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Note: Pure dialogue! It's just something I'm doing for the heck of it. Feel free to flame or fame it in the reviews :)
Lavender/Ron
"You remind me of a carrot!"
"Why? Because of my hair?"
"You're a cute carrot. My carrot Won Won!"
"That's nice and all, but please don't call me a carrot."
"Do you taste like a carrot too?"
"Are you asking to snog me?"
"Are you agreeing?"
Ginny/Hermione
"I'll admit I like Harry if you admit you like Ron."
"I don't think anything needs admitting."
"No, because it's obvious that you like Ron and that I like Harry. But if we admit it to each other then we'll have someone to talk to about it."
"And what if I like McClagen?"
"Nobody likes him."
"Right…but if I did…this would be pointless."
"But you don't."
"I know, but it was worth a shot."
"I'll go first. My name is Ginny and I am in love with Harry Potter."
"You said love, Ginny."
"Yes."
"Did you mean to say love?"
"Yes."
"Oh."
"Your turn."
"My name is Hermione Granger and I am in love with my best friend's brother."
"I have a lot of brothers. I'm sure any of them would be willing to have you, though."
"Ron. I love your brother, Ron!"
"Aw, we're in love. It's kind of sweet."
"Let's stop talking about it now."
Harry/Ron
"Cho is going with Cedric."
"That's ruddy."
"I may as well lose this bloody tournament on purpose. He's already won the girl! He may as well have a shot at the cup as well!"
"Have you figured out who Hermione's going with?"
"We're talking about Cho."
"Yea, but she's going with someone. Do you think Hermione's really going with someone?"
"I don't think Hermione has it in her to lie."
"Bloody hell."
"What?"
"He better not hurt her."
"Ron, ron, ron."
"Don't start, Harry!"