Chapter 19: Ouch
Red: So, we'll need some time and the next chapter is yours to take.
Justin: For us?
Red: Sure. Every tenth of the chapter is personal work stuff. This time, you two will write it. Oh darn it, we're back. So, you see it right? Anyways, we'll take to the main stuff of the show and Justin?
Justin: If it's my date with man-
Red: Shush! Anyways, to the first review!
Super Nova23
Alright, since it didn't happen, Deadpool is going to spend an afternoon with Sailor Moon before anything else happens! (I give him half an hour before Tuxedo Mask tries to kill him)
Truth:
Morrigan and Lillith: How does it feel sharing the same body?
Zero: How do you feel about Zombie Iris being introduced in this fic?
Dante: How much bleach did you put in your hair for your look?
Dares:
Iron Man: Perform I am Iron Man by Black Sabbath
Felicia: Baby-sit Chibiterasu (I love torturing her with canines)
Justin: So, Deadpool has to date Sailor Moon?
Deadpool: You mean some Japanese girl in a really mini-skirt outfit?
Iron Man: *Wolf-Whistles*
Chun-Li: *Smacks his head*
Deadpool: If that's the case, I'M IN PAL! I LOVE GIRLS IN MINI-SKIRTS!
Red: Oh..dear..
*Deadpool hitch the teleporter and went down to Sailor Moon*
Justin: Morrigan?
Lilith: Well, she's annoyed by me, simple as that.
Morrigan: It's like I got an unwanted child I didn't know.
Dante: *Laughs at the corner like a hyena*
Morrigan: What's so damn funny about that?
Dante: *Chuckles* let's just say... Well you know about yourself. Figure it out.
Nathan: Zero?
Zero: She's alive and two, being with her is like living with a yandere with me.
Chris: So, like a loving maniac of some sorts? Wow, talk about love management.
Red: Dante, they say you bleached your white hair. Is that true?
Dante: WHAT? I got this white hair from my old man fair and square! What do you expect?
Felicia: I don't see any others with a bleach white hair and don't do well with the ladies.
Dante: THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY? *Raises a handgun*
Felicia: I bet you're blonde.
Dante: HELL NO! *Shoots Felicia*
Red: Hey cut it Dante.
[AN: If you notice between Felicia and Dante, you know what I'm referring to]
*Suddenly Deadpool flies back*
Deadpool: I'm baaaack! *Goes unconscious*
Red: Holy crud, what they did to him?
Flashback
Deadpool: Hi I'm Deadpool. You're the famous girl right?
*Gets literally Moon-Dusted in an instant before the famous quote can be said*
Red: *Facepalm* Shouldn't done that. Iron Man, sing the song honoured to you.
Iron Man: You mean...
Red: Bingo.
Iron Man: Well, if all means let's rock.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy bullets of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
Dante: Wow, I have to admit that one scores you literally.
Chris: Like I need any rock songs now and then.
Iron Man: That's the last thing my voice can't handle on.
Nathan: Felicia, babysit Chibiterasu.
Felicia: Aww, what a nice puppy.
Chibiterasu: *Bites her nose*
Felicia: Ow! *Scratches his body*
Red: Next!
Foretoldlegends
*punches virgil in the stomach* you idiot i saw the summon sword you stole it from castlevania alucard...*rapid punches virgil to unconsciousness*
explantion:the sword card was made by dracula for his son alucard and it gave him the ability to summon a familiar *sadly demonic* sword for combat so i have to say virgil you can't get away with this
truth:
morrigan:surprisingly i was aiming to avoid actual sex going on 25 times during the seduction battle *scratches head*...did you think things went out of hand as well
dante and virgil *wakes him up on purpose*: what nice things have you done to each other at all in your childhood or closest thing to nice
dares:
Hsein-Kino:i dare you to join me in a prank...the target...lord raptor...the prank...that we need to think of a good one
Zero:use this flash gun...it'll stop the obsessiveness of Iris and Ceil hopefully
that's all for now
*Punches went flashing towards Vergil as to knock him unconscious*
Red: Damn, that's a homing fist award. Moving on, ehh Morrigan any reactions?
