Wesker: You got to do better than that.
Hulk: *Grabbing Wesker's leg* ME WILL BEAT YOU HARD! *Throws him hard to a wall*
Wesker was injured. Guess Hulk was a winner.
Next in the line of request, Dante you better order 1000 pizzas and give them to Deadpool.
Dante: WHAT? Why should I give thousand pizzas to the insane guy?
DING!
Doorbell. Guess there's the thousand pizzas.
Mario: Hello-o! Dante here are your pizza. My partner Luigi is a huge-a-fan of you.
Dante: Look moustache plumber, how am I supposed to pay this big?
No worries, I got it covered.
Dante: *Sigh* Thanks, you're quite a life-saver.
Give 'em to Deadpool.
Dante: *Shrugs and gives all the boxes to Deadpool*
Deadpool: Pizzas? Thanks Dante!
Okay and there's next. First we need Felicia, Morrigan and X-23 out from their make-out. *Yanks off all the three*
X-23: Thank goodness! I hate the succubus so much! She's a bitch!
Morrigan: You're a bitch you clone!
Enough insults, Dorammu you must sing a song called "Please Don't Go" by Mike Posner.
Dorammu: I will not be subjected these pathetic acts!
You want Penalty?
Dorammu: Fine! *Gets a mic*
Uh, sing in front of Morrigan. *Whispers to Dante* you're recording this?
Dante: *Snickers* I can use this as a blackmail tool for him.
Cool.
Dorammu:
Let's run away from these lies
Back to yesterday
Safe tonight
I feel the sun creepin' up
Like tick tock
I'm trying to keep you in my head
But if not
We'll just keep running from tomorrow
With our lips locked
Yeah, you've got me begging, begging
Baby please don't go
If I wake up tomorrow
Will you still be here
I don't know, if you feel the way I do
If you leave I'm going to find you
Baby please don t go, go, go, go
Baby please don t go, go, go, go
Baby please don t go, go, go, go
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
...runaway
*Some of them danced a little while me and Dante snuck up stealing some Deadpool's pizza while he moon-walks out from his insanity*
Baby please don t run away from my bed
Start another day
Stay instead
I feel the sun creepin' up
Like tick tock
I'm trying to keep you in my head
But if not
We'll just keep running from tomorrow
With our lips locked
Yeah, you've got me begging, begging
Baby please don't go
If I wake up tomorrow
Will you still be here
I don't know, if you feel the way I do
If you leave I'm going to find you
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
I stay running from tomorrow
I stay running from tomorrow
Well I stay running from tomorrow
Said I stay running from tomorrow
Baby please don't go
If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here
I don't know, if you feel the way I do
If you leave I'm going to find you
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't go, go, go, go
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
Baby please don't
...run away
Morrigan: Not bad for a lord of darkness.
Dante had in his video.
Dante: Yeah..
Next! Haggar VS. Sentinel! In an arm wrestling match!
Haggar: Alright! Man vs Machine! In a classical match of strength is what I always like to see!
Sentinel: LOADING ARM POWER. CHARGE MAXIMUM.
Just a good arm match okay?
*Both lock on each other*
Go!
*Both of them started to arm wrestle*
Haggar: *Taunts* Is this all you got you hunk piece of scrap metal?
Sentinel: WARNING: ARM POWER CAPACITY MAXIUM. ACTIVATE FAIL-SAFETY MEASURES.
*Sentinel bend down almost winning*
Haggar: Heh! You're quite too soft! *Slams its arm* I'm the winner.
Okay, how's Wolverine?
Wolverine: I just tore Cap's costume.
Captain: What? Why did you do that?
Wolverine: Ask Red.
Nah-uh. His dare requires his claws active. Blame him. Alright, this is the end of the Chapter 3. Until then –
Zero: READ AND REVIEW READERS!
Hey! I thought I snapped you out from your Deadpool personality!