"I'll tell you soon, Harley. I promise."
At the old Gotham Theater, Joker was trying to think of a way to find Harley. He had no idea where she was and he was ready for her to be back. All he wanted her for was to feed the hyenas and to have something to take his anger out on when he needed it.
"Hmm, where in the world could she be? There's only three things that I think could've happened. She got sent to the asylum, she got away from Bats, or she's with Bats," Joker said to himself.
"But I'll bet she didn't get away from him. She's too stupid and slow to get away. And I'm not going to go infiltrate the asylum just to find her. She's not worth that. What am I gonna do? I guess there's only two things I can do: have auditions for a new Harley or I could just wait on her… Well, auditions it is!" Joker smiled to himself. He had solved his problem. It would be easy to find another blonde bimbo just like her. Tomorrow would be a great day!
Joker was almost ready to beat his head against the wall.
"How hard is it to find a stupid, blonde girl that does everything I want? I'm not asking much! I just want someone who acts like that idiot Harley! I miss her waiting on me and doing all of the chores!" Then he felt someone tap his shoulder.
"Look here, lady, I want someone that does every chore and feeds me from a golden platter. Do you understa- wow! You're hired!" Standing before him, was a slim woman that had a big smile on her face. The only thing that was different between Harley and this woman, was that Harley had blue eyes, blonde hair, and creamy skin while she had brown eyes, chocolate hair, and dark skin.
"Do I play the part well enough, Mr. Joker?" The woman asked.
"We're gonna have to work on the accent, but other than that you're perfect for the job! By the way, what's your name, dear?"
"My name's Candy. I used to work for Penguin but I figured I'd do better as an assistant to the most charming super-criminal in the whole city."
"Excellent. You start work now. Your first job is to feed the hyenas. Here you go." Joker handed her two large steaks. She looked at them with disgust but took them from his hands anyway.
"Here, stinky pooches." They rushed over and began eating as if it was the first meal they'd had in weeks. Unfortunately, this job wouldn't be as wonderful as she had thought.