Disclaimer: I still don't own anything to do with Harry Potter I just own the way I write the words to make sentences that make up paragraphs that make up the story that you are reading.

What the Hell Harry!

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The day after Dumbledore rescued Molly, Ginny, Hermione and Ron from them Sirius and everyone else he thought they could trust started making plans for a way to find Harry.

"We'll have to split up and search for him but we can't make it noticeable because we don't want the Death eaters to notice." Remus said and everyone nodded.

"Why can't we just send an owl?" Fred asked.

"Because Harry's a smart kid he probably already had a repelling spell for owls placed on him. He's probably just sitting around somewhere reading up on how to fight you-know-who." Remus said and Fred and George looked at each other before shrugging.

"Alright well if you need any help me and Fred will be in our room." George said and they both disappeared with a loud crack and they reappeared a few seconds later in there room.

"Well Fred what do you think should we send a owl to Harry. I don't think he has a repelling spell on himself." George said and Fred nodded.

"Your most likely right let's give it a go." Fred said so they sat down and wrote a letter before taking Pig who Ron left and tying the letter onto his leg.

"Take this to Harry Pig." George said and Pig quickly flew out of the window.

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"You are not going to win." Seamus said as Harry poured them all another shot.

"Well see." Harry said and raised the glass. "To a new drinker beating the Irishman at his own sport." He said and Dean and Seamus laughed as they all took the drink. Just as Harry started to pour another one Pig flew through the window and crashed into him. He grabbed the letter ready to throw it away when he saw that it wasn't Ron's sloppy handwriting on the letter so he carefully opened it.

Harry,

We are so sorry about what our former mother, Dumbledore; there kids Ron & Ginny, and Granger did to you. We swear on our magic that we didn't know anything about what they were doing and if we did then we would have told you. Everyone is worried about you. We were just wondering if you would want to meet up sometime so we could talk in person. If so just tell us when and where.

Fred and George Weasley

P.S. you might want to think about getting some wards up so owls can't just fly in people would end up finding you.

Harry raised an eyebrow before going into his room and getting a quill and ink out and writing back to the twins.

Hey guy's I fine and it's not your fault and your mum and Dumble's that's fucking gross. Thanks for writing and thanks for the advice about the wards might see you at Hoggy.

Harry Potter

"Hedwig take this to Fred and George." Harry called out as he walked back into the living room and held the letter up as Hedwig flew in and grabbed the letter in her beak before flying back out the window. "So anyone up for a trip to Diagon Alley tomorrow I gotta visit the bank and book store."

"Sure." Dean said and Seamus shrugged as Harry poured them another drink and they all took it as they started to watch the movie.

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The next morning Harry woke up with a huge headache and he got up and left the room confused for a few seconds as he saw Dean and Seamus passed out on the floor. So he grabbed his wand and cast a silencing charm around the room and then he went over to the stereo and picked up the first CD on the stack by Green Day called American Idiot. He put it in the CD player and turned it up as loud as it would go and the song American Idiot started blaring through the speakers as Harry plugged his ears and Dean and Seamus jumped up.

"What the hell Harry." Dean cried out as he covered his head with his pillow.

"Get up after breakfast I need someone to spot me on the weights." Harry said and went into his room and got changed into shorts and a tee shirt and brushing his teeth he grabbed his wallet and went downstairs and to Stephanie's store. When he went in he saw a woman in her early twenties behind the counter and smiled as he made his way to the food. Quickly finding eggs, milk, orange juice, bread, butter and jam; he looked around and found some pots and pans and after paying for it all he took it back up stairs and started making breakfast. After it was done and they all ate Harry went over to the weight bench and putting a hundred pounds on it and tried lifting it and it was easy so he added twenty to both sides and it was harder so he decided to stick with that until it became too easy.

They took turns each doing three sets of ten and the person who wasn't using the bench press or spotting would do curls with dumbbells. By the end of there work out there arms were starting to get sore. After they were done Harry got into the shower and when he was done he pulled on a pair of baggy blue jeans with a green tee shirt and his black button up un buttoned with the sleeves rolled up. After he was done dressing he spiked his hair up then put his white watch on his left wrist and before he left the room he slid his wallet, phone, key, and wand into his pockets and grabbed his Oakley's and slid them on as he left his room to see Dean and Seamus both dressed and sitting on the couch.

"You guys ready to go." He asked as he put his white shoes on and they nodded so Harry held the door open and they got up and walked out side. Harry locked the door before walking down the steps with a small yawn.

