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Molly/Ginny

"Do we need to talk about Harry?"

"What, mum? Are you kidding?"

"Well, I overheard Ron say to Hermione that you love him. I wanted to know if we needed to talk."

"About what? Love? I think I know how love works, mum."

"I meant about other things, Ginevra."

"What do you mean other things!"

"You know, Ginny, thiiings. Do we need to talk about … protections?"

"Mum, this is disgusting."

"Well, just because you're a witch doesn't mean you don't get feelings."

"I am not getting those feelings!"

"Well, don't be afraid to ask if you get those feelings, Ginny. I'm always here to talk about it."

"This was fantastically awkward but I think it's best if we don't try to talk about it ever again.

Harry/Luna

"You know Slughorn."

"It's hard to miss him. He's quite a loud man, Harry."

"He has a dinner for the holidays."

"Everyone has a dinner for the holidays, silly. I bet everyone has deserts too."

"Those invited are expected to bring a date."

"Oh, that sounds quite lovely. I suspect you and Hermione will be going together? She sticks close to you, you know."

"She's taking someone else."

"That's a pity."

"So I am asking you to go. I couldn't imagine taking anyone else, really."

"Oh, daddy will be so excited. He bought me a holiday dress, you see, to wear at Christmas but now I can wear it here. He's said I'll look like a large flower."

"That's a yes, right?"

"Well I wouldn't wear the dress if I said no. I'm quite hungry now, are you off to the Great Hall? I've heard they're serving jello for dessert tonight."

Fred/George

"I think we need to get rid of the puking pasties for a while."

"Why's that?"

"They're outselling the other things. It's one of our cheapest products."

"That's why they sell so well, George."

"I know that. However, nothing else is selling as quickly. I don't know if there's really an expiration date on them. Mum said we could lose the shop if anyone were harmed."

"You always listened to mum more than I did."

"I like working a joke shop, is all. I don't want it backfiring on us."

"Give a bunch of them to Ron as a gift. If they backfire then we'll know to make sales on those items, right?"

"I guess that will work."

"It'll be bloody funny too."

"I always knew there was a reason we were twins."

Sirius/James

"What shall we do to Severus Snape today?"

"He's studying with Lilly tonight, you know that."

"I know that."

"She'll be awfully mad at you, James."

"She wouldn't leave me if I did anything."

"That may be true but she can get mad. Haven't you learned that?"

"Lilly is like an angry kitten for me."

"She's a lioness, James. That's why she's a Gryffindor."

"How about we drop his pants at dinner? I've been practicing that one silently. There'd be tons of leftover food!"

"That does sound like a plan."

"And Lilly will avoid him for weeks!"

Lilly/Snape

"I am sorry about James."

"I've learned to push out his horrible tricks."

"He exposed you to the entire Great Hall. That's not a horrible trick! That's just outright illegal!"

"You don't care at all, Lilly. You let it happen and you will continue to let it happen."

"I've spoken to him, and he swears he won't do it again."

"You've spoken to him a million times. He never listens. I tell you this time and time again. He won't listen now just like he always does."

"He'll listen because I've threatened to leave him this time, Severus! How is it you mistrust my choice in James so much? I love him!"

"You love him?"

"I do."

"Does he know that?"

"He does."

"Then it will never stop. He knows you won't leave him. You know he won't listen. And I know that I've finally lost everything to him. You've made your choice, Lilly. I'll lend an ear whenever you ask but I don't think we can continue meeting up like this anymore. It will hurt too much."

"Severus, please don't behave this way. Can't you be happy for me?"

"I'm happier for you than you'd ever understand. All I want is for you to be happy and safe, and you've got it. But a selfish part of me always wanted it to be me by your side. Please think about that before you ask me not to behave this way. We are seventeen years old and I've been at it for years. I can't stand by and watch you pick him any longer. You're always going to be in my heart, Lilly. It will always beat for you, but I just can't do this another minute."

"Severus, you can't be mad at me for falling in love with him."

"Of course I'm not. I wouldn't dream of it. I'm mad at him for falling in love with you."

Hermione/Harry

"If you want to go after him I will understand."

"Not at all. There's no chance of it at all. He left because he didn't stop and listen to me."

"That's Ron, you know. He jumps ahead all the time."

"He chose to be jealous and that's his problem. I am here and I am staying because I want to save the world. If he doesn't want to be a part of that then I am fine by that. He made that choice."

"I am glad you stayed, you know."

"Of course I stayed. My personal feelings aren't anywhere near as important as making sure lives are saved so that someday my feelings can be the most important thing to me. I have enough sense to understand that."

"You don't need to yell, Mione."

"Yes, I do! Ron left because he's a jealous git! I have to yell because I'm bloody angry at him!"

"I know you love him, Hermione. I know it hurts to see him leave."

"It doesn't hurt. I don't love him. I can't love a man who chooses himself over the world."

"Oh, bloody hell. That's a lie if I've ever heard one."

"So?"

"You can cry on my shoulder. I'll understand."

"Thanks but I'm not shedding a tear for him."

"I bet he's crying for you."

"I don't care."

"Yes you do."

"Maybe…"