Morrigan: So? I have to give credit he isn't one of the amateurs and he's still too far for me. Gullible kid.
Dante: *Wakes Vergil up*: When we spent spar each other.
Vergil: And I always beat you.
Dante: And our own moment of badass.
Vergil: True... Damn human.
Hsien-Ko: I'll call a leave for now. *Leaves the place*
Red: Here's a flash gun. Stop Iris.
Zero: *Aims and flashes at Iris*
Iris: Zero, can we talk?
Zero: *Facepalm* Not working!
Justin: Next review Red.
VCProductions
OK! THIS GONNA BE FUN W
TRUTH:
Vergil: Do you like Dante like a brother?
Morrigan: Why your hair is green?
Magneto: Don't you miss Charles?
DARES:
Dante: Sing Romeo and cinderella by Hatsune miku
Deadpool: Sing with Dante
Frank: Go into the universe of Marvel Zombies and dance with the zombies Thriller :D
Strider: Kiss Doom in the lips...OR YOU GONNA BE PUNISHED
Red: *Sickening look on the face* Need to be in the bathroom.
Nathan: Why?
Red: I think I ate something while we finished the previous chapter. It's gotta be the spoiled milk. *Heads for the bathroom*
Dante: Didn't he check the expiry date on the bottle of milk? He can just make it as a cheese without the harm of constipation.
Justin: Red's gonna be in a toilet for a while. He provided another male's toilet which is just a duplicate. So, Vergil answers the question.
Vergil: Wouldn't be obvious?
Dante: Damn right you are bro.
Vergil: Shut your immature mouth Dante.
Dante: Look who's talking with a stash of MLP.
Vergil: *Sheathes out Yamato* SHUT IT!
Dante: Just move on Justin!
Justin: So, Morrigan..Why's your hair green?
Morrigan: Is it because green with envy?
Dante: Seems that way when you put to seduction test Morrigan.
Morrigan: Isn't that interesting that way?
Nathan: Dare time. Dante you sing the Romeo and Cinderella.
Dante: From Hatsune Miku? Isn't she one of the Vocaloid's icon of music? Huh, interesting.
Nathan: With Deadpool…
Deadpool: *Wakes up* So, what is it now?
Dante: Get up Wade, we're singing Japanese song that….I do not know, but the hell with it.
Deadpool: Miku Hatsune? Dude, I swear Japan's got some idea racked like wacko or so.
Dante: Shut up. *Snags a microphone*
Both D and D:
watashi no koi wo higeki no jurietto ni shinai de
koko kara tsuredashite...
sonna kibun yo
papa to mama ni oyasuminasai
seizei ii yume wo minasai
otona wa mou neru jikan yo
musekaeru muwaku no kyarameru
hajirai no suashi wo karameru
konya wa doko made ikeru no?
kamitsukanaide yasashiku shite
nigaimono wa mada kirai na no
mama no tsukuru okashi bakari tabeta sei ne
shiranai koto ga aru no naraba
shiritai to omou futsuu deshou?
zenbu misete yo
anata ni naraba misete ageru watashi no...
zutto koishikute shinderera
seifuku dake de kaketeiku wa
mahou yo jikan wo tomete yo
warui hito ni jamasarechau wa
nigedashitai no jurietto
demo sono namae de yobanai de
sou yo ne musubarenakucha ne
sou janai to tanoshikunai wa
nee watashi to ikitekureru?
watashi no kokoro sotto nozuite mimasen ka
hoshii mono dake afurekaetteimasen ka
mada betsuhara yo
motto motto gyutto tsumekonde
isso anata no ibasho made mo
uzumete shimaou ka
demo sore ja imi nai no
ookina hako yori chisana hako ni shiawase wa aru rashii
doushiyo kono mama ja watashi wa
anata ni kirawarechau wa
demo watashi yori yokubari na
papa to mama wa kyou mo kawarazu
sou yo ne sunao de ii no ne
otoshita no wa kin no ono deshita
usotsukisugita shinderera
ookami ni taberareta rashii
doushiyou kono mama ja watashi mo
itsuka wa taberarechau wa
sono mae ni tasuke ni kite ne
Everyone else: *Head tilts*
Wolverine: No idea what they were singing.
