"Hmm, how the heck am I gonna do this? Oh, I know! Cover the walls with pictures of him and put kisses and hearts all over the pictures!" Harley thought. Then, she set to work. Harley drew a big heart around a face in one picture and then she kissed all around the outer edges of the picture. She did this with all of the others, as well.
"It's perfect!" Harley was thrilled. Everything looked just the way she wanted it to.
"I feel so happy that I wanna sing!" Harley spun around and began.
"Wise men say, 'Only fools rush in.' But I can't help fallin' in love with you! Shall I say? Would it be a sin? If I can't help fallin' in love with you!" Harley was so happy that she began to dance around in circles until she grew dizzy and fell on the bed.
"Oh, I love ya, B-Man. Goodnight." Harley thought right before she shut her eyes and went to sleep. Little did she know, that someone was making plans to visit.
Catwoman was leaping from rooftop to rooftop trying to find Poison Ivy. She eventually stopped and looked down. To her surprise, she saw a redheaded lady dressed in green hiding behind a flower shop. Catwoman hopped down from her perch and sneaked toward her. When she was directly behind Ivy, Catwoman tapped her shoulder. Poison Ivy spun around and punched at whatever had touched her. Luckily, Catwoman had ducked thanks to her almost superhuman reflexes.
"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be stealing something?" Ivy whispered.
"How rude, I just wanted to say hi."
"What do you want from me? I know you, so don't play dumb."
"You got me. I just wanted to let you know that Harley's gotten herself into some trouble." Ivy's face changed from angry and impatient to worried and upset.
"Is she alright? What can I do to help her?" Catwoman looked smug.
"Oh, she's fine. Crazy in love with The Batman, but fine." Ivy's jaw dropped. She was speechless. Soon, she was able to utter one word.
"What?"
"You heard me. She's fallen madly in love with Batman. I need you to help her climb out of love. She'll listen to you."
"Where is she?" Ivy asked.
"In the Batcave."
"How am I supposed to get there? I don't even know where in the heck that is!"
"Oh, don't worry. I'll take you there." Ivy looked at Catwoman skeptically.
"How do I know that I can trust you?"
"I happen to know where some really, really rare plants are. I could stomp them or bring them to you. What will it be?" Poison Ivy looked at her in horror.
"Take me there. Now."
"As you wish," Catwoman replied.
"Soon Batman will be all mine!" Catwoman thought to herself.
Knock, knock, knock. Harley opened her eyes and looked up. Right after she opened her eyes, she heard the lock being picked. Harley's eyes widened. This wasn't Batman at the door. Harley looked around the room, searching for a place to hide. She finally decided that she would hide under the bed. She crammed herself under it and just in the nick of time. Soon she saw a set of green shoes.
"Harl, where are you? Are you in here?" A wave of relief went over Harley and she crawled out from under the bed.
"Hey, Red!" Ivy turned around and saw her. A big smile ran across her face and she ran over to hug Harley.
"I've missed you so much! How have you been?"
"I've been wonderful! Guess what? I've ditched Joker and got a new, good guy. One that'll treat me right. You'll never guess who it is."
"It's The Batman, isn't it?" Harley looked at her like she had grown two heads.
"How in the heck did ya know?"
"A little cat told me. Listen, Harley. When I told you that you shouldn't be with that creep, I didn't mean go and be with a superhero!"
"That's not fair! Wait, Catwoman told you? Ivy, you don't know how she's treated me lately. She attacked me earlier!" Poison Ivy's eyes widened.
"She attacked you? Well, that dirty, thieving-"
"Calm down, Red. I'm alright now. B-Man protected me. Anyway, Catwoman's been tryin' to take B-Man from me!"
"I'll bet she brought me here just so I could persuade you to leave him! Then as soon as you left, she wouldn't have anyone to stop her from being with Batman!"
"You're right, my darlings. You two are going to have plenty of time to catch up, because I've got to go. There's a Bat that this kitty needs to catch." With that, Catwoman closed the door.
"Let us out of here!" Harley yelled.
"There's nothing we can do, Harl. We need to sit down and think, maybe find a way out of here." It was going to be a long night.