*Playing Dead Space 2 with Chris* Yeah, this game is just like Resident Evil.
Chris: *Playing* Yeah, I'm used to more action from this.
Anyways, welcome back to Marvel VS Capcom 3 Truth and Dare!
Chris: Starring with us! *Hears the kill* darn it!
Anyways, I'm just pretty much having fun and - *sound of the Grappler ship coming back* I guess Deadpool's here.
*Screens show beat-up Deadpool*
Anyways moving on to the request!
SuperNova23
Woo! THqt was pretty good! I got a few more though =D
Truth:
Zero- Do you think you deserved your spot over Megaman, and why?
Tron - Do you believe you deserved your spt over Roll, and why?
Ammy (Issun directed) - Can you actually DO any of the divine brush techniques? Because at the beginning of both Okami and Okamiden, you failed horribly.
Morrigan - How many people have you slept with at once?
Dare:
Felicia - Help Wesker cheer up. Don't stop until he's either happy, or his normal self again.
Deadpool - Gove thor a piggyback ride
VJ - Gove Morrigan a piggyback ride
I can apply for co-host. What do I need to do?
Alright, seems we got a competitor for co-host.
Task Master: You wanna let them audition?
Yes. Anyways, Zero. Do you think you deserved your spot over Mega Man and why?
Zero: Hmm, maybe yes. Because Mega Man been hogging over always. Well Volnutt's the exception.
Tron: Volnutt! When did he appear in fighting games?
Zero: Tatsunoko VS. Capcom. I guess that's my first time appearing in fighting games.
Nope. You did once, in your younger reincarnation of yourself. In Tatsunoko, that was your second appearance.
Zero: Who's my younger reincarnation you're talking about?
*Shows to him the younger Zero*
Zero: Where?
SVC Chaos: SNK VS. Capcom. Next question goes to Tron Bonne. Do you deserve to take over the spot of Roll?
Tron: Well, yes I do because I really like Volnutt so much. Except her she ruins my day.
(I guess she's referring the Mega Man Legend's Roll) Ahem, next question for Issun!
Issun: What?
Can you really do any of the Divine Brush techniques? You do really suck about using it.
Issun: No. I can't. Ama can use it to full potential unlike me.
Alright, Morrigan how many people have you slept with at once?
Morrigan: Well, 5. 2 guys and 3 girls.
Everyone: What the...hell...
(HOLY S***! SHE'S A $*^%!) Ahem! We do now the dares, first in the line Felicia. You need to cheer Wesker up.
Felicia: Okay! I'll sing him a song.
Chris: *Sweatdrops* Uh Felicia, Wesker isn't the type who listens to songs.
Jill: Yeah, you just talk to him to get over with it.
Okay, next is Deadpool. Deadpool?
*Deadpool looks like awake*
Deadpool: Hey guys, I'm back from the crash.
Well, you're fine from the crack-pot nut job. While Felicia's away you give Thor a piggy back ride.
Deadpool: NO F*****G WAY!
Thor: Buckle up my friend!
*Deadpool and Thor were playing piggy back until Deadpool hears his spine cracks*
Deadpool: OW! ME SPINEY BROKE!
Ouch, I'll need medic next in the request, VJ, give Morrigan a piggy back ride!
VJ: Aw man!
Morrigan: Ride well, little hero.
*VJ gave Morrigan a piggy back ride until she slips off from his pink cape which made her landed on her bust*
Damn, that's not gotta hurt.
Morrigan: IT DOES HURT YOU IDIOT.
You're just over reacting. Okay, I'll read the request coming from our "Frequent Reviewer".
archsage258
can't believe i was the only person to review last time. *shrugs* their loss. and apparently, according to morrigan and vj, me and some of my friends are nobodies. um...im pretty sure ive never been turned into a heartless, much less a nobody. anyway, onto the truths and dares!
Truth
Deadpool: what happened after going into Kei pirate territory?
Morrigan: what's ur opinion of the darkstalkers anime, which is also dubbed?
Dares
Trish + B. B. Hood: Demon hunting contest
Gambit: Play Blackjack with Faye Valentine
X-23 + Wolverine: See who can tolerate Agni and Rudra the longest
Servbot(s): fight with a/the raving rabbid(s)
"the frequent reviewer" not a bad ring to it! better defend my title!
Wow, we got competition! 3 reviewers for the next co-author! By the way, there's more news to readers.
- I'll leave my authorship to my co-author. In other words, I'll give a shot to qualified author/s to take over my story.
Well, that's all first truth, Deadpool?
Deadpool: *On the stretcher* Well, I see hot ladies, some guys with Chinese stuffs and major kicking butt action.
Close enough, for Deadpool to answer. Now to Morrigan, how do you feel about the English voice dubbing of the Dark Stalker series?
