Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! But I like to floss...er, flass. if u do den u r a prep! Oh no, anything but a prep!

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. The students were either scarred or were given some serious eye candy. I think it depends on the student.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Why did you scream that?

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. Her smile is quite understated! She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Doesn't anyone in this story know how to dress in public? She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Why is everyone a clone of Ebony too? Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. Sorry, Tara, but I'm going to have to say this: you are an idiot. You have never read Harry Potter. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) Pics or it didn't happen.

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Ignore his 1950's insults!

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. Back up! You're Ebony, remember? I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. Are you changing POVs all of a sudden? He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. You still talk like Ebony... We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) ARE YOU EBONY OR VAMPIRE?

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire. So you're Ebony, right?

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility YOUR VIRILITY HAS BEEN LOST. to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. You BUSTED into tears? A vase doesn't have tears when it's busted. Why should Ebony?