AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! I almost did, but my readers...they depend on me! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. Cool story bro. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! Oh, I know how she gets 10 good reviews! No, not herself, but a CRAZED GOFFIK FAN! The goffik fan wakes up in the morning, and his first thought is "Oh, shit, My Immortal new chapter." He slits his "rists" because he wants to be like his idol, then sits down and logs on, yelling "TELL ME A STORY TARA GILESBIE!"

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Okay, I can't stand horror movies, they creep me out. I laughed at this chapter. This should tell you how "scray" it is.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. You're right; Volcemort was. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Volcemort isn't fat! I think. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) You accuse other underage people of being pedophiles, why choose this one to stand by?

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. Some of this dialogue seems ripped directly out of Sonichu #8. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." Cue TV Tropes editors rushing to the My Immortal article to add Cluster F Bomb trope. I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. YOU BRUST INTO TEARS? I THOUGHT YOU BUSTED, NOW YOU BRUST? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! Please tell me you didn't mean that like I think you did. We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Phew. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) This is like watching ten-year-olds do stand-up; they don't really know where the joke is, so they explain practically everything. and a really huge you-know-what No, what? and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. Oh great, you're a satanist. One of those people who spams those "CHRISTIANITY PROVED TO NOT BE TRUE, SATAN IS OUR CREATOR GO TO THIS HORRIBLE WEBSITE" on YouTube comment sections. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. Oh my gosh, BEST ANGST EVER, Tara! I can't wait for the next chapter! /sarcasm