Morrigan: Well, to be honest I'd prefer Japan's voice dubbing. Sometimes when you really get English voice dubbers, it makes the character suck. So thank you to all Japanese female voice dubbers.
Alright then we go to dares section. First we meet BB Hood! *Spotlight shows over BB Hood*
Iron Man: Ack! The killer little red riding hood! *Hides*
BB Hood: Why am I here?
Demon-Hunting with Trish!
Trish: You ready little girl?
BB Hood: *Innocent Girl* Yes, I am ready. *Back to her homicidal self* FOR SOME DEMON HUNTING!
Good, teleporter and bring me a paper recording your carnage.
*They teleported to demon hunting areas*
Okay, Gambit plays Black Jack with Faye Valentine.
*Spotlight shows Gambit and Faye V.*
Gambit: Alright, you're dealing a man of cards.
Faye: Sure, sure if I win, I get the cash okay?
Gambit: And if I win? *Shuffles the card*
Faye: Maybe a date or two.
Gambit: Sounds good to me. *Distributes the cards and plays out*
While we're waiting for them to finish, Dante you need to pull out Agni and Rudra.
Dante: These morons? I bet they can stand Deadpool's insanity.
Yeah, Wolverine and X-23, your dare is to tolerate these two numbskull swords.
Wolverine: Yeah, numbskull moron swords of Dante. I'm not gonna enjoy this.
X-23: I dunno but, we'll see about that.
*Plants the Agni and Rudra swords down the ground*
Agni: Look brother! Master set us free!
Rudra: I can see that but why did he set us free?
Agni: I don't know, maybe for a while?
Rudra: For a while? Brother?
Agni: Yes?
Rudra: What is 'for a while'?
Agni: Well 'for a while' is...
*Passes them a seat to pass boredom*
Wolverine: You know, I'd sleep rather than hearing this.
Agni: So that's 'for a while'.
Rudra: Look brother, we have people!
Agni: Well said! They have claws! Are they some sort of demon like us?
Rudra: Uh, what's a claw?
Agni: I don't know, what would be that be!
*Wolverine was pissed from the conversation meanwhile X-23 was just staring somewhere else*
While they are under a test, Tron you're letting your Servbots fight rabbits.
Tron: What? No way! They're too cute for me.
Well, rabbits WITH rabies. How's that?
Tron: Well, okay. Servbots! Are you all ready to fight the rabbits?
*All the Servbots jumped yes and proceed to the teleporter going to the raving rabbids.*
Meanwhile, all the 3 dares are underway-
Gambit: *Shouts* I WIN!
Faye: No fair!
Gambit: Come on, there's no cheats in my play. I play according to the book fair and square.
Faye: Maybe you're cheating under your skin!
*Sigh* Anyway, 2 dares to go. Now we read from our third competitor for co-author title.
titans vs gods
sorry i didnt review the last chapters internets been acting weird anyway
truths
iron man what do you think of tron boone
deadpool would you rather have taskmasters powers or yours
dares
spider-man and venom have to team up and fight hulk and she-hulk
shuma-gorath has go on a date with unknown from tekken tag
doctor doom has to spend all day with reed richards and be nice
super-skrull has to hang out with M.O.D.O.K for a day
tron boone has to prepare a romantic eveneing then send x-23 and chun-li to enjoy it
spencer has to be iron-man's driver for 1 week
akuma and wesker have to try to beat jill chris and ryu in a race from nyc to florida
thor has to stay in the same room as loki and try not to hit him
zero go on a date with...tron boone
cable has to have a sooting match against hawkeye and taskmaster and deapool
trish has to kiss dante's brother and dante can't do crap about it
morrigan has to try to suduce sonson from mvc 2
keep the story going man its awesome
This guy deserves a little cookie award for now. Okay we go now to truths, Iron Man?
Tony: Well she's too young and underage for my type.
Dante: And why do you flirt her? Pedophile?
Tony: Well look who's talking who never meet any nice girls!
Dante: Dude, I already have a friend who's a little girl YOUNGER than Tron. I even ignore her. Beat that.
It's true. Dante has a little girl to handle.
Iron Man: *Looks defeated and returns to his seat*
Okay now to Deadpool, do you rather have Taskmaster's power rather than your own personal powers?
Deadpool: Heh, no thank you my friend. I love my powers, it even goes to show Task Master can't mimic like me! That's why I fight like a boss!
Task Master: Heh, someday I'll copy your moves you nitwit ninja.
Alright enough with the feud fight. We move on to the dares.
*Hears the sound of teleporter with Trish's footsteps*
Okay, Trish is back.
Trish: Helluva fun. I should have Dante there he can bring on a 100 demons in a quickest time. Oh, I beat BB Hood by 2points.
Dante: Damn, I wanna hunt some demons.
Life sucks like that Dante and the first dare, Spiderman you team up with Venom while Hulk teams up with She-Hulk in a 2-on-2 match.
