Alright folks, welcome back! How's your break? *Everyone mutters around* Fine, let's go with the request.
archsage238
Hurray for cameo characters! and ur gonna be takin a break and doin fillers for a little while? wonder what they'll be like. In the meantime, I hope u don't mind if I leave some truth and dare requests for when u resume. Here they are!
Dares
Thor: Take on Fierce Deity Link.
Zero: Fight against !
Spiderman: Camping trip in a forest full of Skulltulas!
Viewtiful Joe: Ride on Jon Talbain's back, The legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess style!
Truth
Cyclops: What's the most embarrissing thing you've ever done involving your optic blasts?
Lilith: *Blushes the color of Dante's awesome coat* Would you...be willing to go on a date me with?
...Am I in any danger of morrigan trying to kill me?
Well, I have no idea. First Dares! Thor fights Fierce Deity Link! He's darn powerful but you might expect him!
Thor: Then I shall boldly accept any challenge that faces me! For Asgard! *Fight F. Deity Link*
He's away then Zero fights !
Zero: About time! *Bass shows up*
Bass: Zero, I am your brother.
Zero: In your dreams! *Slashes him*
Spiderman, have a camping trip to Skulltulas.
Spiderman: I feel like a kid. *Sees a Skulltulas* AH! Get off! *Shoots a web on the Skulltulas*
VJ, you have to ride John Talbain's back in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess Style!
VJ: Yeah!
John: NO! *Did got hitched by VJ and poses like in Twilight Princess style*
Gah! *Accidentally spills his soda.* Okay for the tru- *Hears Thor crashed back* Welcome back Thor, who won?
Thor: My enemy is far stronger! Link is one competitor I shall fight on!
Drat NOT YOU! First Viper now you? Truth! Scott?
Scott: Well, uh..
Phoenix: Don't...tell...
What you hiding?
Scott: I can't tell.
Sorry dude, rules are rules. Say it before I commend you down to fan pit.
Scott: I don't want the fan pit!
Then say it!
Scott: I accidentally blasted Jean's wedding gown. *Gulp*
Phoenix: YOU'RE DEAD! *Turns into a Dark Phoenix*
Scott: MAMA!
Alright, I got a truth message from, Lilith? It says to Dante: "Do you think you can go on a date with me? *Blushes*"
Dante: NO!
Why?
Dante: I really hate my time being with little girls especially Patty.
Fine. *Notices Lilith on the side of the stage crying* Nice work dude, you made a demoness cry. Oh uh archsage238, you're not in trouble but Dante is going to fix his reputation. Anyways, next request please.
ForcedDJ
Truth:
Ammy: Do you think you will ever show, or even have a human form?
Lilith: Do you usually get bored while being "with" Morrigan?
: What the hell is with your ending?
Cammy: You hated not being in MvC3?
Dares:
C. Viper: Be careful on what you wish for, fight Sonya again, but without your suit(normal/civilian clothing only).
Chun-Li and Cammy: Fight an unlimited amount of enemies, fighters, and anyone who wants to fight you. First person to fall loses, and gets a penalty decided on by the winner. If both of you tie however, both of you lose and get penalized.
Doom: Do not make anyone angry, or say anything bad to them for 2 days. Penalty will be issued if you fail.
Phoenix/Jade(Mortal Kombat): Fight Kano(Mortal Kombat) and Cyclops. Note: Losing results in a penalty, refusal to fight on either side will give all 4 of you penalties.
Lilith: Team up with Morrigan and finish/complete 10 puzzles without flying, or teleporting(or using your powers). You will be using the portal guns(from Portal), and don't worry, landing won't cause damage.
Akuma: Well, if you want a more powerful opponent(or opponents), you will have it. Fight Abyss, Ammy's final boss in her game(forgot the name), Onslaught, Goro, Kintaro, Motaro, Shao Khan, Sindel, Mileena, Onaga, Blaze, Ammy, Thor, and Dark Phoenix. Losing to one of the people above will result in a penalty, and you can't recover after one fight.
Hsien-Ko: Either listen to Raptor's rock music, or do the 2nd most hated thing you don't want to do(in other words, the 2nd most hated thing, you have to do that).
Okay, let's rock. First Ama?
Issun : Yeah, it would be awesome to see Ama in her human form!
Ama: *Noms Issun down inside her mouth and barks*
I guess she's too embarrassed to become human. Lilith? *Notices her crying* Dante..