Morrigan: Not for us.
Justin: Frank you do thriller with Marvel Zombies.
Spiderman: While you're on it West, can you take picture of me in zombie? Save others too 'cause I wanna look scary when I'm zombified. Creepy and
awesome Spiderman.
Frank: Sure, after I do the thriller with the zombie Spiderman and the others possible buddy. *Jumps into the portal*
Nathan: And...Oh dear lord.
Justin: I see what you mean there.
Doom: I REFUSE TO KISS!
Strider: ...*Blank expression on his face*
Nathan: Okay, so what consequence are you gonna make then?
Doom: Doom does not follow those futile orders! No one commands Doom!
Strider: ... *Still blank*
Red: *from the bathroom* Pretty sure Strider's mind in there is already ruined. I can tell his silent-ness.
Dante: Oh no. Yaoi *faints out*
Chris: Oh please you didn't say that. *Heads for the bathroom*
Trish: Aaawww... And I thought we finally get to see that.
Morrigan: Same here.
Red: *From the bathroom pulls the lever* That's for Doom anyway!
Doom: *Falls down in a pit full of diplomatic papers and stuff* CURSE YOU RED! AND PHOENIX WRIGHHHHTTTT!
Frank: *Comes back from the portal* I'm back and Spidey, I got your order here. *Gives him the picture*
Spiderman: Wow! Not bad for my zombie self Frank. Tell me, how was I in my zombie state?
Frank: Well... You sorta work for someone or something. Kinda like that, but I didn't dance the Thriller actually.
Nathan: So what did you dance anyway?
Frank: Well...
*Flashback*
Frank: *Sings with a voice of MJ* Billy Jean's not my girlfriend. She's a just a girl who claims I'm the one *Camel-toes* That kid is not my child. *Everyone else does the camel-toe*
Marvel Zombies Cast: *sluggishly does the camel toe with Thing crushing one side of the building*
Frank: Picture! *Snaps one* And...HARE HARE YUKAI!
*Tune changes to Hare Hare Yukai*
*End of Flashback*
Red: *Comes out from the bathroom* Well, Frank you sorta over-killed that part anyway.
Magneto: You forgot my question.
Red: Right. Speak about Charles.
Magneto: I admit, even he's my friend with a different philosophy about mutants I still miss him for his arguments we have.
Red: It'll do. Next review..
XenaTheAlienChick
me:hi i'm new to this truth or dare for this fandom but i guess i could submit dares
rawr:hey look its magneto
me:wait he's here?
rawr:i think?
me:huh neat wait why are you here
rawr:why wouldnt i be here?
me:cause one your my oc and two your my htf oc
rawr:and i care why?
me:idk ok dares and questions
dante:people think you and bayonetta would make a cute couple :3
felicia:your adorable even though you wear a skimpy outfit *hugs* awkward to hug cause of the skimpy outfit :^/
deadpool and wolverine:sing red solo cup by toby keith
dante:act like napoleon dynamite for 2 whole chapters
rawr:oh can i go next!
me:ok
rawr:awsome
chris:your the zombie killing dude right if so i dare you to fight ten pyramid head men from silent hill
deadpool:i challenge you to a paintball fight!*lifts up two paint balls guns*
ghost rider:what would you do if i roasted marshmallows over your head?
rawr:i'm done
me:wow
rawr:wait i have one last thing to do!
me:and that would be?
rawr:this!*lunges at wesker latches on to his back then cuts his head off with her axe then is now standing on his shoulders holding his head*POWNED BITCH!*jumps off then starts running aroud the room then throws his head on the ground*TOUCHDOWN!
me:wtf
rawr:*smiles*
Justin: ..Don't say something negative Red.
Red: Thanks. Almost you-know.. Nevermind. So Dante?
