"Well dear friend, you missed out on a beautiful melody song from your very own lips which the words come from my fabulous book."

-Rollande

A.N FAIL Rollande! But it is kind of funny... BTW, sorry for the over-use of "like a manly gorilla". We just think it's the most hilarious comparison ever...even if the visual is not always pretty. Also, if you don't like too explicit sexual stuff well...you didn't pick the right story because we are perverts. So...watch out!

Chapter 7 - Fraise or WTF?

Tae Kyung was tortured by hot and sexy dreams of two of his comrades.

Shin Woo was laying on the bed, eyes rolling over in pleasure. His legs were wide open, exposing his large penis. His hair was dripping with sweat...or was it chocolate? His ankles and wrists were tied to the bed with handcuffs. Mi Nyu was straddling his waist and caressing his chest with her hands. Her finger was pressed against her nose in a pig-like fashion (she must have felt emotional for some reason). Her mouth was all brown from the stuff that Tae Kyung knew was chocolate...or at least he hoped it was chocolate.

"You are such a bad boy, aren't you?" she murmured into his ear.

"Yes. Yes. Such a bad boy. Punish me! I deserve it," the boy chanted.

"Do you want me to ass-rape you?" the ex-nun said while caressing her own chest hair with a grin.

"Oh yeah! In the ass! That's how I like it! I want to feel like you are splitting me in half!" he moaned at the mere thought.

From thin air (hey, it was a dream), Mi Nyu picked up a vibrator. Seeing the device, Shin Woo raised his hips, giving free access to his ass. Smiling devilishly, Mi Nyu inserted the device in her lover's bottom and realized she didn't know where she put the remote.

She kissed him to distract the desperate boy and grabbed his penis roughly. Once again, the stoic bastard moaned in pleasure. She then remembered that she had put the remote in her chest hair where it was attached safely.

Things could start getting hot now. She pressed the "Maximal pleasure otherwise you would explode" button and observed her writhing and groaning lover.

"I don't want to cum without you!" he screamed, restraining himself.

"Okay!" she agreed.

She pressed herself onto his manhood and gasped at the hard presence in her (even if she was used to it by now). She pressed her thighs together and moved up and down.

That's when Tae Kyung woke-up. He was definitely scared of chest hair now. But maybe he wasn't so scared of chest hair, he thought when he felt his erection begging for release.

I'm so jealous, he thought. It was so big...

That's what she said, a voice answered in his mind.

Freaked out, Tae Kyung jumped out of the bed, pushing Shin Woo on the ground. He hadn't realized the tea-man was there all the time! How embarrassing! He had to hide his hard penis from him! He just had to! That's when the band leader made the mistake of looking down on the fallen boy. The sight of a breathless Shin Woo with messed up hair and opened legs was too much for Tae Kyung who was vividly reminded of his dream. Maybe he imagined it, but he felt himself getting harder by the second.

"Did you have a bad dream?" inquired Shin Woo, rubbing his shoulder. Tae Kyung was stronger than he thought he was.

Seeming in a trance, Tae Kyung took a step towards his band mate, who had gotten up by now, and softly caressed his chest with his finger.

"So soft..." awkwardly said the hypnotized man (if anyone were to ask him later, he really was hypnotized).

"What are you doing?" calmly asked tea-man while gently pushing the traitorous finger away.

Tae Kyung quickly snapped out of his trance-like state, mortified. What was he doing? This whole Mi Nyu thing was messing with his mind! He had to fix it soon, otherwise...he'll become gay? Quick, he needed to find an excuse for his weird behaviour!

"Hum...you look like a girl in the dark." Ha, take that you bastard.

Shin Woo was more confused than anything else. What's up with him? thought Shin Woo, eyeing the other suspiciously.

"You sleep with the lights on..." he finally replied.

Oh yeah, forgot about that, thought the stupid musician. He coughed like a manly gorilla.

"What are you doing in my room," he asked in a cold voice, desperately attempting to change the subject.

Shin Woo noticed his attempt but decided to let it go. With what happened between them yesterday, he didn't want to press on what seemed to be problems in his band mate's private life. He's been acting so weird. I'll try not to be too pushy. He's probably still angry at me..., he thought.

"I wanted to talk about what happened yesterday..." started Shin Woo. That's when his eyes shifted to a lower point of Tae Kyung's anatomy. "...but I can see that you are really busy, so..." he rushed awkwardly.

Both men were blushing deeply. After a pregnant pause, Shin Woo realized he hadn't left yet and exited the room. He then bumped into President Ahn who was just on the other side of the door.

