Peter: Right Children. Buzz, do whatever you want as long as you don't break anything. The rest of you, you're coming shopping with us.
Kevin: That's not fair!
Linnie: Can't I go to a friends?
Peter: We need some help buying stuff.
Kate: yeah, we have a lot to get with the baby here now and...
Buzz: To be fair Dad, they're not the ones with the Mark Spitz sperm...
Peter: Do you want to come?
Buzz: Behave kids (leaves)
Linnie: It's not fair, it'll take ages.
Kate: Well Linnie, you said you were doing nothing today.
Linnie: Well...yeah...it'll just be boring
Peter: Come on Children
At The Mall
Kate: Thank you for getting that for us Jeff, you've actually been really helpful, So has Linnie.
Kate looks at Megan and Kevin.
Kate: Others have been less helpful.
Peter; Why don't you two go off and get a drink or something.
Kate: but don't go anywhere Kevin, stay with Megan.
Megan: Ok bye!
Megan and Kevin begin to walk off.
Megan: Right then asshole, I have organized something, so you need to sit at another table in here (points to a burger joint) and you are going to be quiet and not bother me.
Kevin: So you were acting up deliberately?
Megan: Yeah, now don't walk next to me on the way in.
Megan and Kevin walk into the burger place and Kevin goes and sits at a table on his own, whilst Megan goes and sits at a table with a boy about her age.
Kevin(to self): A date? Really?
About an hour later
Megan: I've got to go now Jason, but that was awesome.
Jason: Ok, see you at school.
Megan walks to Kevin's table
Megan: Kevin?...Kevin?
Kevin(Jumping up from behind the chair): Ra!
Megan: Oh my God! You had me scared for a second.
Kevin: Ha Ha Ha. You should've seen your face.
Megan: Ha ha ha! That gives me an idea!
Kevin: can't we just go back to Mom and Dad.
Megan: I will.
At another store
Pete: Oh look Megan's back. Hi Meg... where's Kevin?
Megan: What?...oh
Kate: Oh my God he's lost
Kevin: Ra!
Megan high fives Kevin
Peter: You two are in trouble!