Dante: Oh really? The creator of Bayonetta is the one who created me and besides, I've seen all romance stories with me and that witch.
Nathan: Felicia?
Felicia: I'm really a catgirl so.. I rarely have clothes on.
Red: Japan's catgirls. Sometimes like that or no other way figuring it. Next thing is Wolverine and Deadpool sing the Red Cup.
Justin: It's Red Solo Cup.
Red: Please no jokes with my name.
Wolverine: Huuh, dunno this song.
Deadpool: We'll figure it out Clawface.
W and D:
Wolverine: Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Deadpool: Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Both: Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Wolverine: Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them, to help me get lucky
Both: Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Deadpool: Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red will do for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom
Wolverine: Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup
Deadpool:(No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea
Deadpool:(Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"
Both: Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red: That's a piece of country music about simple plastic cups.
Justin: True from the sound of guitars and group of men.
Red: So, Deadpool you're gonna fight him with paintball guns.
Deadpool: Paintball? Oh man, gotta love me killing spree. I'll kill the Mr. Random out there. *Walks out like a maniac holding a paintball gun*
Dante: And let me guess, I'm gonna be Napoleon Dynamite.
Red: The nerd that some people like him.
Dante: Yeah fine it's already a drag.
Red: You complaining.
Dante: *In fake Napoleon's voice* No not really. I'm just trying to get some breather here.
Chris: Pyramid Heads huh?
Justin: The worst kind of enemy you'll see. They aren't made with science. They are made in fictional horror psychology.
Chris: Still its science.
Justin: Nope. Kill 10 Pyramid Heads. See ya.
*Chris goes down to the Shepherd Glen place and looks for quiet Pyramid Heads walking by*
Johnny Blaze: Another torch-related job? *Leaves the place with marshmallows on his hands that are slowly roasting*
Red: Poor Blaze. I really should give him some break. Next review and oh Wesker?
Wesker: What is it Red?
Red: Be lucky, I saved you from decapitation from this reviewer. I shut it with a insta-block trick. Don't ask me.
Wesker: Then I don't owe you then.
Red: Doesn't matter for you anyway Wesker.
YungQ94
Okokok this is an awesome series. I did not see that Bro fist coming XD
Alright to the good part
Truths
Authors: What are some of your favorite fanfics on this site?
Wesker: How does it feel knowing that you are the cheapest character on the roster?
Shuma Gorth: Soooooo does Morrigan hit on you often because your a tentacle monster?
Dares
Wesker/Jill/Chris/Nemesis: Go out to eat like one big happy RE family.
Ghost Rider: Go on a date with Dormammu's sister
Frank The Boss West: Go to the Marvel Zombie Universe and survive for 1 hour
Doctor Doom and Deadpool: Take off you masks and show your faces to the rest of the cast. Whoever is ugiler gets a trip to a spa
Ghost Eider
Justin: He forgot Ghost Rider.
Red: Who cares? He's good. Technically speaking, we like any fanfics. You can't argue our own choices of fanfics. Heck, let's not make it like public buddy.
Nathan: Hey Wesker, how do you feel being the cheapest character now?
Wesker: That doesn't matter. Some people still have to do it harder.
Red: Not to mention you got anime reference based from those nice purple streaks of palm-thrusting.
Justin: Umm Shuma-Gorath?
Shuma-Gorath: Buddy, don't ask...I have no idea about Morrigan. She often acts randomly horny.
Red: Says on the quotes she likes your tentacles buddy.
Justin: *Hits Red with a big frying pan*
Red: YEOWCH! Where's Chris?
Chris: *Comes back* Man, that was awful literally.
Red: Took you long to know how to kill those psycho with an oversized Buster Sword?
Chris: There's one holding a lance onto me. Too creepy man...
Red: Fess up, have a dinner with Jill, Wesker and Nemesis.
Chris: *Facepalm* Anything can be nice except Wesker and Tyrant guy.
*All the 4 went out somewhere until*
*Door Opens*
Leon, Ada, Claire and Billy: SUPRISE!