"So how we gettin there." Dean asked as they walked out of the back alley and to answer his question Harry pulled out his wand and raised it. With a loud bang a violet triple decker bus suddenly appeared in front of them.

"Welcome to the Knight Bus transportation for the stranded witch or wizard." Said Stan Shunpike reading off a card before looking up. "It's 'Arry Potter. I'm Stan Shunpike you remember me I was 'ere last time you rode the bus." He said and Harry chuckled a little bit.

"Yea I remember you Stan. Listen I need to get to Diagon Alley fast. Here's ten galleons." He said and pulled them out of his wallet and his eyes went wide as he let them all on the bus and called to Stan to go straight to Diagon Alley. So it was only a few minutes later that the bus came to a stop outside of the Leaky Cauldron. "Thank you Stan." Harry said as he, Dean, and Seamus all climbed off the bus slightly green and it shot away again. They stood there for a few seconds letting there stomachs catch up with them before they walked into the pub.

As they walked in everyone looked at the door and when they saw Harry's scar they all stared at him and Harry sneered before he flipped them the bird making Dean, Seamus and Tom laugh as Harry led his friends through the pub and out the back where they came up to a brick wall. Harry pulled out his wand and tapped a brick and it formed an arch way.

"Alright guy's I gotta go to the bank lets meet at Fortescue's in an hour." Harry said looking at his watch and Dean and Seamus nodded.

"Alright mate see ya then." Dean said before they wandered off and Harry made his way to the bank by himself.

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Albus Dumbledore was not a very happy person his plan to use Harry Potter was ruined. He didn't know where it went wrong. But it was too late to fix that because he didn't know where Harry was. And just as he was thinking that the alarm that he put up in Diagon Alley started going off as it read Harry Potter's magical core gong through the arch way. He went to his fire place only to remember he was out of floo powder. So he quickly left his office and met his lover and children along with Miss Granger as they left the great hall and they followed him as he quickly made his way out of the door. When they got to the gates they quickly ran to the Three Broom sticks and used the floo to the Leaky Cauldron.

"Tom have you seen Mr. Potter." Dumbledore asked out of breath.

"He just went through here not ten minutes ago." Tom said and Dumbledore led them through the pub and out the back where he pushed past an old woman who just opened the arch and started frantically looking around in all the shops but couldn't seem to find him anywhere.

"I don't think he's here any longer. But we should wait in the Leaky Cauldron to see if he comes through." Dumbledore said with a sigh almost an hour later having checked Diagon alley multiple times and even Knock turn alley once.

"Professor Dumbledore I think I see him. But he looks different." Hermione said and pointed to Fortescue's where Harry, Dean and Seamus were sitting down to eat some ice cream and Dumbledore led the way over to them.

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As Harry walked into the bank he went up to one of the desk and bowed deeply as he asked to see either Ragnok.

"And who do you think you are important enough to see the head goblin." The goblin before him sneered.

"I think I am Lord Harry James Gryffindor-Slytherin-Merlin-Potter." Harry said in a low voice and the goblin paled, something Harry thought was impossible, before he jumped out of his seat and quickly lead Harry to Ragnok's office. The goblin was about to knock when the door opened and a Ragnok was showing a goblin out and when he saw Harry a large smile appeared on his face.

"Harry how are you doing. What brings you to Gringotts?" He said cheerfully as he pulled Harry into the office leaving the two goblins starring wide eyed as the door shut in there face,

"I've been great Ragnok, I got my own place yesterday and already got it furnished but some of my friends gave me a warning that I really took to heart. I was wandering if you could help me find the best warder's to send my post somewhere else where it couldn't be tracked and could be looked through for any dangers." Harry said and Ragnok nodded his head as he motioned for Harry to sit down.

"Would you like some tea?" He asked as he poured a cup for himself.

"Yes thank you." Harry said and Ragnok poured another cup and carried a tray over. He sat it on his desk and Harry took a sip of it.

"Well what your asking for is very easy to do I could have someone one do it in minutes and we would send the mail here to be checked and if anything dangerous is sent we will track whoever sent it but if its just mail we will send it to you." Ragnok told Harry as he took a drink of his tea.

"That sounds perfect. When could you have it done?" Harry asked excitedly.

"If you give me your address I can send some one over immediately to put the wards up." He said and so Harry gave him the address and paid 35,000 galleons to get the wards set up and have the bank check his mail. After he gave Ragnok the money he called in a goblin he introduced as Gladlik and he explained what he wanted and when he was done Gladlik left to get to work. "So was there anything else you needed Harry."

