Dedicated to ayinvui, who came up with 'B is for Baymax'

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"Let me get this straight - Plan B is balloons." Hiro looked at his brother, trying to see if he was making things up. "Balloons."

Tadashi smirked. "I actually just wanted to rhyme something with baboons. Balloons is the first thing that came to mind."

Hiro breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank God. I had no idea where you were going with that. I was ready to rip Plan B into shreds."

"A bit harsh today, aren't we?" Tadashi placed a hand over his heart, sounding hurt.

"Just move on. What's your real Plan B?"

"Baymax."

Hiro's eyes lit up. "Awesome! How are you going to do it?"

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"Tadashi, I do not understand your human customs."

"It's real simple, Baymax," Tadashi explained. "I'm going to ask GoGo to be my wife."

"But you already spend a lot of time with her. You act as if you are already married. In fact, you spend too much time with her. Studies show that this is a sign of being clingy-"

"Baymax." Tadashi smiled patiently. "I am not clingy. I'm protective."

"Oh, then I do not have to tell you to use protection, then."

"Baymax!" Tadashi turned red. "I don't mean- You know what, forget it." He sighed. "Back to the subject. I'm going to ask GoGo to marry me."

Baymax cocked his head at his creator. "I fail to see what this has to do with me."

"You're going to help me," Tadashi said, patience starting to wear thin. "A week from now, I'm going to break my leg-"

"If that is the case, I would be more than willing to install safety precautions so that you will not hurt yourself."

"No - wait, let me finish. It's going to be on purpose-"

"There are plenty of help lines you can dial if you are feeling worthless. I can dial one for you right now."

"Don't do it, Baymax!" Tadashi yelped. "It's not because I'm depressed or anything! I'm going to hurt myself, say 'ow', and then you show up and-"

"Is this going to be another test of my healing capabilities?"

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Hiro and Tadashi stared blankly at each other.

"That plan had so much potential, too," Hiro sighed, crumpling the piece of paper into a ball. "At this point, you'd be better off with balloons."

"But Baymax is a balloon," Tadashi sighed. "Guess I forgot that it would probably take us a year of training for that to happen."

"Why don't you just, you know, download mushy romantic movies into another chip?" Hiro shrugged.

Tadashi shook his head. "He already has your martial arts chip, two of my medical chips, and a special human communications chip. I don't want to override him or anything."

"Mm. You have a point," Hiro replied, and placed the ball of paper next to Plan A in the 'Complete Fail' pile. "What was Baymax's role in this plan, anyway?"

"Basically, I was going to break my leg. Or something minor. GoGo would scold me, and then call Baymax, so we could go to the hospital, and Baymax can render first aid. Then I'd weakly ask for something special, and-" He stopped at the look on Hiro's face. "What?"

"That sounds like the kind of proposal for people who are on their death beds. Don't scare her like that," Hiro hissed.

Tadashi paled. "You're right. This is harder than I thought."

Hiro gave his brother a serious look. "You could just, you know, ask her to dinner. And then pop the question."

"But that's too simple," Tadashi insisted, getting Plan C ready. "She deserves flowers and candles and extravagance and-"

"Okay, okay, okay! I'll take your word for it." Hiro held up his hands, surrendering. "Alright. Let's hope Plan C at least makes it into the 'Maybe' pile." After a few moments, Hiro added something under his breath. "Let's hope any of the plans make it into the Maybe pile."

"I heard that!" Tadashi pouted. "You wound me."

Hiro rolled his eyes.

"Plan C, Plan C..." Tadashi said under his breath.

"C is for Concert."

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I know, I know, there was absolutely NO Tomadashi in this one. But I wanted to do a humorous one for once. And we had to have at least one dose of Baymax. Right? Right? Right?

But in all fairness, this is a Tomadashi fic. To make up for it... I'll do a whole lot more Tomadashi in the next chapter, which will be up in a few more hours.

I love these because these are like, super cutesy and easy to write.

See you in a few hours!

/disappears back stage