Dante: Fine! How's Morrigan reaction?
Morrigan: You'd be doing it well because it's my
Dante: Half of yourself, yadda yadda. *Goes to Lilith backstage* Alright, I'll go on a date for you.
Lilith: Really? Yay! *Hugs on him*
Ahem, Lilith you have a question.
Lilith: Okay, well not at all times she's the one who's bored.
Skrull?
Skrull: What? I used Galactus' helmet to show leadership to my fellow men.
Okay. Cammy White?
Cammy: Well, honestly not really. I don't mind if I join in or not plus I was good in Street Fighter.
To the dares. Viper, you fight Sonya again without your gadgets.
Viper: Aw hell! *Fights Sonya with only her fist* Nooo! *Gets blasted off from Sonya's uppercut*
Wow, too fast for her. She should have fought Jax better. Chun-Li and Cammy, you two will have to fight endless enemies. This one is last man standing. Losers follows winner's command. Understood?
Chun-Li: Let's see how long you can stand up.
Cammy: Well, same here China girl. *Rampages ensues*
They're gonna last 1000 of them while they're away, Akuma you'd be on the job called mass fighting. Fight without break. Survival.
Akuma: Hmm, it is about time. I wanted to see all the worthy enemies. *Kills out the MK characters first*
Doom, same thing like Wesker. But you should avoid pissing people off.
Doom: It is easy for me. *Seals his eyes and his mouth and his ears*
VJ: Hey Doom, *Knocks his tin helmet* does this work? *Knocks some more*
Lilith and Morrigan you go play 10 puzzles in Portal 2. Don't worry, falling is nothing there.
Morrigan: Portal 2? Wow, I'm looking forward about their puzzles.
Lilith: Portal 2? Come on! We need those! *Gets the guns* See ya Dante!
Dante: I'm screwed. *Facepalm*
Phoenix?
Phoenix: *In her Dark Phoenix form* YES?
Fight Kano and Cyclops you fight Jade.
Cyclops: Match up difference. *Sigh*
Kano: *In Australian accent* Pardon me lady, I don't like fighting girls mate, but it'll have to do. (AN: Reference from the movie version of Mortal Kombat. Somehow I'd like the game better than movie)
Cyclops: I've been fighting so many girls before and I'm not happy hitting another.
While they're away, Hsien-Ko you should do either two things you hate. Listen to Lord Raptor's rock music or your second worst stuff.
Hsien-Ko: I'll just listen to his lousy songs.
Hm, okay. Hope you're not compensating for this.
Dante: Yeah, reminds me of the demon who's better than Shuma-Gorath.
Shuma: Who is this demon you're telling me Sparda's son? Your father?
Dante: Nope, very worst and girls will absolutely pass out.
Shuma: Who?
*Dante shows a Tarot card marking "Tower" and notices a demon with an appearance of a dick with tentacles*
Shuma: OMG! *Faits and the other girls on their seats also fainted including Amaterasu*
Perv. You wish you wanted that kind of Persona don't you? BTW, how's Hsien-Ko?
*Hsien-Ko was still listening with Lord Raptor's music BUT she has a plastering smile*
I knew it, EARPLUGS... *Hears Chun-Li and Cammy slumps down* Bummer, both of them are down. They'll have penalty and I just know the best thing to do with them. Chun-Li and Cammy, you girls have a penalty.
Chun-Li: 900
Cammy: 899
So, Chun-Li wins the last stand so Cammy takes the penalty. So what's your penalty you want to give to her?
Chun-Li: Maybe cross-dressing.
Hey! That was my penalty to both of you.
Chun: Now it's her penalty.
Ok go time. While Cammy's been victim of cross-dressing, how's Tron Bonne?
Zero: She's fine. She's here. *Shows Tron waving her hand*
Fine. Next request!
Archsage328
First of all, I withdraw from Co-author unless I can start in August. And anyways:
Truth:
Deadpool - What powers do you have?
Felicia - How do you feel about being made "cute" while Morrigan became the "sexy" character?
Morrigan - How fast can you fly, and have you ever had sex in the air?
Dares:
Zero - work with X to fight Megaman(classic, not Volnutt) and Protoman
Deadpool - Go out and catch them all
Peter Parkr/Ben Reilly - Spider-Man vs Spider-Man!
