~Upper Michigan:Wisconsin, give me my fudge* back!

...Anyway... Hi mom. I see the Head Troll** is being her usual self... at
least she hasn't tried to teach you guys to play hockey yet.

* - Fudge is the greatest export of the Upper Peninsula, for some reason.

** - Up here, "troll" is a nickname for anyone who lives south of the Mackinac
Bridge. This applies to the entire Lower Peninsula.~

Dear Upper Michigan,

Hello dear, Yes I suppose that is a good thing...Is she normally like this?

Much love,

Native America