CH 14: SLUMBER PARTY

"Hey Jake?" Finn talked into Marceline's phone.

"Hey Finn? What's up? How's it go with Marceline?"

"It's going good."

"Marcy getting grabby?" Jake teased.

"Yep."

"Wait, for real?"

"Yeah."

"You touch her boobs?"

"And her butt," Finn replied.

"Huh. Didn't expect you to actually do it."

"Yeah, well, joke's on you. I am now... A MAN."

"Bwahaha. Well, you're closer than you were yesterday. But you ain't a man yet."

"Yes I am!"

"You done it yet?"

"No!"

"Hehe. See? You're still freaked out by it. Still, gotta give you props. So talking about your feelings worked out?"

"Well?"

"Actually, we didn't talk about that. We just talked about boobs."

Jake shrugged. "Well, what works works I guess."

"There's another thing."

"Sup?"

"Marceline wants me to sleep over tonight."

"Ohoho! So maybe you ARE going to be a man."

"No, its not like that!"

"Oh?"

Finn recomposed himself, "There's not going to be any sexy time."

"Huh. That's weird. Usually when a lady wants you to stay the night, she means something by it."

"I need some stuff from home."

"Sure man, what do you need?"

"Maybe some movies? My jimjams."

"Nah Finn, don't do that."

"Huh?"

"Your jimjams are lame."

"My jimjams are AWESOME!"

"They're lame."

"...Aw..."

"Tanktop and underwear!"

"Wha?"

"That's what you should wear to bed."

"Dude, why do you care so much? Its kinda weird."

"I'm just trying to look out for you bro."

"Man, now you've got me all worried again."

"Sorry bro. Look, you seem to be handling things pretty well with Marceline. You just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be okay."

"Thanks man."