Spiderman: Aww great, now I have to team up with my worst enemy.
She-Hulk: Let's bring this one down the big house Bruce!
*Scene fighting while Venom fights Hulk and She-Hulk fights Spiderman in an all-out brawl*
Venom: HA! *Punches Hulk on the face*
Spiderman: Alright! You're doing it well Venny! *Kicks She-Hulk's defending arm*
She-Hulk: All right Bruce, throw me like a javelin to any of those bugheads!
*Hulk throws She-Hulk like a javelin towards Venom*
*Both Venom and Spiderman shoot out loads of web toward the flying She-Hulk. She-Hulk is stuck in the web*
Spiderman: Let's finish this... MAXIMUM SPIDER!
*Venom joined in the fight and hit Hulk hard after Spiderman's Hyper Combo.*
KO! Winner is Spiderman and Venom!
Spiderman: Way to go Venom. *Pats his back*
Alright, now that's over Shuma-Gorath has to go on a date with weird person. It's called Unknown from Tekken Tag.
Shuma-Gorath: Unknown? Who is it?
*Spotlight flashes over Unknown*
Weird, it's a question from fans whether it's a boy or a girl.
Shuma-Gorath: I swear, if this Unknown was just a boy, I'll kill you!
*Goes in a date quietly*
Alright, while Mr. Tentacles is out Victor Von Doom,
Doom: What?
You go and have a day with Fantastic 4's Reed Richards, your arch-nemesis right? You should be good to him for a while.
Doom: Fine. I hate him. *Goes to Reed* Mr. Fantastic, I'm doing good things for you for a while.
Reed: Really? How long will you survive?
Doom: One day.
Reed: Okay, you can start by cleaning the bathroom.
Doom: I will not be subjected like a peasant!
Reed: Uh, you said you wanted to be good for a change. This is just the part 1.
While they are away talking, another villain will do the dare, enter Super-Skrull!
Super-Skrull: What is now my challenge?
Go and hang-out with MODOK for now.
Skrull: Well, the egghead is easy for me. This should be breeze through.
-Meanwhile Super Skrull with MODOK-
MODOK: No fair! You just spammed me with Devil Jin!
Skrull: Sometimes it doesn't matter what attacks you do.
MODOK: Rematch! I want you to use Mokujin!
Skrull: Screw you! I use Devil Jin as long as I want!
Oh, brother next dare! Tron –
*Hears the sound of the wave of Servbots coming back*
Hey! You guys are ok with lots of scratches. Okay, Tron your Servbot is back and you can go make a date scene then send X-23, Chun-Li and Viper to enjoy it.
Tron: Who's their date?
I dunno, which among men will stand up and date them.
Tron: What about me?
Hmm I think it's a no. I know your wish; your wish is to date with Volnutt.
Tron: *Pouts* Fine. *Sets the dining table together with her Servbots*
*X-23, Chun-Li and Viper are in their formal outfits*
X-23: So who's our date?
Chun-Li: Maybe the dare went wrong.
*Spotlight shows over Dante, Wolverine and Ryu all in their formal outfit except Dante is in his Sparda's outfit and Ryu in his usual gi.*
Dante: I told ya Ryu, you don't wear your gi all the time.
Ryu: But that's the only way I won't lose all my confidence!
Wolverine: X-23.
Ryu: Chun-Li.
Dante: Viper. Dunno why but, I'm just saving the blank spot.
*All the three men seat over each respective partners begin to talking*
Wow, cookie for anyone who doesn't like this kind of pairing I come up. Okay, a simple dare. Spencer you go as Tony's driver.
Spencer: Hm, whatever I'm only good in driving tanks, military vehicles and stuff.
Tony: While you have free time, why don't you hop over my place? Maybe I can help your bionic arm.
Spencer: Nah, I'm good. The arm is an arm. *Drives his limo*
Okay, next is Akuma, Chris, Jill, Wesker and Ryu! Wait, Ryu is on a date.
Ryu: So uh, Chun-Li...
Uh, Ryu we have a race to compete on.
Ryu: What?
You got a race to run to.
Ryu: So be it!
Finally! All the 5 will be a team, so Ryu-Chris and Jill and Akuma-Wesker. Your goal is to ride all the way from New York to Florida and YOU CAN USE WEAPONS!
Chris: Yeah!
*All of them team up and race off while Akuma and Ryu have an Hadouken competition on the windows*
Ryu: SHIIIIIINKUUUUU HADOUUUUUUUKEN!
Akuma: *Grunts and does his own Hadouken*
Chris: You keep him busy Ryu! I'll blow their vehicle up! *Aims the RPG to Wesker's vehicle*
Wesker: Heh, you're gonna have to do it better Chris! *Rams towards them and Ryu loses his focus in his Shinku Hadouken*
Ryu: Darn it!
