Minecraft Mini's

by KitCat30

This is supposed to be a set of Minecraft one shots that make you laugh. -some are more funny than others-. I will add OC's if you would like. Please give me ideas for more one shots. This will be updated randomly for funny stuff just comes to mind randomly. Thank you! And I don't have someone correcting me so if you find something wrong tell me.

2. The Black Box

The Black Box.

So once again I need ideas. Now enjoy.

Herobrine's Pov:

There it was the item I knew none about. On an oak shelf this medium sized black box sat unmoving. I knew this was KitCat's house and I wasn't supposed to touch anything, but you know curiosity killed the cat. I quickly tapped the box and when nothing happened I picked it up. The box wasn't to heavy and was pretty thin. Then I noticed buttons on the side of this box tapping two of the three both doing nothing. Then I tapped the third button and part of the box illuminated. The box had the words 'Android' before going to a password scene. Terrified I tried every word I knew still not unlocking the secrets within the mysterious box. I then proceeded in tearing apart the room every password I tried. Finally I had found the right one and opening the boxes secrets to me. Inside more boxes lied these ones colorful with pictures. Confused I pressed the box that had the word 'Minecraft' the box brought me to a screen. I the pressed change skin and typed my name. I jumped as I saw the exact replica of me. I yelled at the screen trying to save the fake me but instead I pressed back. Looking once again at the screen I pressed start, then create a new world, finally I pressed creative, then finish. I pressed buttons until I realized what to do, going into my 'creative inventory' I grabbed out TNT, mobs o' many colors, flint and steel, and a diamond sword. I proceeded to torture the land and it's people, laughing hysterically in the process. Oh how fun this was! After becoming bored with this so called 'Minecraft' that was seemingly similar to my world, I played another game.

This one was called 'Flappy Bird' as I went to the start screen I stared at the yellow bird. Then I pressed play and the screen stated 'tap to fly' so I tapped and the bird flew up before shooting down. Just before it hit the bottom I tapped the screen a few more times and the bird flew. HA! I shouted as I made the bird fly through the first green hoop. I got the bird to fly through three more hoops before I failed. Growling I tried once again not even passing four green hoops before failing once again. Now completely frustrated I tried again and again before I completely lost it.

Finally I couldn't take the bird noises, I chucked the black box at the wall. On impact it shattered from the sheer force. Afterwards I just screamed at the shattered pieces until I couldn't scream any longer. I then sat down in the corner mumbling about a bird defeating me.

KitCat30's Pov:

Bursting through the door of my house, I ran up the stairs singing, 'No homework get to play my tablet '. I walked into my room only to see the black pieces of my tablet across the floor. Instantly I heated up and yelled "WHO THE HAIL BROKE MY TABLET! IF I FIND YOU YOU WILL REGRET IT!". Then I saw Herobrine in the corner mumbling about defeat by a bird. Instantly I knew who broke my tablet, but somehow I was not that mad. I chuckled when I realized what bird he was talking about. "Oh Flappy Bird you never fail to annoy do you?" I left Herobrine sitting in the corner.

A/N That day Herobrine learned not to touch my stuff, and never to play the little black box or Flappy Bird. Although Herobrine was still punished for breaking my tablet with a real world Flappy Bird game, and he had to get past 20 hoops to get out. Oh how fun it was to watch that.