"Oh...um...Ah! Shin Woo! How are you doing on this fine morning?" asked the President awkwardly.

Meanwhile, in another room, the two other band mates were waking-up (yes, still at the same time)...shirtless. Both boys widened their eyes when they took note of the fact and rushed to explain themselves and protect their virtue.

"I didn't do it!"

Jeremy then pretended to sneeze and slipped under the covers checking his level of nakedness. Happily, he had his pants (and French boxers) on. Mi Nam was also verifying his level of nakedness in a smooth and subtle way; he stretched his legs and rubbed them against Jeremy's pants.

"Not naked!" they both exclaimed. Both then thought that the synchronized thing would have to stop soon.

"My lips taste like strawberry cheesecake," said the blond in order to brake the circle of synchronicity.

"It's the flavour of my lipstick," Go Mi Nam said matter of factly.

Jeremy tilted his head and cutely widen his eyes to show his confusion.

"What?" asked the lipsticked man in a defensive tone. "How did you think I was so luscious?"

Jeremy chose wisely not to answer. Instead he kept on appreciating the taste of the lipstick on his lips, making a show of rolling his sexy tongue all over his mouth. Go Mi Nam was distracted a bit by the sight but quickly realized something was wrong.

"What is my lipstick doing on your lips?" he asked loudly while pointing at Jeremy's lips.

Jeremy almost felt like crying at the accusing tone. He didn't do anything other than wake-up half naked in a bed with another half naked man. Give him a break!

"I didn't touch your lipstick. I don't even like lipstick! It's so sticky! I like it when things are smooth!" he whined.

"My lipstick is smooth! It's Shin Woo's that isn't!" said Mi Nam defensively. How can anyone call my lipstick sticky? That blond idiot doesn't know anything! he thought while glaring at Jeremy.

"Shin Woo wears lipstick?" inquired the blond, surprised. If even Shin Woo hyung wears lipstick, maybe I should wear some too! he thought, still licking his lips. It's actually not that bad...

"Nevermind. What are you doing in my bed? And you still didn't answer me, why are you wearing my lipstick?" Mi Nam really tried to sound angry but... Jeremy was just too oblivious!

"I don't know! I don't remember what happened! And my head is killing me! Am I dying?" the blond was now freaking out. "I don't want to die! I'm too young and clueless, or so said my mom! I want my mommy!" He started sobbing in panic. Mi Nam rolled his eyes in exasperation.

"Shut up you idiot! You are not dying! You are just hungover. We drank too much alcohol last night, I think... don't remember much."

That is when Mi Nam caught sight of Jeremy's six pack.

"Mine is bigger," he said, eyeing the other boy's body.

He hadn't realized he had said it out loud. But Jeremy did...and his eyes widened considerably. He stopped thinking about the kind of lipstick he wanted to try and focused on protecting himself from that perverted creep.

"What? How can you see? Stop looking at me like that!" The blond rushed to cover his private parts.

"Not that! Although..." Mi Nam let his eyes drop to Jeremy's 'protected' area and smiled when the blond's cheeks reddened quite a bit. "All I was saying was that my abs are bigger than yours!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are three!"

Two heads turned towards the source of the noise. It was Mi Nyu in her pink pyjamas. She was holding a tray on which stood two cereal bowls, two glasses of milk and two painkillers. There was also lime on the side.

"You don't have abs Mi Nyu; you are a girl!" Mi Nam said spitefully. How dare she bother them?

"I was just kidding but I could still beat you up...not that I want to...most of the time. Anyways, I brought you breakfast. I figured that after last night you would need some healthy food and painkillers," explained the nice and innocent girl.

"W...what happened last night?" her brother asked fearfully. Jeremy was still clueless and smiling and waving happily.

"Hi Mi Nyu!"

"Hi Jeremy!" Mi Nyu then looked at Mi Nam and answered him with a mischievous grin. "You were drunk."

"And...?"

"You and Jeremy went to bed."

"And...?"

"You both took your shirts off."

"And...?"

Mi Nyu made kissing gestures in the air.

"No way!" screamed Mi Nam.

"Not true! I didn't see it!" protested Jeremy. By that time he had stopped waving and smiling and was hiding his face with his hands instead.

"Oh, I'm having a flashback!" declared Mi Nam.

"Not again!" cried Jeremy.

Flashback

Jeremy and Mi Nam were in the karaoke bar fighting over which singer is better: Britney Spears or Lorie. But they were doing it while singing. It was a sing-off.

Suddenly the song changed to a love song from a Disney movie called The Little Mermaid. Mi Nam recognized the song as being 'Kiss the girl'.

