Justin: Well, back to another t/d job. Also, I recorded something horrible, if anyone screws up and gets penalized, well, you will get a very horrible penalty, maybe.
Red: Dude, you're not alone in this job.
Justin: Why?
Red: TVG here's he's in his Dark Sith form.
TVG: Hello guys.
Red: Hiya pops, both of you dudes will be playing a song in the end of this chapter. Both of you decide a decent song for this.
Justin: Anyways, now we move on to;
TVG: Reviews.
JurgenZero2034:
Well, I got a few truths and dares for the characters.
Truths:
Dante - Do you personally think Nero deserves a chance to be in the next Marvel vs. Capcom game?
Super-Skrull: Which music do you prefer?
X-23: How do you respond to all the shipping fics of you and Dante? *shows a shipping fic*
Dares:
Dormammu - You have been scarred, already? Well, time to scar you more.
Listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" with a smile on your face.
Taskmaster: You're up, man. You have the power to copy skills, right? Well, I dare you to challenge Dante to a rock-off.
The Song: "Blinded By Chains" by Avenged Sevenfold.
Vergil - I dare you to fight Shadow the Hedgehog in an all-out brawl.
Justin: Okay, first off are the truths. What do you think?
Dante: Sure, that way, I can beat the living hell out of him. Plus, who can possibly pair with the Kid?
Red: Ghost Rider maybe,
TVG: That's Dante's ending character. He breaks the fourth wall joke IN his ending.
Dante: What? I like it, especially Snake.
Justin: Snake?
Red: He's referring Solid Snake the protagonist in Metal Gear Solid franchise.
Justin: MvC3, the only game where you can see Morrigan and Ammy beat up other characters, like Iron Man, or Tron, or Sentinel. Skrull?
Super-Skrull: I do not prefer any music that is not part of the Skrull Empire.
*plays a song from their empire, it was horrible*
Red: *Passes the earplugs to TVC* SOMEONE STOP THAT MUSIC!
Justin: That's it; let me move this cd player outside.
*moves it outside, and uses an Ion Cannon on it*
Justin: Well, it's gone, Laur... I mean X-23?
X-23: What, what is wrong with these people? How can you do this to me?
Dante: HEY! WTF is with those shipping pairs with me and her?
X-23: *Blushes* Dante…
Red: I smell mushiness.
Justin: Well, a better option would be...never mind, I can't say it when X-23 is here. If she left, I can say it because it involves Morrigan. And now for the dares; Dorm, listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" while smiling.
Dormammu: NO!
Justin: Want a penalty? If so, I can easily give you the penal...
Dormammu: FINE!
Red: *Snickers* I had something better.
TVG: What?
Red: *Points to Doom who has the recorder* that song is the parody of Rebecca Black's Friday. It's called Doomsday.
Doom: I LOVE THIS SONG! *Sings*
It's doomsday, doomsday
Gotta get dead on doomsday
Everybody's looking forward to the rapture, rapture
Doomsday, doomsday
Getting dead on doomsday
Everybody's looking forward to the rapture, rapture
Apocalypse, apocalypse (*Insert screaming people sound*)
Apocalypse, apocalypse (*Insert screaming people sound*)
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Looking forward to the rapture
Red: And now Dorammu, SING IT DAMMIT! *Raises a Contact Beam charged*
Chris: Hey! Is that a Contact Beam?
Red: Anything to shut your Dead Space fan boy Chris, YES.
Dorammu: Can I have at LEAST the microphone?
Red: Put this botox on your face. I can tell you won't smile.
*Dante and Deadpool are getting their cameras. Trish and Chun-Li are giggling*
TVG: You're planning to use botox?
Red: If he can't smile at all, I'm gonna do so.
Justin: Maybe I'll record this. *Gets a video camera*
TVG: *Passes the mic to Dorammu*
Dorammu:
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Red: Anyone recorded it?
*Everyone INCLUDING Wesker recorded that*
Red: Good, Justin uploads to YouTube.
Justin: Without a doubt Red.
TVC: Can't wait how many views.
Later
Red: Wow, THIS IS EPIC!
Justin: Dorammu singing with a SMILE on his face got 20,000,000 Views!
TVG: 50,000 people who watched this has their minds got scarred watching him singing the worst song.
