Chapter 13: Expandables

Justin: Hello there, I am one of the co-authors, names Justin, in online places, its ForcedDj. Right now, I have been ask to please stop throwing rocks or shooting at your cars, and making humiliating dares for a couple of chapters to help co-author this. And before a couple of the characters think about attacking:

*activates high powered shield and barriers(biotic)*
Justin: Try it, it will reflect. Starting now.

Supernova23
I forgot to get in mine. And yes, you listed me as Archsage.
Truth:
Felecia - How's your singing career going? And does the "no clothes" thing help you in your line of work?
Iron Man - You sleep around a lot, so any kids we don't know about?
Spider-Man - Which photograph are you most proud of?
Dares:
Ryu - In your next fight, you have to win with a Shinku Hadoken. But when you use it, you have to shout "Shinku Hydro Pump!" Then, you smile at the crowd and say "IT's super-effective"
Deadpool - Enter and wil a third grade spelling bee
Zero - Profess your love for Ciel. Honestly, the four games of akward and forced flirting was a bit much.
Now that I have made Captain Canada, how will I take over the rest of the crew...

Okay, not sure how, but on to the truths, Felicia?

Felicia: Its going well, and they don't know I am not wearing any clothes.

Well, I think they will know, and to allow the *cough*pedo*cough* to answer, deactivating the destruct thing, for now. If you hit on anyone, you blow up. Answer the question.

Iron Man: Not sure, it's usually a onetime thing with the women.

Alright, question answered, reactivating the death penalty if you hit on someone. Spider?

Spider-Man: Not sure, either the Galactus photo, or MJ being rescued by Spider-man.

And those photos failed, sland...I mean libeled by your boss. Remember, its not slander, thats in verbal. Print, its libel.

Dare time:

Okay, Ryu, you have to defeat someone using Shinku Hadouken, but say Hydro-Pump instead of hadouken. If you win, I think you say its super effective.

Ryu: okay then.
*fight ends with a random fighter*
Ryu: SHINKU-HYDRO PUMP. *Uppercuts him and several geysers hits on the falling random fighter and Ryu gave thumbs up* Its super effective!

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Okay, Deadpool, enter a spelling bee(3rd grade) and win. I bet if you lost, you would get penalized. Good luck.

Deadpool: Ha, I don't need luck, I can easily beat this.

While the spelling bee is going on...

Annoucner: Spell Octagon.

Deadpool: OCTAGON? YOU MEAN SOME NUMBER SHAPE THINGY?

Announcer: No Mr. Wilson I'm asking you to –

Deadpool: I DRAW AN OCTAGON!

Announcer: *Facepalm* Mr. Wilson this is a spelling bee not a drawing contest. Please spell Octagon.

Red: Penalized! You know any penalty?

Justin: Hmm, I don't know.

Red: I know, give him a tape recorded and let him listen to his own favourite word; "Chimachangas!"

Justin: That doesn't look like much a penalty for him.

Red: Okay, how about this? *Shows the Barney films*

Justin: The pedo...

Red: You bet. His brain can't take anything from that guy.

Later...

Deadpool: NO! NO! NO!

Red: Yes. Watch Barney or FANPIT! *Restrains him in a strait jacket and turns on the TV with the Barney Show*

Deadpool: MY EYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

Red: There and done. Now to Zero, *Points a ray gun to him*

Zero: Whoa! Is there I should do? Come on you should have told me!

Justin: Confess your love to Ciel.

Zero: CIEL? I really like Iris! Seriously! It's my other 'me' who never talks to her.

Red: Yeah, now you're gonna be like the other you. *Shoots him and turns him into MMZ Zero*

Zero: Aw WTF!

Red: Get moving arse-head. Or ELSE!

Zero: WAH! *Gets pushed by Hulk toward the teleporter and warps into the Resistance Base* Damn it Red, first Bass, then my hair now Ciel? *Scratches his head*

Ciel: Zero? You're here?

Zero: Hey, wait a second Ciel!

Ciel: What?

Zero: *Blushes* Do you like me?

Ciel: Yes I DO! *Pounces on him*

Zero: GAK!

Everyone (Except Red): Aww...

Red: Iris is going to kill him...

Justin: How'dya come out?

Red: Good point. I'm anywhere but I'm gonna keep watching since I'm the real author here. Alrighty readers, you better read this:

Folks! I'm stuck until Chapter 13 in this story. I fill in the reviews as fast as possible. For now THIS IS THE REAL HIATUS. No joke. Co-Authors, you know what to do. While I'm under hiatus, the co-authors takes the job while I'm watching them over. I told them They'll work until twentieth chapter which is their own filler chapter. After the filler chapter, We'll plan the new co-authors with us. So, we're dead end in this part. For now.

Ya hear it? Alright. Thanks,

Justin: Read and Review Readers!

Deadpool: !

Captain Canada: THE DAMN PEDO-SAUR!