Chris: Woah! How'dya know?
Leon: It's simple, we did it once and something interesting.
Chris: What?
Leon: The next RE is me again pal plus I get to meet you LITERALLY.
Chris: Sweet! *High-fives*
Wesker: Don't be so happy. I never thought I have a son to work my job. Aah, I should have thought of that.
Red: Blaze is somewhere else. I've phone called him to date Dorammu's sister. You have a sister? Never knew that.
Dorammu: Shut up Red, like you want to date her.
Red: Blaze is dating your sister.
Dorammu: *Facedesk*
Red: It's gonna be funny. Where's Deadpool?
Deadpool: Here! What is it?
Justin: Now where's Doom?
Doom: I am here. What now?
Red: Show your ugly faces. The ugliest gets a trip to the all expense paid trip to spa.
Doom: We shall see! *Takes off his helmet*
All the cast: Eeeww….
Red: That's good for you Doom. Deadpool, show your real face.
Deadpool: I'mma win this! *Pulls his mask out and shows his disfigured face*
All the cast: WHAT THE…. *Some pass out while Frank takes the shot of Deadpool without the mask*
Deadpool: HEY! No picture of me like that! *Shoot the camera of Frank*
Frank: Hey! That's my lifetime camera.
Deadpool: Well, your lifetime is now a dead-time buddy.
Red: It is official, Deadpool wins.
Deadpool: YAY! *Jumps into the rocket pod and flies away*
Red: Taking your time huh? We go on to the next review.
archsage238
Nothing like a good chuckle after a long week of homework.
Truth
Spencer: Who won between you and Ed? And by how large a margin?
Sentinel: Same question as Spencer.
Dares
Dante: Participate in at least one of GLaDOS' experiments at Aperture Laboratories.
Cyclops: You vs. Godot in a competition to see who can drink the most coffee in one sitting.
Trying to keep the number of total requests equal for both Marvel and Capcom characters in each review can get hard sometimes, but hey, it wouldn't be fair for us to play favorites amongst the victims! Oh sadistic nature, how I missed thee!...Maybe I've been hanging around Deadpool and Kefka too much. My brain, as your commanding officer, I order you to take another vacation! *my cranium cap opens up, brain jumps out while carrying luggage, salutes me, then hails a taxi*
Justin: So Spencer?
Spencer: Well, I went overboard after he went berserk.
*Flashback*
Spencer: Bring it on short-stuff.
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUST TO SMALL TO SEE? LET'S HAVE A MATCH!
Spencer: It's gonna be over in a while.
*Arm wrestling goes off*
Spencer: Hey look it's your girlfriend! *Points at his back*
Edward: I'm not falling for this…
Spencer: She's angry at you man.
Edward: *Gulp*
Spencer: SO LONG SUCKER! *Ejects his grappling hook from his Bionic arm causing Ed to fly right on Winry's back*
Winry: Ed….
Ed: Blame that guy! *Points where Spencer was until he wasn't in his spot*
Winry: I'm GONNA DISSASSEMBLE YOU!
Ed: FORGIVE ME WINRY!
*End of Flashback*
Spencer: Well, kinda used his dirty trick.
Sentinel: Battle failure. System not enough, request for optimal upgrade.
Red: Then Tron Bonne will fix you.
Tron: Thanks Red!
Dante: Isn't that from Portal? I heard about the Portal Guns. Wish I wanted those little toys for convenience. *Goes down to the teleporter and right in front of the Aperture Laboratory*
Red: This guy has some addiction to Kefka Palazoo and Cyclops, you're a coffee-man?
Cyclops: You can say that actually.
Red: You and Godot have a drinking day with all coffee. He loves different kinds of coffee.
Cyclops: Sure. I'd like to ask him if I could get some flavours. *Goes to the coffee shop*
Justin: While Scott's away, I'll get the next review.
Ashrooms
Awww, I wanted to see some certain things *coughWeskersingingcough*
Ah well! Time fore more!
Truths:
Spiderman- What has been the best thing you've caught on film?
Jill- Do you prefer being a blonde or a brunette?
