Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! NEVER! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! But then how did she ever continue writing this? Oh, I know! She probably made multiple accounts with "goffik" names to like it...
The next day I woke up in my coffin. Planning your own death? I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. As usual, ugly. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. Which are you; satanic or Christian? Make up your mind, Ebony! I spray-painted my hair with purple. I don't think you're supposed to spray-paint your hair.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Creative. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. Not "handsome" in any way. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. How did you know that before he had a scar? You don't even know his name yet... He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. Why do I not understand your 2005 pop culture references, Ebony? He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. I didn't ask for the erection, you wrote it in.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. ...
"Why?" I exclaimed. Why? Why? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SOME SORT OF "GOFFIK" VAMPIRE WHO HAS NO EMOTION, LIKE EBONY!
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered. Well, for one thing, she was drinking a glass of red blood, and cereal with red blood in it...yeah, she's a vampire.
"Yeah." I roared. Stop flirting with other men! Draco will be pissed.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.