Red: Ladies and gentlemen –
Justin: Ehh, you would more like to say reader's boy or girl?
Red: Okay then *coughs up a little* Readers of all ages and all genders! Welcome to another chapter of,
TVG: Marvel VS Capcom 3 Truth and Dare series!
Red: So, let's not get embarrassed. Here's my pick from the box.
TVG: When do we have a box?
Red: Right I move it out from the backstage since Frank West is watching me. Anyways, here is the review, coming first from this guy.
ModelAwesome
Heh, this is pretty funny. I guess I'll give it a shot.
Dares:
Wesker-Do the truffle shuffle.
Zero-Get most of the Marvel and Capcom females in a big room and start singing In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins.
Deadpool-Beat Ninja Gaiden on Xbox, or Ninja Gaiden Black on Xbox, or Ninja Gaiden Sigma on PS3. Whatever. Same game.
Super Skrull-Rob a bank and yell "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" as loud as you can.
Whoever doesn't like him, I read so many meme.
Chris: Meme?
Chun-Li: Some word that can be virally spread.
Red: Okay, Deadpool you play Ninja Gaiden and finish it. I don't care how long you have to finish it.
Deadpool: NINJA GAIDEN? SWEET! CAN I BE THE GUEST OF THAT GAME?
Red: Frankly no, go play it Merc.
Deadpool: Shucks *Plays the Ninja Gaiden Sigma on the PS3*
TVG: Skrull, you rob a bank and yell this meme: *gives him the meme*
Super-Skrull: *Reads it* All you base are belong to us? Huh, maybe that can be my war cry for My Skrull Empire.
*Scene shifts Skrull gets out of the bank with money bag on his left hand*
Worthless humans! I, Super Skrull, have one thing to say you worms! *Shouts* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! *Awkward silence, some muffled laughter, other look at each other* WHAT IS DAMN FUNNY ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID? *Turns his right hand into The Thing's huge arm*
TVG: Guess, you can't rule with an iron fist.
Red: Speaking of Iron Fist, I can call Iron Fist as our Captain Falcon.
Justin: Is it because he looks like Captain Falcon?
Red: Just resemblance, see the mask and the glove and boots he wears? Its kinda correlates to Captain Falcon, bringer of Falcon Punch and Falcon Kick that knock many victims to history.
Dante: And I know how I feel getting punched by him was like a hell truck.
Red: Ragna The Bloodedge.
Dante: Huh?
Red: Nothing, Zero you're on.
Zero: Me? Picking on all girls? *All Marvel and Capcom girls/ladies staring at him* you got to give me the worst dare ever.
Red: Don't blame me, blame the reviewer.
Zero: *Shrugs* Fine.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
And I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord
Well I remember, I remember, don't worry, how could I ever forget
It's the first time and the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me
Because the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
Some stranger to you and me
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air, I can feel it coming in the air
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, my life
I can feel it coming in the air, I can feel it coming in the air
I've been waiting for this moment all my li-i-i-i-i-ife
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, my life
*The outcome: Zero is severely punched to oblivion by all girls especially Tron.*
Red: All's that now for something deadly for Wesker.
Wesker: Not those damn dance again.
Red: Oh yes it is, you got to do the truffle shuffle.
Wesker: Truffle shuffle?
*Some Marvel characters facepalm like Spiderman, Wolverine, Taskmaster, Laura(X-23) and Cyclops*
Red: Very funny one especially if you're fat.
Wesker: I AM NOT FAT! *Strangles Red*
Chris: *Points the gun to Wesker* Put Red down Wesker!
Wesker: What makes you say that?
Red: 'Cause I do this to haters. *Grabs on his arm and kicks him on the head causing to lose his shades*
Chris: Red, you ok?
Red: Either I'm gonna go get the Caramelldansen OR I'll do the Caramelldansen.
Chris: Are you nuts? You do the Caramelldansen?
Wesker: Eurrgh! *Gets down on the ground and begins to pound it.*
Chris: Oops, Red you said it again.
Red: Um okay Chris say, how long will he be like that?
Chris: Depends, how long will he get with that hangover.
TVG: So Truffle Shuffle is cancelled.
Hulk: ME DO TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
Red: Carry on then.