Justin: Task, challenge Dante to a rockoff, song is Blinded By Chains, loser gets a penalty decided on by Red or TVG, or the winner. And Vergil, go against Shadow(hedgehog) in a brawl, if you lose, you get penalized.
Taskmaster: Oh, it's on man! *Gets an electric guitar*
Dante: Welcome to my world of rock and roll skull-face! *Gets the black electric guitar*
Vergil: This should be fun. *Readies his Yamato*
Shadow: You're on Spikey!
Red: Let the war of two dares begin!
*Song play: Blinded In Chains*
*Guitar Solo*
Red: My word, it kills sometimes to watch Dante killing anyone in rock music contest
And we're at it again, I turn around another fucking war, man
I don't know where to begin, but I'll start with the radical leaders
Their steps we're followin'
Running, don't go back and fight, too many you'll lose
(And as clowns you follow suit behind the blood
Between the red and white and blue
But it's too deep for you to see
And everyone eventually will take the step
Cause it's in sight you take the left I'll take the right
I feel the hate you've built for me and I say pay attention baby)
As they thank the Lord, the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease
But it wasn't a sin, a sorry life judging every action
And as they're feeding your mind with this shit
You forget how to speak, how to ask all the questions
The business at hand tonight, make the people choose
(I see another side in you but there's not much more I can do
From on the outside looking in your government is listenin'
To push you on the story of immortal father mortal son
Give them your mind and all your wealth the cycle will rebirth itself)
If they had it their way I'd burn in hell
And your future's a fuckin' disaster, can't you see?
Give them all the power and your future's in desperate trouble baby
As they thank the Lord, the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease
I'd run away tonight with my mind still intact you gotta make it alright
Easier said than done with no place to hide and having no place to...
Running away from condition, I see you but you're running away from
Your scared seductive system
Red: Is your ears bleeding?
TVG: No.
Justin: I'm still good.
Most would claim I live a lie (I live a lie)
When pointing out it's easy to predict these things (Predict these things)
Every color has its side (I have my side)
They live together vote and most embrace these same dark times
Please help us, please save us
Of course they have control we're all the same
Up on the cross, crucified their problem drove the nail and let Him rot
Family and friends, it won't matter in the end I'm sure they'll understand
Now look at the world and see how the humans bleed
As I sit up here and wonder bout how you sold your mind, body and soul
Looking at the fields so green, I know this sounds obscene
I see you're living for tomorrow but decisions you have made will leave you empty
*Guitar Solo Dante takes the lead while Taskmaster is trying to catch up but his mimic skills is falling behind*
As they thank the Lord the blind can't see
Like a plague fed to the brain deadly disease
I'd run away tonight with my mind still intact I've gotta make it alright
Easier said than done with no place to hide and having no place to run
You've fallen asleep in denial
Look at the way we're dying
How it ends I'll never know
Just live your life blind like me
Justin: Morrigan, you have anything else to...
*Sound of blast coming over Vergil and Shadow's fight*
Red: Can you guess the winner?
TVG: Who?
Justin: I dunno.
*Spotlight shows Vergil standing on*
The three of us: Vergil Sparda.
Justin: What happen to Dante and Taskmaster?
*Scene shifts Dante still standing up while Taskmaster is lying down with his wrist which is hurting him*
TVG: You know the drawback of Taskmaster's power right?
Red: Yeah, he suffers strains after anything that is beyond his limits.
Justin: So I take it he's taking the penalty?
Red: 'Course. I know just the thing. *Gets Taskmaster up*
Task: Aw crap my wrist it's really burning me.
Red: Yeah, you're dead. To the FINAL COUNTDOWN!
*Cue Music: 'Final Countdown'*
Task: That? Heh, you're too cheap.
Justin: Big time WRONG Task. This one, you're forced to listen the crappy singing versions done in Saint's Row.
Red: By crappy he means the awfully worst one and it bleeds our ears. TVG?
TVG: *Restrains him in an unbreakable chair*
Red: HD TV and the damned video. *Gets the video*
TVG: I got the TV. *Uses the force and lifts the TV and places it toward Task*
Justin: You forgot the DVD player Red. *Puts the DVD player next to the TV*
Red: Thanks, Just. Now Task, listen and BLEED your ears with this. Gentlemen, put on your earplugs 'cause the music is going to pierce our brain.
