(TIME LAPSE: Two days later on Thursday)
(EARLY MORNING. UNCLE FRANK IS COMING BACK INTO THE HOUSE AFTER SMOKING A CIGAR.)
(He steps into the doorway, just to have a bucket of water splash onto his head.)
UNCLE FRANK:
Dang flabbit!
(He shakes off like a dog and walks inside, dripping.)
(LATER THAT DAY. THE TOWN IS HAVING A CARNIVAL, AND ALL OF THE KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND HAVING FUN. HOWEVER, BUZZ IS STUCK AT A BAKE SAKE FUNDRAISER BOOTH FOR HIS SCHOOL, VERY GRUMPY BECAUSE HE WANTS TO RUN AROUND WITH HIS FRIENDS.)
BUZZ:
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have a nice day. Thank you.
KEVIN:
No one seems to like your food much, Buzz.
BUZZ:
Oh, shove off, Kevin.
JEFF (Laughing):
Nice mud pies. They look like real mud.
CUSTOMER:
They are real mud! OMG GROSS! EW!
(He spits out all of the pie, then rubs his tongue.)
CUSTOMER #2:
NASTY. GROSS. EW! EW! EW! THIS IS NOT A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE! THIS THING IS A FREAKIN' DOG POOP FLAVORED MUFFIN!
CUSTOMER:
I'm telling your teacher! You're getting shut down right now!
(MEANWHILE, LINNIE AND KATE ARE WALKING AROUND AND PLAYING GAMES.)
LINNIE:
Ha! I win again!
KATE:
Linnie, you beat a three-year-old! What's-up-with-that? Can't-you-just-let-him-win-once?
DING-DONG:
I'm two! Not three! Jeez!
(He storms off, stealing Vinnie's prizes in the process.
LINNIE:
Hey!
(She cases him, her still-blue hair fling behind her,)
(BUZZ HAS FOUND OUT THAT KEVIN SWAPPED HIS BAKED GOODS AND IS REALLY MAD AND CHASING HIM AROUND.)
KEVIN:
You have no proof that it was me, Buzz!
BUZZ:
Obviously it was you! You're always doing stuff like this!
KEVIN:
You don't know that! It could have been- woha! whoa! WHOA!
(Kevin falls into the river, then begins to float away.)
JEFF:
Now look what you've done, Buzz! You killed Kevin!
BUZZ(Shrugging):
He brought it on himself.
(He goes back to the bake sale, ready to sell some stuff for real.)
(KATE AND VINNIE ARE WALKING AROUND BY THE LAKE, PLAYING WATER RING-TOSS.)
VINNIE:
She shoots, she scores!
KATE:
OH MY GOD! LOOK IN THE WATER!
LINNIE:
KEVIN!
(Kate runs into the water, then grabs Kevin and pulls him to shore.)
KEVIN:
Thanks, mom.
KATE:
Oh, Kevin! How did you get in there?
KEVIN(Shrugging):
Buzz pushed me.
Linnie laughs.)
KATE:
He pushed you? How could he do that? Why would he do that?
KEVIN:
He thinks I messed up his bakesale.
KATE:
Well did you?
KEVIN:
No. I just laughed when he sold mud pies. It's funny.
VINNIE:
MUD pies? LOL
KATE:
Well let's go take care of this, come on.
(THEY ARE AT BUZZ'S STAND, WHERE HE IS SELLING ONLY WHIPPED CREAM PIES.)
KATE:
Where is all the real food?
BUZZ (Shrugging):
This is all that there is here that's edible. I figure it'll be enough of a profit.
KEVIN:
That's pure whipped cream!
CUSTOMER #3:
Well it tastes darn good!
(He licked his lips.)
BUZZ:
See?
JEFF:
Haaha he actually ate all of it WOW.
KEVIN:
It's all right, Mom. They're still making a profit.
BUZZ:
More like Jeff is eating my profit.
JEFF:
Dad ate some of the pies too!
PETER:
Hmm? I did no such thing!
KATE:
Honey, you have whipped cream on your face.
(Everyone laughed, then helped Buzz sell all of his stuff. They even sold the mud pies and dog poo cupcakes, saying that they were good pranks to play on friends.)
(MEANWHILE IN THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS)
LINNIE:
I'm fat! How did I get so fat?! Ahh! KEVIN: Haha!
LINNIE: Shut up Kevin!
To be continued...