Hulk: HULK LOVE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! *Does the truffle shuffle until wall breaks down*
Red: Uh, can you break it? I'll need to repair it.
Hulk: HULK HAPPY NOW. HULK DONE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.
*Some others laughing*
TVG: Anyways, next request!
Archsage:
ultimate's coming later this year, which means plenty more ideas for driving everyone crazy!
Truth
Deadpool (or whoever can answer this question): Who's stupider and/or crazier? You or Michael J. Caboose?
Lilith: I read somewhere that originally you were gonna be part angel. What's your opinion on that?
Dares
Shuma-Gorath: You and M.O.D.O.K. are performing I am the best by church and the elites.
Tron: Not only have they cancelled Megaman Legends 3, they appear to be trying to kill off Megaman! Encourage more people to help save Megaman Legends 3 by joining the facebook group! Save Megaman!
Dante: Have a gunfight with Vash the Stampede!
Dr. Strange: Turn the moon into cheese.
I'm starting to wonder if it was a bad idea showing Capt. America Hetalia. Ah, doesn't matter! Um...is Deadpool gonna be mad at me for stealing his line?
Justin: Well, welcome back, and wait, is Tron still saying no? Damn.
Red: Hey readers, try putting him on a date with Morrigan.
Justin: HEY! *Smacks Red's head*
Deadpool: Who's that?
Justin: A moron, actually, the most stupidest person in the history of well, everything. Besides another person who drives an older person in their head crazy.
Red: When it comes to dumbness, you have inspiration from him.
Deadpool: Who's the cawhatever the name is?
Justin: I think you are proving who is more stupider. Thanks. Lilith?
Lilith: Conflicted. On one hand, it would be better, since I am more good than Morrigan. On the other hand, its better being a...
Justin: Okay, me thinks we know your answer.
Dante: Pleaase, it's dangerous if Bay- oops not gonna say it.
Justin: Hmm, hang on, stop saying no Tron. on to the dares.
Red: Now's she on her laptop and her Facebook. Got to add her.
Justin: Alright, shuma, modok, perform a song, so do that right now or get a penalty.
Shuma/Modok: Okay
*Scene shifts as a Portal 2 robots watches them dancing*
Red: I know it's X-Over and that was funny substitute.
Justin: Tron, try to save your favorite person, before Capcom kills him. Have fun.
Tron: Fine.
Justin: Okay, you, have a firefight with someone who is apparently having a nickname about a stampede, and Strange, change the moon into cheese. If both of you fail, you know what happens.
Red: VASH the Stampede. He's the infamous guy with a million bucks of money enough to buy a land.
*after a while*
Justin: Well, I'll be damned and shot in the arm, the moon changed into cheese, and it screwed up the tidal waves. And the gunfight ended, the amount of bullets shot and hit from each person is:
Red: Turn on the news TVG.
*TV Show news report shows the water's movement*
TV News Anchor: It's true! The moon turned into cheese and some experts have discovered Were-Rats. The only way to eliminate such abomination is to kill with silver no! Golden bullets!
Dante: Vash was sorta like me, and we scored like hell. *Shows a picket fence sign with their scores*
DANTE: 99,999,999,999
VASH: 99,999,999,999
These men have no scratches on each other.
Justin: They fired a lot of bullets, enough to fund everything in every western country, Japan, and can kill every terrorist, and none of them hit. Okay, next review.
BrokenLambda
Truth
Vergil - Do you honestly respect Dante?
Firebrand - Are you a fan of Lady Gaga? Cause you said "Gaga" once... if my memory is correct.
Rocket Raccoon - Have you ever been kidnapped because you're ADORABLE?
Dare *I love this part*
Zero - Break through a wall in Deadpool's house and go, "MISTER WILSON! IT IS I; ZERO PATEL! CONSIDER OUR FIGHT BEGUN!"
Wesker - Go up to Morrigan and sing the "You Have AIDs" song.
Strider - I hear you're pretty fast... so my dare is... *fills the screen with swords, all pointed at you* Try and dodge this.
Red: Hitsure? (Ready?)
Justin: Well, do you honestly...
Vergil: No
Justin: That was quick. Fir...
Firebrand: Okay, she is a good artist, who else agrees?
Red: Wow, Fire you got the translator already.