Jill: Chris, fire through the door!
Chris: I'm trying!
*Chris aims the RPG to the door and shoots up blowing up Wesker and Akuma*
Chris: BEAT THAT WESKER!
Akuma; Well? We don't have anything to chase them now.
Wesker: We do have now. *Shows the armed helicopter* To Florida!
20 Miles Later closing to Florida
Chris: We finally made them off for now.
Ryu: Why?
Jill: Wesker isn't gonna give up yet.
*They notice a armed helicopter which suspects it's Wesker*
Chris: Wanna play rough Wesker? I got this! *Pulls out a Vulcan gun*
Akuma: I'll surpass you Ryu! HAAAAAAAH! *Sends out Messou Hadouken*
Ryu: None for you! SHIIIIINKUUUU HADOOOOOOUUUUUKEN! *Fires out Hadouken in laser way*
Chris: Handle it one more time Ryu!
Ryu: SHINNNNNKUUUU HADOO-
*Screens stops showing Ryu with the comical face saying "Imma Firing Mah Hadouken!"*
Okay, the epic scene will stop there for a while; let's go check Wolverine and X-23.
*Scene showing Wolverine covering his ears and X-23 asleep*
Wolverine: Damn, those guys ARE annoying.
Winner: X-23.
Wolverine: Huh? Why?
She just sleeps through the competition. Easy as that Logan and now we're back to the epic scene we wanted to watch.
*Screen resumes Ryu finishing his statement*
Ryu:UUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEN! *Fires one wave of blast destroying Akuma's hail of purple Gohadoken*
Wesker: You imbecile!
Akuma: Damn it!
*Helicopter was destroyed and Chris, Jill and Ryu manage to reach Florida and were awarded as winners. Meanwhile in the waters*
Wesker: And I thought you were strong enough to fight everyone including Ryu!
Akuma: I did not foresee that power of Ryu!
Wesker: The heat is with you, Akuma, god of destruction, hmph. *Shrugs off and gets to the rescue chopper*
Wow, epic, just epic battle out there folks. Now you witness the epic fight between Capcom's good guys vs. bad guys. Anyway, next dare! Zero you must date Tron Bonne.
Zero: Aw, just great. I have to date an underage girl.
Tron Bonne: Shut up, I'm the girl here and I demand respect you Reploid.
Zero: *Sighs*
Anyways, we'll go to the Marvel side. Cable, Deadpool, Taskmaster and Hawkeye, you're on for the shooting range competition.
Deadpool: CABLE! MY BEST FRIEND AND SIDEKICK!
*Spotlight shows Cable and Hawkeye*
Cable: Deadpool? You made it in?
Deadpool: Yeah! I even like my role as a comedy relief.
Taskmaster: So, it's the archer himself. Wanna play?
Yeah, shooting range! Guns and arrows!
Deadpool: I LOVE ME SOME GUNS! Cable man! Let's do this together!
Sorry Deadpool, all the 4 are enemies.
Deadpool: Aw, but I'll have fun with him okay?
Taskmaster: Let's see if I can copy those jerk-oes.
*All the 4 were in shooting range and at the first part*
Deadpool: This is easy. Maybe I wanna do this. *Blindfolds himself*
Taskmaster: Are you that stupid Deadpool?
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm stupid enough! *Shoots the darts with his auto-pistols and scores bulls-eye*
Cable: Allow me. *Fires one shot of his hi-powered sniper rifle* Easy as that.
Hawkeye: My turn. *Fires one arrow direct on the bulls-eye* Simple.
Taskmaster: This is too easy.*Mimics like Hawekeye and fires the arrows* Easy.
While you guys blast darts with style, Morrigan you seduce Sonson.
Morrigan: Eew, the monkey?
Yes.
Morrigan: No thanks.
You want a penalty instead?
Morrigan: Sure.
Here goes, do you have a crush on Chris literally?
*Everyone spats out and Chris on the side was humiliated*
Morrigan: It's-it's not like that! *Turns red*
Chris: *Face-palms* I knew I shouldn't save her from the first place.
Okay, last dare, Trish kisses Vergil.
Trish: Vergil? Isn't he Dante's twin brother?
Dante: *Groans* the douche bag bro of mine.
*Spotlight shows Vergil Sparda*
Vergil: *Glares* Dante...
Dante: Vergil...
Ahem, less staring more kissing?
Vergil: No! *Unsheathes his Yamato* I refuse.
Okay, Vergil you got yourself Penalty.
Vergil: What's my penalty?
*Shows a screen showing Vergil doing the Caramelldansen alone*
Vergil: *In Darth Vader sound* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
Dante: YES! Can I have that video please, please?
Yeah, knock yourself out Dante and this has been another chapter of MVC3 Truth and Dare Series!
Dante: Read and Review readers! You might get to see Vergil dancing Caramelldansen literally.