~Lower Michigan:I should have known that sissy Ohio would send you a letter.
It's not just New York and New Jersey that don't like each other, you know.
Ohio and I have been at each other's throats quite a lot... I STILL WANT
TOLEDO BACK, DAMNIT! ~

Dear Lower Michigan,

Be nice to your sister dear. Or at least be civil to her. I realize there are allot of rivalry's going on in this family, but I'd appreciate it if you were the bigger man here. And should I come to visit, I will be trying to help solve as many of these issues as I can.

Anyway, Much love,

Mother