Justin: So what do we do now?
Red: Well, I told you guys to pick a song because the three of us will be playing once our own pick. So, bright ideas?
TVG: Penalties?
Justin: We did it to Taskmaster so let's go to the other review now.
Red: We have? Wow, this one's from the usual reviewer.
archsage328
I'd say why it took me so long to come up with something, but i know that that would just bore everyone here, so onto business!
Truth
Servbots: How does Tron Bonne reward you guys for a job well done?
Iron Man: Has anyone ever accused you of ripping off their costume design?
Dares
Dante: Beat up Envy, and make it painful!
Deadpool: Rock out to your own theme song from the game!
That's all for now, folks!
TVG:Archsage328 thank you for all the reviews you rock dude. now it's time for the truths. Servbots how do you get rewarded for a job well done?
Servbots: she gives us four percent of the treasure
TVG:Really four percent don't you usually loot thousands.
Red: Yeah, you get to be blasted, devastated well you know what I mean.
Tron: no we don't we only loot in the hundreds
TVG: If you say so *cough* slave driver *cough*
Tron: what was that?
TVG: Nothing anyway next truth Iron-man has anyone ever accused you of stealing their costume design
Iron-man: Nope
Captain Canada: GRILLED SYRUPS!
Red: Random Tourette outburst.
Doctor Doom: Liar he stole my design and changed it so it looks different
TVG: Sounds like your pedo and a liar
Iron-man: im not a pedo *fires repulser blast*
*deflects blast back at Iron-man with lightsaber* im a sith remember
Iron-man: I didn't know you could deflect my repulser blasts *passes out*
TVG: Alright next are the dares Dante your up beat up envy and make it incredibly pain full
Justin: Go raise hell.
Dante: got it
Envy: like you could hurt me
Dante: we'll see about that *pulls out his sword and does stinger move*
Envy: that all you got
Dante: just getting warmed up *pulls out pistols and does super combo*
Envy: ahhhhhhhhhh
Dante: not done yet *pulls out guitar and does jam session disintegrating Envy's body*
Envy: ahhhhhhhhhh *body starts to regenerate from severed head* i…. hate…you *passes out*
Red: Or in Mortal Kombat: 'FATALITY'
Justin: Okay a little overkill but you did the dare exactly like you were supposed to so your off the hook Deadpool you're on the chopping block now you have to rock out to your own theme song from the game
Deadpool: Awesome *pulls out bagpipes and plays theme from the game*
You have to rock out to it
Deadpool: ok *plays heavy metal version of theme from game on bagpipes*
Red: *Puts on the earplugs* Now NEXT REQUEST!
Justin: Did you guys forget me?
Red: Nope.
Riley-Ironstand
OMG I love reading your story I read it every day, anyway dare TIME!
Truth
Dante: Out of all the weapons in the Devil May Cry series what is your favorite?
Chris: What was your reaction when capcom said that you were in MVC3?
Zero: If you can take any one of the girls from Darkstalkers out on a date, who would you pick and why?
Dares
Deadpool and VJ: See who can eat the most hotdogs in two mins.
Ironman: try to go a week without hitting on any girls.
That is all great story, keep up the great work
Red: Some fan. Anyways, Dante?
Dante: Maybe my classics. Sword and gun.
Justin: Uh, aside from that.
Dante: Maybe the Sparda.
Trish: You mean the sword you gave to me?
Dante: Yeah but I'd be fair by giving my weapon to a friend.
TVG: Chris?
Chris: When I heard about being in to the roster, all I can say is *facepalm*.
TVG: Because Jill is there?
Justin: And Wesker?
Chris: Yeah. Just my greatest luck ever.
Red: He has some crush with Jill. I vote her brunette looks rather than her blonde appearance. Zero?
Zero: Hard. I can't decide. Please, no zapping me TVG.
Red: We'll spare him for now. You heard him.
Zero: Well, maybe Morrigan.
Red: I don't believe it Zero, you like dating older women?
Zero: NOT THAT! Maybe Lilith.
Morrigan: Grrr….
TVG: Sorry Morrigan.