Nemesis- Why are your teeth so shiny?
C. Viper- How do you keep your hair in a braid so neatly? Doesn't it get in the way?
Chun-Li- Do you get made fun of a lot because of your legs? (ie Do people call you "Thunder Thighs" ?)
Taskmaster: What exactly are you? A skeleton? A mutant?
Dares:
Tron Bonne- You serve your servebots, and you can't complain or else you'll have to battle someone of Deadpool's choice.
Franks West vs Luka from Bayonetta- Whoever captures the best photo wins. The loser has to get punched in the stomach over 9000 times by She-Hulk
Ghost Rider- Have a staring contest with Cyclops from X-men
Dante and Vergil- Switch personalities for the day
Ryu- Try to Shinkuu Hadouken all the way to the Sun
Chris- Compare Wesker to Johnny Bravo and to Duke Nukem. Have fun with that (aka make fun of him in EVERY way possible)
Hulk- Have an arm wrestling contest with Donkey Kong
Haggar- Have an arm wrestling contest with a Big Daddy from Bioshock.
Red: Wesker huh? Amusing. Spidey?
Spiderman: My zombie self. Nice and scary.
Jill: Actually any or two. But I think my brunette appearance makes me feel young.
Nemesis: No…clue…
Wesker: Someone made his teeth perma-shiny.
Viper: It's perfectly braided. I didn't use some hairspray or so.
Chun-Li: It didn't matter about my legs. They're that strong.
Taskmaster: Seriously? I'm a plain human in a skeleton outfit man.
Frank: Hey I need a spare camera!
*A random camera in a box is hit on Frank's head*
Frank: Thanks!
Cyclops: I'm back!
Justin: How's the coffee.
Cyclops: Meh, no contest just entire men's talk. He gave me some. *Shows a dozen sachets of coffee flavour*
Red: Where's Blaze? *Hits the button on his phone*
Blaze: Gee thanks what now?
Red: Stare with Cyclops. Don't use your special ability.
Blaze: Oh sure. He can't see me.
Cyclops: Please. *Stares at each other for a while*
*Dante comes back from the door*
Dante: I love this Portal gun! So now what?
Red: Switch personalities with Vergil.
Dante: Oh we can do that. Vergil?
*Dante flicks his hair back and Vergil shakes his hair down*
Dante: *In Vergil's monotone* It's going to be a while.
Ryu: Me? I dunno, I'm gonna need all my Ki to do this.
*Ryu goes outside and yells really loud*
Ryu: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKUUUUUUUUU !
*The big blue wave went pass the atmosphere of Earth and from bigger view, it pierce Venus, Mercury and went to the sun. The sun took it as if it was nothing*
Red: Well you made holes to the two planets buddy.
Ryu: Oh man…
*Frank secretly went to the teleporter and had some photography competition with Luka somewhere in the ruins*
Justin: Where's Frank?
Nathan: Dunno.
Red: Chris, make a laugh on Wesker by comparing him with Johnny Bravo, and Duke Nukem. For stupidity, I suggest Johnny from Guilty Gear.
Chris: They all have one thing in common.
Red: Yep.
Chris: They're all blonde in black except Duke. Wesker is the guy on steroids.
Wesker: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH STEROIDS CHRIS! LOOK AT THAT ABNORMAL MUSCLE OF YOURS!
Chris: He had one time going half-naked. Guess him and Duke have Tourette Syndrome.
Red: Arm wrestling time! Hulk you go against Donkey Kong while Haggar goes against Big Daddy.
*Two big fellas went into the teleporter. Did I mention they squeeze over? Sure, they agree to line up*
Tron: What? No way!
Red: Text message from Deadpool.
Red,
I heard about Tron Bonne's dare so, I dare her to fight with… her crush.
-Deadpool
Red: So, you know what that means?
Tron: …Fine. *Gives cookies to her entire servants*
Red: Aww don't worry. You'll be fine. Next review, man I got this a lot of review!
