Chapter 11.

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Cuz that's what goffik BFFs do. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Draco couldn't go into your room either...hmm, what do you have in your room, Ebony?

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. You didn't die like Draco? They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! Your boyfriend just died in an impossible way, you should be fucking depressed! I'm not helping, am I? I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. More black and pink stuff. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap Seriously, who? was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin WHO? was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks. That reminds me of those Harry Potter "broomsticks" that were taking off the shelf because teens were riding it for a little bit too long...

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" But aren't "Snap" and "Loopin" underage as well? Sorry if I'm wrong here, but...I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. STOP PUTTING GUNS IN MY HOGWARTS! Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid Again, WHO? ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" Gasp!

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. Snap has a very odd personality. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. EXTRA! EXTRA! HOGWARTS STUDENT YELLS IN MADLY!

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. How is Edward still alive then?

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. I'm hoping you meant "cloak".

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. What the...

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HER!" STOP STEALING DRACO'S LINES!