He was going to… kiss her.

"Well are you a chicken or a bat - mmmphh?" Harley was astounded. She was actually being kissed by The Batman. The freakin' Batman! She kissed him back with vigor. She was going to give that Bat what he deserved. Soon, she felt a tongue prodding at her lips, begging for entrance to her mouth. She allowed it to enter and she felt it exploring her mouth and gently rubbing her tongue. She let out a small moan. Joker never treated her to that kind of loving before. She tried to mimic what he was doing. Their tongues ended up fighting for the dominant position. Finally, Batman pulled away.

"I believe it's lunch time," Batman said breathily. "I'll bring it to you in a second."

"M-kay, I'll be waitin'." Batman left with a small smile on his face. After he left, Harley said, "Dang, I think I'm in love. Screw that stupid clown. All he's ever done is abuse and mistreat me. I got a man right here that'll love me, treat me right, and can kiss darn good." She looked in her desk, drew a sketch of a heart and wrote, "Harley loves Batman" in beautiful cursive. Suddenly there was a knock at Harley's door. Harley practically flew to the door.

"Come in, B-Man!" Harley exclaimed happily.

"Here's your lunch. I'll leave you to it." He started to walk out the door and Harley almost knocked him to the ground in her haste to stop him.

"You don't have to leave! Come, sit with me. I want to hang out with ya!"

"Okay." Batman walked in and sat on her bed. Harley came over and sat right beside him.

"Hey, B-Man? Do you have any pictures of you I could borrow? Maybe several about this big and a few about this big?"

"Maybe. Why do you ask?"

"I just wanted to ummm… Feel like I have company! Yeah! I get so lonely in here, so I need somebody to keep me company. Maybe if I had a few pictures of you then I might feel less lonesome." Batman looked at her for a minute. Harley hoped he couldn't see right through her lie. She angled her eyes down at her plate and took a big bite of her ham sandwich.

"I suppose I could give you some pictures. Do you want some full body pictures or some facial pictures?"

"I'd like seven BIG facial pictures and one small facial picture if ya don't mind." Harley finished off her sandwich and scooted closer to Batman.

"Alright, I'll go make them. Is it okay if I give them to you when I bring your dinner?"

"Yea, that's just fine. Oh, and B-Man?"

"What?" As soon as Batman turned to face her once again Harley gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"Thank you for tryin' to help me. I guess it really is for the best."

"You're welcome. It's what I do. Now I'll go see about the pictures you wanted. See you later." With that, Batman left and locked the door behind him. Harley let out a giggle and a wide grin.

"I must be the happiest girl in the world," Harley said before she went to her bed to take a nap.

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