AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk I am sadface that Tara Gilesbie doesn't like me! frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!

"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" "No." "Bitch."

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" Please do not put those images in my head. I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. You are a strange vampire, Ebony. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. "OH MEH CELESTIA! I'M SO DEPRESSED I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO MORE GOFFIK MUSIC AND hey it's time for Biology class"

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. Isn't this the part where something crazy goes down or is this just filler? I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco! Who has two thumbs and totally called it? This guy!

"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." /Cluster F Bomb Then... he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" No such song. Did you mean "The Chronicles of Life and Death"? (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. No. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr! Make me.) .

"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) Then why would you want to kiss like her? and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Wait...that's a Hillary Duff movie! Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.