Firebrand: Well, I hate when they think of me being Lady Gaga's fan. Seriously, I don't know her.
Justin: ...RR?
RR: Not sure
*a montage of how many times RR was kidnapped, by pedos, sickos, crazy people, and Capcom*
Justin: Okay, you heard what Lambda said, do those things or deal with a penalty.
Zero: NO, NEVER.
Justin: Okay, thanks for telling me this. *shows a really humiliating video of the person refusing the dare*
Deadpool: I was hoping you can bust me buddy.
Zero: Okay, fine, I will do that so called stupid thing.
Justin: Too late. Wait, hold on.
*Justin moves out of the way and opens an incinerator, which burns Wesker for singing to Morrigan*
Justin: Morrigan must have been angry.
TVG: It's a fact she's a succubus and they're like that.
Red: Moar? Next!
I wonder how long will this continue?
JurgenZero
I wonder how long will this continue?
ON TO THE NEW SET OF TRUTHS AND DARES!
Truths:
Vergil - Are you the father of Nero? I mean, he's pretty much a rebellious brat who prefers being human and screwing his human girlfriend.
Dr. Strange - What do you think of the Harry Potter series as a whole?
Firebrand - Imma downloading PINGAS into your computer. What do you do?
Amaterasu - Do you get hugged a lot by people?
Dares:
Zero - Who do you choose? Layer or Iris?
MODOK - Go troll the Spoony One in real life.
Dr. Doom - I want you to take over and make it funny!
Rocket Raccoon - I dare you to be cute and lovable in front of fangirls despite wanting to pull the trigger.
Nemesis - I dare you to work at Wendy's for one year.
Red: My turn! *Shows out as Hazama from Blazblue*
Magneto: Aren't you the troller Trollzama?
Red: Just cosplaying. Anyways, Vergil?
*Hears sounds of sword evaded by Strider Hiryu*
Hiryu: Request done. What else?
Red: Rest and be ready for anything Hiryu.
Vergil: I have no idea at all and that's just a fan-made idea that I was the father of the son I don't know anything about that person.
TVG: Doctor Strange? How's the HP books?
Dr Strange: Well, yes it could be an interesting try to use the spells.
Ghost Rider: You do know you're calling out demons in your spells Strange.
Dr. Strange: Yes I have control them with my magic.
Ghost Rider: Better not summon anything you can't control on.
Justin: Firebrand?
Firebrand: Heh, I deleted them.
Red: What for?
Firebrand: They're wasting my time. Cool story bro.
Red: Dare tiiime! Zero who do you gonna date?
Zero: Uuuuh, *scene shift with Layer blushing and Iris staring at him dead on his eyes* I…I can't decide!
Red: Why? You're unaffected by Layer except Iris.
Zero: Well…..I….. *Stammers*
Red: Come on….
Zero: Fine! I…I…I choose….. Iris.
*Spotlight shines over her and Layer cries out*
Zero: I'm sorry Layer. Iris is obsessed with me. GAH! *Gets smooched by Iris*
TVG: Ama, do you get hugged a lot?
Issun: Yeah she does, she's the sun god right? Everyone in Nippon village loves the sun god!
Red: MODOK, troll Spoony One.
MODOK: You mean the geek from Youtube?
Red: Yeah.
MODOK: Well, I'll do it. *Goes outside and trolls his statement*
Red: Nemesis, work in the Wendy's Restaurant. I dunno where to put you.
Nemesis: …. *Works on the drive thru*
Guy: Hey why aren't yo- OH MY! NEMESIS IS HERE! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
TVG: Where's Rocket Raccoon?
Red: Getting hugged all over. Gentlemen, next reviews:
Blackout01
Dare
Spiderman: Grab Daily Bugle newspaper and place Felicia on you lap and rub her belly. the trick is to not get the newspaper ripped to shreds.
Thor: Let deadpool use your hammer (yes deadpol can pick it up cause this is a fanfic)and stand by and do nothing as he has fun.
Red: Looks easy to me. Spiderman?
Spiderman: *Looks completely shredded* Does it look okay to you?
Red: Yep, Thor kiss your hammer goodbye.
Thor: Why? Of all in Asgard, why the insane?
Deadpool: WOOT! YEAH! *Zaps by the thunder* My bad!
