"HOW DARE YOU HURT MISTAH J! AND YOU YELLED AT HIM, TOO! YOU JERK!"

"I saved you! Is this how you thank someone?" Batman asked in shock. How could she be so rude after what he did for her?

"Hmmf. Well, I guess you're gonna take us back to Arkham now. Take me away, Bats!" Harley said dramatically.

"Sorry, Harley. You aren't going to Arkham. He is," Batman replied.

"Where are ya takin' me?" Harley asked nervously.

"You are going to stay in the Batcave until you are cured from the mental illness that has overtaken you. Then I'll set you free and you'll be normal once again. But you will not be working at Arkham Asylum. You will be working in the Gotham City Institution for the Mentally Ill. Or you will go back to college where you can get another degree in something more normal like a schoolteacher, orthodontist, or a biologist," Batman replied to her.

"You ain't takin' me nowhere, mistah! You can forget your stinkin' Batcave and let me stay with my Puddin'. So whatcha think of that- Whoop!" Batman pushed her into the back of the Batmobile and closed the door. He then got in the driver's seat and turned around toward her.

"I'm sorry I have to do this, Harley, but you can't find out my secret identity." With that, Bruce injected a shot into her arm until there was no more liquid inside the container.

"What didja do to me, Bats? I feel all woozified and crazy. My vision's blurrin'. I'm blackin' out…." Harley had fallen asleep. When Bruce was sure she was asleep, he left for the Batcave.

Soon, he received a call from Oracle A.K.A. Barbara Gordon. "Have you caught Joker yet?"

"I've sent Nightwing to take him back to Arkham."

"And Harley? I don't think Nightwing's bike can take more than two passengers. Wait. Bruce, do you have her?"

"Yes. I'm going to keep her in the Batcave so I can rehabilitate her."

"You know that's not a good idea. What if she rides the elevator up to your house and sees that Batman is Bruce Wayne?"

"She won't. I'm going to keep her in a room in the Batcave. I will let her out when I teach her lessons about how to become normal again. I will also let her out to work in the gym if she wants to."

"Fine, but if and when she does, don't come crying to me." Barbara then signed off.

Batman then arrived at the Batcave. He grabbed Harley, headed for the door, gave the password, and finally walked in. After he got in, he sat her down in her room and locked the door behind him as he walked out. "Nightwing, have you taken Joker to Arkham yet."

"Well, um, I…"

"He got away, didn't he?" Batman asked in a way that was really more of a statement.

"It wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to know that he had a fresh flask of Joker Toxin up his sleeve?!"

"You do know that it is fatal, right?"

"That's exactly why I'm heading for the Batcave now. Oh, by the way, I have a question. Where was Harley? Did she get away, too?"

"I'll explain when you arrive."

"Okay. Nightwing, over and out." Batman, with a sigh, sat down in his chair in front of the Batcomputer.

"What am I going to do? I have a crazy person in my house, attempting to heal her mental issues, and I don't even know if she will recuperate."