(TIME LAPSE. A FEW DAYS LATER. It's late February now.)

KEVIN: Mommy, why don't we get to meet the baby yet?

KATE: She's still in me.

KEVIN: You ate my baby sister?!

PETER: No not necessarily, you and your siblings grew in your mom until you were big enough to come out.

BUZZ: You and Mom had sex, Dad.[Eats a hot pocket]

KEVIN: Oh, ew!

MEGAN: Buzz!

LINNIE: Yeah Buzz, you can't tell him that. He's only eight years old...

JEFF: You are sick, Man.

BUZZ: What, it's true! Ass-wad.

FRANK: Looks like me and Leslie won't be telling our kids that story anymore.

ROD: You two scared me when you told that story.

[Kevin shot him in the ass with his nerf gun]

BROOKE: Mom, how are babies made?

LESLIE[Looks at Frank]: Oh, dear.

FULLER[Drinking a can of ginger ale]: Ya where do babies come from?

FRANK: Easy Son, no wetting the hide-a-way bed tonight.

[The TV is flipped on to the news, showing Marv and Harry getting their mugshots and then them talking about their past experiences]

REPORTER: Is it true that you had a run-on with a boy named Kevin McCallister on Christmas eve?

HARRY[Into the microphone]: Yes, it's true. He blowed off my head with a fuckin' blowtorch then hit me with a paintcan! And now I don't have a gold tooth anymore[Opened his mouth showing where his gold tooth used to be]

PETER: Is that why I found a gold tooth on the floor, Christmas morning?

REPORTER: What about you, Mr. Merchants?[Points the microphone at Marv]

MARV: The little shithead put tar on the steps near the garage then glass ornaments on the floor. It felt like 100 needles on my feet! Then I got hit with an iron...

KEVIN: Turn it off! [Turns off the T.V.]

BUZZ: To make a baby: First our parents remove all of their clothes. Then they climb into bed – or sometimes they just do it on the couch – and do some things that feel very good to them, but would make you throw up if you saw it. Then they kiss and when his di— A.K.A sex.

THE KIDS: OK, we get it!

KATE: Buzz, go into your room.

BUZZ: Not unless you were growing on my ass!

PETER: Who taught you this stuff. Young Man?

BUZZ: Health class, duh! [Rolls his eyes]

SONDRA: I'm scared now. [Groans in disgust]

BUZZ: Hey, you all asked for it.

TRACY: We didn't think you would tell us that.

[Xoxo...Flashback about 17 years ago. Let's say that Kate got pregnant with Buzz in the 1st year of college. And she's about to tell Peter they are going to be parents. Xoxo...]

KATE: I'm pregnant.

PETER: We are gonna have a baby! Honey, what's wrong?

KATE: Nothing, I just thought we'd be married or at least engaged by the time we were expecting a baby.

[He leads her into his bedroom and pulled out a pink box, standing on one knee.]

PETER: I was planning on proposing during our anniversary next week, but you telling me we are going to have a baby is the best news yet. Will you marry me?

KATE: Yes![He slipped the ring on her finger]

Authors Note: Sorry for the shortness, I can't think of anymore and it's 5am. I have not ate anything since yesterday afternoon so I'm starving. Goodbye for right now!