TVG: Would that be backfire effect of Thor's greatest hammer?
Red: I think so. Next reviews:
D' Electrosphere
Well, being a fanatic to ToDs, I've got some Truths for:
Magneto: How did it feel like merging with Charles' psyche and eventually transformed into Onslaught?
Strider: (I know he's not a man of words but...) How does it feel when Capcom is going to bring you back in UMvC3?
Dares:
Deadpool: Rap battle with...Charlie Sheen.
Chris: Sing "Crazy for you" By Madonna IN FRONT OF JILL.
Akuma: Fight on a 5-on-1 handicap against...the author's choice since 1.) Because I have forgotten if using other characters from other games is legal and 2.) No more Ideas.
And I taketh this is my first in giving out here.
Red: Okay so Onslaught was a mix?
Magneto: Of course, that I can harness full carnage to all humans who cannot accept mutants.
TVG: Strider, how do you feel being once more in 3?
Strider: …Interesting. I can see new faces and similar old faces.
Justin: Dare time. Deadpool..
*Red snags the hammer back to Thor*
Thor: MY PRECIOUS HAMMER!
Deadpool: Hey!
Red: Rap battle with Charlie Sheen!
Deadpool: Oooh, who's that guy?
Red: Figures, go and see for yourself and for the meantime, Chris get ready to lose balls once more.
Chris: Uuuh, why?
TVG: Sing "Crazy For You" by Madonna right in front of Jill.
Justin: Minus one here!
Chris: *Looks pale and almost look as if he's gonna throw up*
*All Capcom characters are cheering on Chris except Wesker, Strider and Vergil*
Chris: Okay.. I'll try *gets the mic and stands up in front of Jill*
Swaying room as the music starts
Strangers making the most of the dark
Two by two their bodies become one
I see you through the smokey air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare
You're so close but still a world away
What I'm dying to say, is that
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
Trying hard to control my heart
I walk over to where you are
Eye to eye we need no words at all
Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
Soon we two are standing still in time
If you read my mind, you'll see
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
You'll feel it in my kiss because
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
Its all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
im crazy for you,
Crazy for you
Crazy for you
Crazy for you
its all brand new, im crazy for you
and you know its true, im crazy, crazy for you
its all brand new, im crazy for you
and you know its true, yeah, Im crazy for you
Crazy for you baby
I'm crazy for you
Red: Wow Chris, you're the man.
*Jill kisses Chris and he passed out and everyone cheered except the same guys above*
Dante: I give thumbs up
*Meanwhile Deadpool is back with a large grin on his face*
Deadpool: Hey fellas, I'm back so what did I miss?
Red: How's with Charlie Sheen?
Deadpool: Sheen? I just talk my way out to death.
Spencer: The Merc with A Mouth. Nothing stops this guy.
Red: Okay, Gouki you fight 5-in-a-row enemies. Here's my master list:
Minato Arisato with Messiah (Persona 3)
Souji Seta with Izanagi-no-Okami (Persona 4)
Squall Lionheart (Dissidia Duodecim 012, FFVIII)
Captain Falcon
Chuck Norris
Akuma: Chuck Norris?
Red: Can't defeat him?
Akuma: I heard him. He is a god.
Red: Suck it up, you're gonna deal him.
Akuma: …. *Vanish in black thin air*
Wesker: Let me guess, the demon-god is off facing your men?
Red: 'Course. I'll read the reviews.
Twister the Fox
Okay this may be my first review/rquest for this but here goes
Truths
Strider: do you think doctor doom is a good partner, and why?
Wesker: do you think of nemesis like a son?
Dares
Phoenix Wright: convict amaterasu of a crime
hope you appreciate this try. ^^;
Red: I'll do it quick. Hiryu?
Strider Hiryu: ….
Doom: ….
TVG: Did they go well with each other?
Red: Can't say for them.
Justin: Wesker?
Wesker: It would be better than Sergei's TALOS.
Red: You mean Sergei's bodyguards with visors?
Wesker: I had encounter more than once with those failed experiments of Vladimir.
Red: Dare time, Phoenix do your stuff to Ama.
Phoenix: *Points his finger* OBJEC-
*Gets his finger bitten by Ama*
Phoenix: YOW!