The word kiss stuck in both boys' minds. They suddenly found a better thing to argue over than pop singers.

"I bet I'm the better kisser," challenged Mi Nam, taking a step towards Jeremy.

"Nuh-hun. I am."

"No...I definitely am."

"Let's test it!" decided Jeremy. "The winner...um...wins!"

"Fine!" shouted Mi Nam, pushing Jeremy against a wall. It was then that their two tongues battled for dominance.

End of Flash Back

"So...who ended up being the better kisser?" innocently asked Mi Nyu while licking her lips.

The two boys eyed the other warily while flexing their biceps and putting on the manliest face they could manage. It was on for another fight to the death...well, not death because they had a show soon. They didn't want to disappoint their fans.

They needed to find a peaceful way to settle this once and for all.

"Mi Nyu is neutral! Like Switzerland!" declared Jeremy who rushed out of the bed to smack her lips with his.

It was a very passionate kiss but very chaste. No tongues were involved. In a second, Jeremy became very shy and red. He stopped the kiss and took a few steps backwards, admiring his work. Mi Nyu was too shocked and paralysed to react properly. She stood there, frozen; a hand brought to her swollen lips (he did smack her pretty hard, but chastely).

Mi Nam, furious that he didn't think of the idea first, pushed Jeremy aside.

"Now it's my turn!"

He grabbed his sister by the shoulders, looked at her with a dark look in his eyes and realized:

"Oh shit. You're my sister."

"That means I win by default!" exclaimed the blond sexy musician.

He jumped around in excitement. The cheerful blond never saw the crazy look Mi Nam had on his face before he attacked.

In the hallway, President Ahn is NOT spying on Shin Woo and Tae Kyung having their sexual tension moment. He happened to walk by at a particularly juicy moment and stayed to watch the rest of the show. It's their fault for not knowing how to close doors by now, he thought. It's lucky for me though. This is getting interesting...I'll bring them together! All according to my master plan, muhahaha!

The president was about to resume his non-spying when Shin Woo bumped into him. Shin Woo quickly backed away in surprise. He still had a deep shade of red on his cheeks.

"Oh...um...Ah! Shin Woo! How are you doing on this fine morning?" asked the President, feeling like he just got caught doing something very wrong.

"Well...I..."

Shin Woo was interrupted by the deadly screams from the next room. The President rushed and was about to turn the knob of the screaming room, when he saw Tae Kyung rushing behind him. He couldn't help but notice that Tae Kyung's little buddy was calmed down. He smiled cunningly.

"What are you looking at?" asked the leader, warily.

"Your future," honestly replied the older man, still smiling.

The leader wisely decided to let it go. Screams were still coming from the mysterious screaming room. What was going on? Was somebody being murdered? Would they have to randomly solve a crime? Or would they be next? Somebody whimpered. President Ahn finally opened the door, thinking that the suspense had been build up enough.

Go Mi Nam and Jeremy were both fighting on the bed...still shirtless. When the President, followed by the mean leader and the stoic bastard, took a few steps inside, they took notice of the screaming Mi Nyu. She was screaming in excitement from the whole event.

"The fangirls are going to adore this! They'll have reasons to write more fanfiction!" Declared the President.

He took Mi Nyu's hands and they started jumping around, screaming in excitement.

"This is the hottest thing I have ever seen!" screamed the ex-nun.

"Eww. I'm your brother." Mi Nam stopped fighting Jeremy, disgusted by his sister's words and got punched in the face.

"Calm down, Mi Nam. I'm picturing another guy instead of you! Two guys together...it's just so hot!" answered her sister dreamily.

"Not there! I need to stay pretty for the girls!" he complained at the blond, not hearing his sister's response..

"No one thinks you're pretty!" replied Jeremy. "You're just an unattractive guy who is ugly, not even good-looking, and wears sticky lipstick!"

"How many times do I have to tell you?" yelled Mi Nam, pushing Jeremy off the bed. "Shin Woo is the one with the sticky lipstick! Mine is smooth! SMOOTH!"

Tae Kyung blocked off the rest of the conversation as he thought deeply about his next plan of action. Sticky lipstick, eh? Maybe Shin Woo deserves some of my attention...I know! Since Mi Nyu likes boy on boy action (for some creepy reason), I'll seduce Shin Woo's lipstick...hum, I mean Shin Woo! And then she'll fall for me all over again! Muhahaha! Wait...why did I just laugh evilly? I guess President Ahn is rubbing off on me...the creep.

And thus started Tae Kyung's master plan.