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Lupin/Tonks

"We're married, you know."

"I know this. We've just married a month ago so I don't think I could forget that quickly."

"So we can share things with each other that we can't share with others."

"Can you get to your point, Nymphadora."

"I will not continue talking to you if you call me that."

"Does it matter, really?"

"Yes!"

"Even after all these years?"

"Absolutely!"

"Bloody hell, Tonks, just get to the point then."

"…I don't think I should tell you after what you've said."

"Then I don't think it matters tremendously bad, does it?"

"Oh no, not really. Babies aren't important at all. I'll just bring it up later if I remember."

"Babies? What do you mean babies?"

"I mean I'm having a baby, Reamus."

"You can't have a baby alone, can you?"

"Well, I guess not."

"Fantastic."

"You really think so?"

"It's too late to think otherwise. Of course I think so."

"Good. Wonderful, actually."

Molly/Arthur

"I don't think those three upstairs don't plan on going back to Hogwarts."

"I can see the morning tea conversation today won't be light."

"I'm serious, Arthur. They've not packed their trunks. Hermione's the only one to have been gathering things and she's only taken three books from her stack."

"Would you upset if I said I've known this for a few days now?"

"Of course not, I've suspected they wouldn't be returning."

"Then what ever are we having this discussion for, darling?"

"We're going to have to find a way to buy extra ingredients for potions today at Diagon Alley. If we buy them and leave them out I'm sure Hermione will take them. Dittany is a necessity. And the tent. You'll have to make sure you get out the spare tent. I think Ron's been rummaging around for it at night when he thinks we've gone off to bed."

"We can't afford a lot of these things. We've just bought Ginny's school supplies."

"Fred and George might be willing to help pay. I think they know about it too."

"No, no, no. I'll see about a few more hours at the Ministry."

"I've no shame asking them for help. Besides, we may as well return Ron's books. He's not actually going to use them."

"Even after all these years, Molly, you continue to surprise. I fall in love with you again every day."

"As do I, Arthur. As do I."

Bill/Fleur

"I think Ron and Hermione are going to get married."

"Vhere does vis come vrom, Bill?"

"He stares at her like she's the only person in the world."

"Oui, mon amore. Vow come you just now vind this out?"

"I was too busy predicting when Ginny and Harry would start dating, actually."

"Silly voys! I vill never understand!"

"Boys say the same about girls, you know."

Ron/Ginny

"Why did you tell Harry not to date me?"

"Because we're leaving and I don't want you distracted at school because of him."

"It's not your place to make my decisions!"

"It's not Harry's place to let you think he's coming back alive!"

"You don't determine his success, Ron. His success doesn't matter, anyway, because I want to date him!"

"I won't allow it. He cherishes my friendship more than your companionship!"

"Somehow I doubt that."

"Is that why he's broken up with you, is it?"

"I love him, Ron. You can't make that go away."

"He doesn't love you back."

"What do you know about love, Ron?"

"More than you do."

"You don't know anything. If you did, you'd be with Hermione right now! And she'd tell you what a horrible thing you're doing. But you don't know what it's like to be in love, Ron, so you wouldn't understand what I'm saying."

"I won't let it happen. I won't!"

Luna/Neville

"Ginny has been extra mean to everyone this week."

"She seems to have a lot of Rakspurts around her head these days. Perhaps her thoughts are jumbled."

"Rakspurts make you mean?"

"Not at all, Neville. People make you mean. Rakspurts are just the little babies of mean people, if you think about it. Ginny will be alright soon. I bet she'd smile if she had some of my banana pudding. It's quite delicious, you know."

"I'd like some pudding. I don't think it's going to help Ginny, though."

"Do you want to feed Thestrals with me?"

Lilly/Sirius

"Severus Snape stares at you an awful lot."

"We're friends. He stares to make sure I'm safe, Sirius."

"James doesn't like it, you know."

"I know."

"Why do you let him do it, then?"

"Because he's my friend."

"He's not a very good friend."

"Neither are you, but I've not made James stop hanging around with you."

"That's because I'm fun. I make James fun, too."

"And Severus makes me observant. I don't think it matters, anyway, Sirius. I'm still with James."

"James thanks Merlin for it every night, too."

Snape/Harry

"You're a brat."

"Excuse me?"

"You're a mischievous brat, just like your father."

"I am also caring like my mother, you know."

"You're nothing like your mother. Nothing like her at all."

"And why is that? What would you know about my mother?"

"This conversation is over, Mr. Potter."

Hermione/Luna

"What were you and Harry doing last night? I saw you and him walk through the court yard."

"He found me feeding the baby thestrals. He stuck around for company, I think. Thestrals are great listeners, you see."

"I mean to ask if you guys are suddenly dating."

"I don't know about Harry, but I am certainly not seeing anyone. Unless you count thestrals but I am positive that that is not dating."

"I meant you and Harry. Are you and Harry a couple?"

"That's an awfully strange question to be asking. I always thought he fancied Ginny Weasley."