Wow, I confirmed this guy. Alright to the trut- *Hears Morrigan coming back with Lilith*
Morrigan: Whew, we finished all the puzzles.
Lilith: We? More like I did all the puzzles!
Can it you two. So Deadpool, what are your super-powers?
Deadpool: Well, technically speaking I'm kinda made to be quick and fast. Well, plus my brain is cracking thanks from my cancer haha.
Trish: You had a cancer? How long?
Deadpool: Long story. Plus I even have wacky talents of using swords and guns! That's why I'm with Dante. *High-fives Dante*
Felica?
Well, since I'm sorta like a nekomimi (catgirl), they probably wanted to fit in it. Morrigan is already obviously known.
Yeah, and you Morrigan?
Morrigan: Well, I fly faster than Iron Man and no, never had a sex in the air.
*Iron Man's eye blurted out*
Dare time. Zero, you team up with X and fight Mega Man and Blues in their classic form.
Zero: *Still fighting with Bass* Not NOW! *Uses Ittou Ryoudan Genmurei on Bass and finishes him off*
Bass: NOOOOOOOOO!
Zero: So what now?
Go with X and fight Mega Man and Blues in their classic form.
Zero: I'm on it.
While he's away, Deadpool you catch..what? Pokemons? Maybe that's the one.
Deadpool: I LOVE POKEMONS!
Dante: Then you're still a child then.
Deadpool: DON'T FORCE ME TO GET RAYQUAZA TO YOUR FACE DANTE!
VJ: Rayquaza? I'll get Kyogre!
Skrull: I'll beat both of you with Giratina!
Anything that happens both of them, I'll get my pick. Zekrom and Reshiram. Peter Parker, you fight Ben Riley.
Spider Man: *Came back from his camp* Finally! The clone.
Ben: I'm the real Spider Man. You're nothing at all.
Spider Man: Says from the clone of a superhero. Well said.
Been there and let's get with the next request.
Rider Paladin
This has been a pretty wild ride so far. I particularly liked how you had Spider-Man answer that question about whatever happened to the Scarlet Spider. Was it supposed to be a parody of how Marvel, after the obligatory aftermath issue, then tried to pretend for years that the entire Clone Saga never happened? If so, great job.
Anyway, I've got five truths and five dares.
Truths:
1) Wesker, how do you feel about Spider-Man calling you Albert all the time and lecturing you about great power and great responsibility?
2) C. Viper, what do you think of Nick Fury's offer for you to join S.H.I.E.L.D.?
3) Iron Man, why flirt with a 14-year-old girl when you're at least 3 times her age?
4) Trish, do you think you and Dante will ever get together?
5) Hulk, are you ever going to wear something besides ripped-up purple pants?
Dares:
1) Morrigan, you want to corrupt X-23 so badly? I dare you to work your most seductive wiles on her.
2) Spider-Man, I dare you to flirt with Trish the way you flirt with the Black Cat. (Now that I think about it, Trish/Dante is kind of like an over-the-top, super-flashy, and ultra-stylish version of Black Cat/Spider-Man.)
3) Tron, I dare you to kiss Zero.
4) Captain America, I dare you to admit that the Japanese can make decent anime and to give up this senseless, idiotic prejudice; the Japanese of today should not be punished for the crimes of the Japanese of 65+ years ago.
5) Storm, I dare you to demonstrate to Morrigan just how a real queen behaves.
(Full circle, huh? I started with Morrigan, and I ended with Morrigan. Freaking daisy chain.)
Uh, Rider Cap has a tourette syndrome if we say that 'anime'. For the meantime, I'll go see Spider Man. *Notices Spider Man beats Ben Riley in a acrobatic aerial fighting.* Wow. First is Wesker, how you feel about Spidey calling your first name?
Wesker: ...
Nothing? Okay, Viper how was the deal with Nick Fury?
Viper: *Came back with major injury on the arms* Well, I guess no more fighting with Chun-Li.
Iron Man?
Dante: PEDO!
*Iron Man shuddered and couldn't answer*
He couldn't when we say Pedophile again. It's Western counterpart of Lolicon. Trish?
Trish: Don't worry, Dante and I can get along. Even I'm just the image of his mother.
Dante: Yeah, my dead mom.
Lilith: Really? What's the name of your mother Dante?
Dante: Eva.
Hulk?
Hulk: ME WILL MIGHT WEAR LARGE JOGGING PANTS.
