Authors Note: Hey...I'm back! Someone wrote this for me.

Continued off the last chapter...

(SCENE: EVERYONE JUST FINISHED EATING BREAKFAST, AND THEY ARE NOW ALL DOING WHATEVER THEY WISH TO. KEVIN AND BUZZ ARE OUTSIDE.)
KEVIN:
Crazy that Mom is having another baby again. Doesn't she have enough already?!
BUZZ:
Some people like to have lots of them. Maybe it gives them a better chance of one being a loser and never leaving home and taking care of them forever. That's you of course.
KEVIN:
Where do babies come from anyway? Do you just decide you want one and nine months later there it is?
BUZZ:
Well, Kevin, it is a complicated process.
KEVIN:
Really? How is it done?
BUZZ:
First our parents remove all of their clothes. Then they climb into bed – or sometimes they just do it on the couch – and do some things that feel very good to them, but would make you throw up if you saw it. Then they kiss and when his di—
KEVIN:
Okay, I get it! Stop, stop, stop!
(Kevin covered his ears, then ran back into the house, his face pale. Buzz laughed as he went. A job well done.)

(A FEW DAYS LATER. IT IS THE DAY THEY HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. THEY HAVE ONE HOUR BEFORE IT IS TIME TO GO. KEVIN HAS SOME FINAL CHIRSTMAS BREAK PLANS TO CARRY OUT.)
KEVIN:
Uncle Frank is out there smoking again? Hm.
(He goes into the backyard, then uses a hose to fill a mop bucket with water. He then goes upstairs and climbs out of the window onto the overhang, bucket in hand. He looked down at Uncle Frank, then dumped the bucket of water right on him. Uncle Frank jumped up screaming and looked around frantically to find out where the water had come from, but saw nothing. Kevin had already made it back inside.)
(Kevin headed back downstairs giggling, when he heard a scream from the bathroom.)
LINNIE:
Oh my GOD! My hair is BLUE!
(Kevin started laughing, but Vinnie did not see. She was too busy staring in the mirror at her hair.

LINNIE:
Oh, it's HORRIBLE!
BUZZ:
It's not that bad. You look like a clown, I think.
KEVIN:
A very girly clown.
LINNIE:
Are you saying girls can't be clowns?
KATE: Settle down, kids. You have to get ready for school now, but I'll help you get that out when you get home, all right Linnie?
(Just then she sat down on the couch and a loud fart filled the room.)
KATE: My goodness! What was that?
(Kevin started laughing, as did his siblings.)

(LATER AT SCHOOL. KEVIN IS UP IN FRONT OF THE CLASS, READY FOR SHOW-AND-TELL. HE HAS NOTHING IN HIS HAND, NOR A PRESENTATION ON THE BOARD.)
TEACHER:
So, Kevin, what are you showing us today?
KEVIN:
I want to tell you guys about my new little sibling.
(Everyone in class oohed and ahhed.)
TEACHER:
Oh, is your mother pregnant? Again?
KEVIN:
Yes, miss. She decided to have another one of us to cause trouble for her. Buzz says that it might be because she needs to make sure one of us is a loser who never moves out of the house.
(Everyone laughed.)
TEACHER:
Oh, um, okay. Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
KEVIN:
No, miss. But I don't really care. One way or another I already love them.
TEACHER:
You're such a sweet little boy.
KEVIN:
I know. So can I tell the class how my parents made the baby?
TEACHER (Startled):
Oh, um, maybe another day!
KEVIN (Nodding):
Okay.

(KATE AND PETER ARE AT A SONOGRAM. THE DOCTOR HAS STARTED LOOKING AT THE BABY.)
KATE:
Does it look healthy?
DOCTOR (Nodding):
I know the sex of the baby as well. Would you guys like to know?
PETER (Since they decided earlier):
Oh, yes.
DOCTOR:
It's a girl.
KATE:
Ooh! Aww! Another little girl. Isn't this amazing, Peter?
PETER (Nods and hugs her):
It's amazing.

(THAT EVENING AT THE HOUSE. EVERYONE IS "FARTING", LINNIE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER HAIR, AND JEFF IS WALKING INTO THE ROOM, LOOKING VERY ANGRY.)
JEFF:
WHO PUT SERAN WRAP ON THE TOILET?!
LINNIE:
Probably the same person who put blue Kool-Aid into my shower! Everyone was laughing at me the entire day of school!
(Kevin just giggled and went into the kitchen to see his parents. He pulled a box of jelly beans out of his pocket and held it out.)
KEVIN:
Mom, Dad? Would you like a jelly bean? We made them at school today.
KATE:
Oh, sure, honey!
PETER:
Great!
KEVIN (Handing them the jelly beans):
I can't remember which one is which flavor, since they all came out brown. But I'm sure that you'll love them either way. I think I'll go give one to Megan now.
(His parents smiled at him as he left, then popped the jelly beans into their mouths.)
KATE:
Oh my God, ew! It tastes like barf!
PETER (Tasting it):
Hm. Mine tastes like… DOG CRAP! EW!
KATE:
WHY do you know what that tastes like?
PETER:
Long story, bad taste!
(They both grabbed water instantly, needing to wash the gross tastes out of their mouths. Once they finished, Peter went to grab ice for his drink, and found bugs in every one of the ice trays!)
PETER:
OH EW!
KATE:
Who put bugs into the ice? That's disgusting!
PETER:
Let's tell those kids. They aren't getting away with it now. When I want ice, I want ice!
(But when he tried to walk out of the room, Peter slipped on a banana peel.)
KEVIN:
Hey Megan. Want a jelly bean?
MEGAN:
Sure. Why not?
(She takes it, then pops it into her mouth. She spit it out instantly, and it landed on Jeff's shoe.)
MEGAN:
That's disgusting! What is that? It's… OH MY GOD. IT'S BOOGERS.
(Not seeming to notice her, Buzz grabbed one as he walked by Kevin.)
BUZZ:
Hm. Tastes like earwax.
(They all stare at him as he seems to enjoy the flavor. Once he leaves the room, everyone gags. Maybe Buzz was crazy after all!)