Harry-Monday
Hey, it's me again and wanted to say I'm so sorry for troubling you, Red for openly tell you and your co-authors my T and D
requests. It's just that I LOVE your work. I planned out the requests just to (you know) crossing over with other characters. I'm like a crazy stalker/fanboy who likes to bug around with the stars, you know. Just keep up the good work. And never mind my
first review (so does this one right now). I started to regret making it. Anyway moving on. FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Truth
Super-Skrull: Have you ever visit to Yugopotamia before?
Dares
Taskmaster: Imitate Mr. Crocker by screaming "FAIRY GODPARENTS!" as much as you can while spazzing.
Viewtiful Joe: Take down Vicky the Evil Babysitter. (don't worry, she's younger than you)
Oh yeah, since I got school, you guys won't be seeing me reviewing until the end of May. It will be holidays here.
Now will you excuse me, I got exams to suffer.
*gets into escape pod*
I REGRET EVERTHING!
P.S. You broke my heart.
*flies off*
Red: They're small for now.
*Multiple teleporter feedbacks*
*Some people came back*
Red: Perfect, Skrull?
Skrull: Yugopotamia? Never heard of it.
Red: Tasky?
Taskmaster: FAIRY GOD PARENTS!
*Smashes his head with a frying pan*
Frank: Luka got beaten. I win. She Hulk smashed his ribs permanently.
Taskmaster: FARIES!
*Knocks Tasky's head with a flying log*
Justin: Joe, it's go time.
Joe: Alright! Let's rock baby!
*Scene against Vicky but action too long*
Haggar: Well, that moron cheated.
Hulk: Me happy. Me smashed monkey. Me happy.
Red: Ooh, last!
Devil's Bounty Hunter
Truth:
Dante: What are your thoughts on the new you from the new DMC game?
Ghost Rider: How can you stand Nicholas Cage playing you in the movies?
Chris: How do you feel about meeting Leon S. Kennedy for the first time onscreen in Resident Evil 6?
Dares:
Spider-Man: Compete against Nathan Drake from the Uncharted games in a parkour race without using your webs.
Frank West: Fight against the MacIntyre brothers, the Joker, Sweet Tooth, and Pennywise the clown. You can choose a partner to team up with as long as they're afraid of clowns.
Captain America: Dress up as Guile and go home to be a family man while playing his theme.
Haggar: Sing "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5, but change the context of the song to you and wrestling.
Deadpool: Try to simply walk into Mordor.
Dante: Well, I blame the creator for leaving this great game.
Ghost Rider: Movies aren't made special at all. I'd be in the comics.
Chris: Well, it's interesting. I wish I can team up with him.
Justin: Alright, dare time. Spidey you do Parkour with Nathan Drake.
Spiderman: I'm still good without my webs though. Let's have a fun run in the ruins.
*Running scene with Drake and Spider-Man*
Frank: Those guys? I'll take along with Chris.
Chris: Woah, you're killing psychos?
Frank: They're nuts and there's no way to put them back.
Red: It says as long they're afraid of clowns.
Frank: How about Rocket Raccoon?
Rocket Raccoon: Oh sure! Even one clown doesn't satisfy my killing spree mate!
Frank: So it settled! *Both of them run for the teleporter and fights in the mall*
Red: Where's Cap?
Iron Man: He sorta went out as Guile and he has some smell of maturity better than Guile.
Red: He's never that mature.
Iron Man: Just don't tell him about World War II.
Haggar: Better than making a speech pal, here goes.
He's Haggar the mayor
With that damn body
Don't make him mad
Or he's gonna smash you
He's with Hulky
Now you're dead meat
In the city
He is in government
Maybe or so
He's not with the papers
Or he's good with pipes
Now we are screwed.
He's gonna smash us like hell
Don't touch his daughter or face death
He's got the moves like Haggar,
I wanna move like Haggar
Now where is Hulk now?
He says tentacles aren't easy
Just assume he wanna wrestle that squid.
His body is big like Haggar,
His moustache like Haggar
He works like Haggar (yeah)
Red: So much for Moves Like Jagger. Thanks.