*Spencer laughs*
Hulk: HULK SMASH! *Punches Spencer*
We do the dares. Morrigan, seduce X-23 like you want to corrupt her.
X-23: DAMN! *Bangs her head on the table*
Morrigan: Come on, you have an anger you want to release do you? *Strokes her hair*
Spiderman- *Hears the full beat up of Spider Man* Yeah? I'm done duelling Ben.
Flirt Trish like how you do to Black Cat.
Spiderman: Uh, she doesn't look like much of the Black Cat I used to remember.
Just do it.
Spiderman: Ugh, fine. *Goes to Trish* Can we have a talk?
Trish: Sure what now?
They'll be out until- *Akuma crashes in*
Akuma: NOT WORTHY!
Okay, next dare is Tron - *Hears Zero crashing in* WTF is with those people?
Zero: Too cheap! Even they're our first characters they suck.
Yeah, Tron you kiss Zero.
Tron: *Blurts out* NO!
Zero: *Also blurts out* HELL NO!
Penalty?
Tron: NO!
Kiss.
Tron: Fine! *Smooches Zero who wasn't ready yet and wide eyed*
Wow, next is Captain America. No wait, Captain Canada.
Captain Canada: Hey! So these are the people I live with eh?
Canadian accent? Check.
Captain Canada: So, Red! How are you eh?
Check. Can't think what I would put in my checklist. So, Cap, do you admit Japan is now good?
Captain Canada: Well, YES!
Okay while we're done - *Hears moans coming from X-23 and Morrigan* Yeah they're done. Storm, teach Morrigan the aspects being a queen.
Storm: This is a good lesson. Even for an heir of a throne should have manners like my tribe. *Yanks Morrigan off from X-23*
X-23: Thanks Storm.
Morrigan: I hate being teached.
Storm: As you see...blah blah blah.
Last Request!
Agent 4073
Hey, Love the story! So I have a few truths and dares I'd like to see.
Truths:
Dante- Do you believe Vergil is cooler than you?
Phoenix- Can you die?
Dormammu- Is water a weakness for you?
Dare:
Wesker- Strip in front of everyone.
Zero- Cut your hair.
Chris- Slap Sheva and don't say sorry.
I hope those were good!
This is the last. Alright Dante, explain that question.
Dante: Hey, we're cool. Equally cool that is.
Phoenix? *Phoenix comes back with major injury* Okay, lay her down on the sofa.
Phoenix: Well if my Dark Phoenix takes over, yeah.
Dorammu?
Dorammu: NO!
*Pours water over his head*
Dorammu: I admit, yes.
Dare time. Wesker, you strip off.
Wesker: No. Make me.
Don't bother, I got the saws. *Goes and removes his pants*
Wesker: DAMMIT!
Chris: HAHAHA!
Cool. Next dare, Zero you take your blonde hair off.
Zero: NOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS! *Goes and cut off his blonde hair*
X: HAHAHA!
Zero: SHADDUP! *Fires a Z-Buster on X*
Axl: You look stupid without your hair Zero.
Zero: AND YOU TOO! *Blast another round from his Z-Buster*
Okay, Chris you slap Sheva Alomar.
Chris: I'm sorry Sheva.
Sheva: Why?
Chris: *Slaps her*
Sheva: What the hell?
Dude, you broke one part, you said sorry to her.
Chris: Yeah, did it on purpose oh, I left her a funny picture.
Sheva: Chris? *Picks up a picture of Wesker on without his pants* This can be a funny souvenir.
Alright all the dares are done, we do now singing! Now, today's song is American Idiot by Green Day! Dante, guitars. Chris, drums. I'll do the bass.
Dante and Chris: Hell YEAH!
Dante:
Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation that doubt the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria
The subliminal mind fuck America
Chris:
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alienation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Dante:
Maybe I am the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia
Chris:
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alienation
Everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Chris:
Don't want to be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
Both:
Calling out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alienation
Everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Read and Review Readers! Please take update note:
I won't be able to write on further so consider this story under hiatus FOR A LONG TIME due because I'm borrowing the laptop from my relative. I have to buy my own personal notebook to continue the fic so readers, I'm sorry if the chapter just stops from here but you can still send me reviews. Anyway thanks for those who understand my update. The story is under hiatus. I ask my co-authors to watch over my story. Co-authors, you got game in Chapter 12. Later.