Red: Hey at least Justin can have a date with you.
Justin: HEY!
Red: Well, Reason?
Zero: Well, she's sorta around the age of my dead girlfriend.
Red: Iris.
Zero: STOP SAYING HER NAME!
TVG: Okay drill time, VJ and Deadpool hotdog eating time for the two of you.
VJ and Deadpool: ALRIGHT! OUR FAVES! *High fives each other*
Justin: One question, how are you gonna eat with your mask on Deadpool?
Red: Yeah, especially you have a bad cancer.
Deadpool: Okay people, STOP ASKING ME WITH THE MASK PEOPLE! I can eat with my mask on. I got replacements for it. Now just make an opening for my mouth and *makes an opening on his mouth part on his mask* DONE!
Captain Canada: This should be fun watching like my hockey match!
Red: *Pulls over with a cartel full of hotdogs and begins to talk like Dr. Weird* Gentlemen! I bring you MORE HOTDOGS!
TVG: You had to do that?
Justin: Okay on your mark get set, DIG! *Shoots a pistol*
*VJ and Deadpool digs in like hell and they were so fast eating them until*
VJ: *Groans* One more.
Deadpool: *Groans* Hotdog *Reaches for it*
VJ: Slow MO! *Slows down Deadpool and tries to get the last hotdog* Mine!
Deadpool: No friggin' way! *Snags the hotdog and bites the half of it*
VJ: Oh yeah! *Bites the half*
TVG: So it's a tie.
Justin: No-holding back.
Red: Yeah, TVG you hold my special button.
TVG: Is this for something special? *Presses it*
Iron Man: DA- *KABOOM!*
Justin: So that's what it does.
TVG: Tony no hitting on girls or else. *Prepares his light sabers*
Iron Man: Anything PLEASE!
Red: Good, I would have unleashed some Aragami for him to dealt on.
Ryu: Aragami? Aren't those like god-like monsters?
TVG: Aragami?
Dante: Ryu and I played the God Eater Burst. It's like Monster Hunter in the futuristic edge.
Chun-Li: Sure it was more fun than the Monster Hunter type.
Red: Okay, last request.
SuperNova23
Geez, I need to get on this.
Truth:
Zero: Why do you look kind of like a girl robot?
Tron: What is your opinion on Megaman Battle Network/Star Force?
Dare:
Ryu, Chun-Li and Deadpool: Watch the street Fighter movie and give your opinion
Magneto: Go talk to your fangirls about your new level of badass from the new X-Men movie.
Justin: Truth Zero?
Zero: Don't ask. Usually I hate it when some people don't really get me I'm a boy.
TVG: Tron?
Tron: Well, they have big difference with Volnutt. I can even tell, Netto is like Subaru.
Red: Translation: Netto = Lan and Subaru = Geo.
Justin: Dare time. Ryu, Chun Li,
and Deadpool watch the Street Fighter flicks.
Deadpool: Sure. I need something to watch after the hotdog eating.
Ryu: Street Fighter movies? I never heard of those. Was am I good in there?
Chun-Li: Ryu, you never knew them since you're away from the modern world like a lot.
*They all watch the movies*
Red: There's one SF flicks featuring Chun-Li right?
Justin: Yeah.
TVG: Magneto go to your fans and tell them about your badass looks in X-Men First Class.
Magneto: Ah! I always wish to be young.
Red: THEN IT IS ANSWERED! *Fires a shot making Magneto look younger*
Storm: I cannot say, Erik look decent when he is young.
Magneto: I'm flattered Ms. Oro. Now if you excuse me.
Red: Well this is the end. Okay as we planned. *Hears a Saint's Row's Final Countdown* Damn it! *Kicks the cassete player to Iron Man*
Justin: EYE OF THE TIGER!
TVG: We want Skrull as the vocals.
Red: Alright. Bass, Me. Guitars, Justin and Drums, TVG.
Justin: And Skrulls the vocal. *Throws Skrull toward Red*
Red: Dead news for you. Sing the Eye of the Tiger.
Skrull: DAMMIT! *Swipes the mic*
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger
It`s the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
with the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds till we take to the streets
For the kill, with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It`s the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
with the eye of the tiger
Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
All the three of us: Okay folks read and review!