Hello and welcome back to the MVC3 Truth and Dare Series!
*Hears the teleporter sound and Chris walking back*
Chris! How did things go with zombie outbreak?
Chris: It was fun until I made some bad-ass combination.
What was it?
I kinda make those chainsaws stick on the kayak paddle.
Hey, that's already classics with Chuck and Frank.
Chris: Well, I made it into some sort of giant revving scythe.
WIN!
Chris: Double sided at the same time.
Ooooh... Anyways, time for some next dares!
archsage328
u definitely know how to get creative with these. i can't stop laughing! also, considering how this is also called TRUTH or dare, i think that in addition to my next dare request list, ill have a truth question or two.
Truth
Dante: who has more fans? you or your brother Vergil?
Hulk: how much damage can you do to the moon in an hour?
Dares
Felicia: have a wrestling match with Aisha Clan-Clan.
Wolverine: prepare a hibachi dinner
Deadpool: let Trish and Lady use you for target practice
Viewtiful Joe: you and Jedah Dohma perform "The Devil went down to Georgia"
my mind's goin on autopilot here, but i think this is enough on my part for now
Okay. Now this one has truths quite fun. So let's go to truth. Dante, do you believe that you have fans rather than Vergil?
Dante: I dunno, maybe...
Why?
Dante: Well, I'll go yes. Because good guys gets more fans.
Oh well, next is Hulk. How much damage can you do to the moon in an hour?
Hulk: Me not know.
She-Hulk: I'll cover Bruce. His damage to the moon is visible.
Visible?
She-Hulk: Enough for him to make a hand-made crescent moon.
Funny enough for a big guy to do that massive damage, well let's go with the dares. First up is Felicia.
Felicia: What's my dare?
Go and wrestle Aisha Clan-Clan. She's a catgirl of your level.
Felicia: Really? I'll do it! *Goes off and had an inter-stellar CAT FIGHT with her*
Damn, I should have recorded that. Deadpool, you're next.
Deadpool: Why? *Gets a deadly stare from Trish and Lady* what's with Dante's ladies staring me like that?
Simple, all you have to do is to be the target dummy!
Deadpool: I hate my dare. WAAAAH! I wasn't ready yet! *Dodges by dancing frantically*
Lady: Been a while I wanted to blast someone with this! *Gets a Kalina Ann from Dante and fires out a missile*
Trish: Couldn't agree more Lady! *Fires down her pistols at high-speed*
Deadpool: WAAAAAAAAAH!
Dante: Aaah, good times with Jester.
Pretty much, next is Viewtiful Joe!
VJ: I'm ready man! What's my challenge?
Sing with Dark Stalker's Jed Dohma "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
*Spotlight appears Jed*
Hiya Jed you should sing a song with Viewtiful Joe.
Jed: Viewtiful Joe? You mean the pipsqueak here?
Yeah, who wants to do the guitar?
Joe: I do!
*Gives Joe the guitar* Ready to rock? Game!
VJ and Jed:
The Devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said
Boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare
Ill make a bet with you
Now you play pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul to think I'm better than you
The boy said my names Johnny
And it might be a sin but
Ill take your bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the best theres ever been
*Joe plays out the guitar solo while Jed covers his ears*
Johnny rosin up your bow and play that fiddle hard
Cause hells broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul
*Everyone gets their earplugs and I pass to Jed the earplugs because the solo takes 2-5 minutes and Joe doesn't seem to give up*
The devil opened up his case
And said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his finger tips as he rosined up his bow
And he pulled his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this
*Another solo, Jed sat on the chair for another 5 minutes of solo*
When the devil finished johnny said
Well you're pretty good, ol' son
just sit down it that chair right there
And let me show you how its done
(chorus)
Fire in the mountain run boys run
The devils in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny will your dog bite no child no.
The Devil bowed his head cause he knew he'd been beat
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
Cause i told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best theres ever been
(chorus)
(fiddling till end)
Jed: You happy now?
Yes and VJ, mission accomplished for you.
VJ: Viewtiful!
*Jed leaves the stage*
Okay, Wolverine is next.
Wolverine: This better be good.
Make a hibachi dinner, nah more like hibachi lunch.
Wolverine: Uuuh, what's a hibachi lunch?
Well it's Asian style of cooking involving fire inside the pan.
Wolverine: Good, I'll prepare it.
Wait this should make you motivated. *Puts on the Japanese head band with markings*
Wolverine: I feel, Japanese-y.
You can tough it out. While waiting, we get the next dare. *Sound of the teleporter of comeback Felicia*
Felicia: Meow, I'm beaten in the bush.
*Viper carries her to the couch*
Thanks Viper.
C. Viper: No problem.
Anyway,
SuperNova23
Am I allowed to put more in? Because I have a few more:
Wolverine and X-23: go on a date together
She-Hulk: Try to win a court case against Phoenix Wright (Heh, good luck)
Wesker: Spend a full 24 hours with Jill and Chris without saying something mean or harming them. If he fails, he gets a penalty.
Nice, first is She-Hulk.
She-Hulk: So what's my dare?
Have a trial against Phoenix Wright. You should win.
She-Hulk: I'll be back in a jiffy. This trial should be over quick. *Steps on her formal outfit and uses the teleporter*
While she's away, Wesker there's a dare that's gonna test your cold-bloodedness.
Wesker: What's my dare then?
Don't get mad or pissed to Jill and Chris for 24 hours, you fail, you get Penalty.
Wesker: *Smirks* that's a child's game to me. Chris is just a feeble organism and Jill is just like him.
Oh brother, you're screwed man.
Wesker: WHAT?
You blew it up.
Wesker: *Face-palms* DAMMIT! *Bashes the table with his fist*
And so you failed the challenge, everyone I want you to watch one thing from Wesker.
Jill: What are you gonna show us Red?
*Pulls out a giant screen TV and shows Wesker doing the Caramelldansen*
*Everyone is laughing off and choking too hard from the dance while Wesker was in the corner humiliated, Chris and Jill laughs at him*
Dr. Doom: *Laughs* is this how stupid he can goes? How amusing!
Iron Man: *Chokes from the laughter* I really need that video!
Dante: I'm keeping it. I'll use it to laugh Wesker so the next time I meet him, I'll remember him in a funny way.
Chris: Hey Dante, mind if I want his video too?
Jill: The best weapon for Wesker.
*She-Hulks warps back*
She-Hulk: Why's everyone on the floor laughing?
Wesker got the penalty. *Shows her the video*
She-Hulk: *Laughs* Oh man! I can't stop laughing from this!
How's your trial?
Flashback
She-Hulk: Your honor, my client is innocent because he was not in the scene of the crime.
Phoenix W: OBJECT-
*She-Hulks throw a police car to Phoenix Wright before he could complete his catch phrase*
Phoenix W:ion... *Passes out*
She-Hulk: Well, do you have defense buddy?
*The guy is getting nervous due to She-Hulk's strength*
Okay, where's Wolverine?
*Wolverine came out with a hibachi lunch*
Nice, you do have some spunks.
Wolverine: So what now?
You can have it because you need to have a date with X-23.
Wolverine: Well that's good. *Approaches X-23* I finished the hibachi lunch.
X-23: Sure Logan, mind if I eat it?
Wolverine: Yeah, gotta spare some for our buddies.
*Setting turn everyone has their lunch including Wesker eating in the corner like an emo while Wolverine and X-23 were on the separate table having a date*
Well, this is the chapter 3 of the Truth and Dare series! See ya later!
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