Red: Ahahaha, okay last review and this one came from a sick reviewer.
TVG: Sick reviewer?
Red: By this last chapter it is filler. Wait until I'll declare ok to go.
Anime-heroine
Damn, loving the truth of dares right now. (Read up to 2 chapters, haha.)
Let's see...
Viewtiful Joe: As a follow-up to your burger contest, let's see how you stack up to Maya Fey.
Dante: Leave him in a soundproof, indestructible dome/room/thing with all the girls of MVC3. ("How come I never meet any nice girls?") OR Have Dante in a soundproof, Indestructible dome/room/thing with our other favorite gun-using and scary red-coat, Vincent Valentine.
All the MVC3 girls: See how long it takes to start attacking Dante if using this dare.
Deadpool: Meet the "amazing White Rose of Wutai," Yuffie Kisaragi and one of my favorite Street Fighters, Ibuki. (This is trouble waiting to happen.)
Phoenix Wright: When "Truths" are being done, he's their defense attorney.
Ryu: Trade personalities with Ken for a day.
X-23: Impale Dante on your claws. (Taken literally or...otherwise... No Futa...ew.) Mmhm. X-23 and Dante. (I ship them, don't hate!)
Hmm, I suppose my sick mind will have to wait to play another day. (I don't have my sick mind turned on yet.)
Update soon!
~anime-heroine
*Strider looks surprised about hearing the word Vincent Valentine*
Red: Hm?
Strider: Vincent. He's the infamous person I know. He's unstoppable.
Dante: I'll take that!
*Everyone stared at his declaration*
Justin: Are you nuts taking out a vampire-ninja?
Dante: What else? Any vampire better to fight rather than 'Edward Cullen'.
*Wesker, Chris, Zero, Skrull and Dorammu stands up*
The 5 dudes: EDWARD CULLEN? HE MUST DIE!
Dante: Relax, dealing Mr. Valentine isn't gonna last a while.
*Goes to the sound-proof indestructible dome*
Vincent: ...Glad you came in. Why did you pick dealing me instead with all the girls?
Dante: No clue to tell honestly but you're awesome guy I can tell. So, you know what is it right?
Vincent: *Raises Death Penalty* ..Yes.
Red: Deadpool, find Yuffie and say hi to her and Ibuki.
Deadpool: Are they girls?
Red: Yes. Be on guard Merc.
Deadpool: Alright! Look out world here comes Deadpool!
*2 Hours later*
Deadpool: I got beaten to pieces... *Passes out*
Justin: I guess the jokes are on to him.
Dante: *Comes back somehow tattered* I'm...back... *Get pounced over by X-23* HELP! HELP!
Red: You know X-23..
X-23: *Still clawing out*
Red: You do know you're laughed again in shipping?
X-23: Shipping?
Dante: Ugh, she's making us some love-pair dammit! *Pushes her out*
X-23: WHAT?
Red: Too late. Joe, you're gonna defend your title against Maya Fey.
Phoenix Wright: Maya Fey?
*Eating Contest later*
TVG: MAYA FEY WINS!
*Joe looks defeated*
Red: Ryu, switch with Ken's personalities.
Ryu: Sounds easy for me.
TVG: Wright's dare is nullified due he's the last.
Phoenix Wright: So you mean I'm in the truth.
Red: We run out of truth.
Phoenix W.: Understood.
Red: Last unchecked review.
Themudkipman
Hi. Like your truth or dare. Okay i have one dare.
Deadpool has to train pokemon then challange a random person to a battle.
Also tell him it was from themudkipman (thats me) we go waaay back
Phenox wright must go an entire court without saying objection
Ryu must sing a love song to his dear dad akuma
TVG: Where's Akuma?
Red: Bet he disappears from the face of the earth thanks to Chuck Norris.
Justin: Deadpool?
Deadpool: *Still out cold*
Red: I guess he's beaten by hell. Phoenix try to win the case without saying Objection and oh, I have an idea *Whispers to Wright*
*In the court*
Judge: Does the defendant have to say?
*Phoenix scribbles down on the white board with the text "HOLD IT!"*
Judge: Yes Mr. Wright?
Wright: Your honourable judge… *talks long period of time*
Red: End of Act 17.
TVG: No music?
Red: Nope. Just swift.