"Well I was wondering about getting trained in fighting and I need it before I go back to Hogwarts. I need to be ready for anything." Harry said and Ragnok nodded his head again.

"Well there are goblin runes that could slow down time in small spaces that we use to train in a time of war we are actually training now. It only works eight hours a day but each hour outside of what ever room your using is a day on the inside. So if you use it for the rest of the summer your looking at three-hundred and thirty-six day's of use." Ragnok said and Harry's eyes went wide.

"How much would it cost to do that?" Harry asked

"It would cost one million galleons." Ragnok said

"How long will it take to set it up?" Harry asked and Ragnok grinned.

"I could send a few goblins over to your house right away and it would only take about an hour to get it done." Ragnok said grin getting larger.

"That would be perfect." Harry said as he grabbed his wallet and was about to empty it on the table.

"Ah Mr. Potter could we take this to Gringotts vault. It will be easier than transferring it from here to there." Ragnok said and Harry shrugged as he got up and followed Ragnok to a door behind his desk that led to a cart that they climbed into. They shot off straight and then it went into a quick drop going basically straight down. When they finally stopped it was to Gringotts Vault 0 that Ragnok opened and Harry saw mountains of gold Ragnok asked him to put the money in so he quickly did. After he was done he turned to Ragnok.

"Could we visit Merlin's vault I want to see if there are any books on staff magic or mage magic there." Harry said and Ragnok nodded and they walked back to the cart and it shot off and jerked to a stop in under a minute at vault number 1. Harry walked up to the door and Ragnok told him to push the finger with Merlin's ring into the small hole in the door. he did so and felt a small prick on his finger just before the door opened and smoke came out. Harry looked inside expecting to see mountains of gold, silver, and bronze but instead saw a huge book shelf with runes on the side of it with Celtic symbols covering everything else. And then on a table in front of the book case were jewels and then there was a door in the back labeled 'money'.

Ragnok was going to stand by the cart but Harry motioned for him to follow him and they went in. Harry walked up to the table and looked in to see rings and necklaces he just looked over them for a few seconds before going over to the book case with Ragnok.

"Umm do you think you can ell what these runes are." Harry asked and Ragnok chuckled before he started looking at the runes.

"Well there are runes to shrink and enlarge the book case and runes to keep the books on the case unless taken off by someone of the Merlin ancestry. The rest are just protection runes." Ragnok said

"Do you think you could shrink it for me?" Harry asked eagerly.

"You just tap it with your wand and it will shrink." Ragnok said so Harry got out his wand and tapped the book case and it shrank down to the size of a pocketbook. Harry picked it up and an idea popped into his head as he went over to the table and picked up a silver necklace and put it through the book case and put it around his neck.

"I think that's it." Harry said and they left the vault and got into the cart and they were off again when they got back to Ragnok's office it was to see four goblins and a wizard standing by the door.

"You called for us sir." Tallest goblin asked

"Yes I did Mr. Potter is getting a goblin time room in his apartment and we want you to install it." Ragnok said "You are our best and that's what Mr. Potter wants." He said so after he gave them the address they quickly left the office the wizard staring at Harry with wide eye's as he went.

"Mr. Potter I under stand that Voldemort is going to come after you and I would like to offer you goblin training. You would have to come here everyday for the rest of the summer and we could train you in any and all fight styles. So you would have sixteen day's each day for the rest of the summer. The first with us from four to twelve and then the second one you could turn on when ever you want at your house. So you would have 672 day's so you would be short of two years of training by 58 day's. What do you say?" Ragnok asked and Harry thought about it for a minute.

"That would be great I would love to. When do I start." Harry asked.

"Well if you could be here at three tomorrow because we need to get you some weapons from your vault until we can get your own made." Ragnok said

"That would be great." Harry said as he shook Ragnok's hand happily.

"Is there anything else that you need today Harry?" Harry thought for a few second before shaking his head.

"Nope I don't think so." Harry said so Ragnok lead him out of his office and to the lobby. When they go there they bowed to each other and shook hands in the shocked and quiet lobby before Harry left and Ragnok walked back to his office. Harry walked outside and looked at his watch and saw he still had fifteen minutes before he was to meet with Dean and Seamus so he just started walking around. He was just passing Ollivander's across the street when the door was thrown open and Mr. Ollivander was standing in the door way with a huge smile on his face and an owl on his arm. He didn't see Harry so he whispered into the owl's ear and it leapt into the air and flew over to Harry as Ollivander followed it with his eyes and when he saw it land on Harry's arm he started laughing and waved Harry over. Harry quickly walked over to the building and followed Ollivander through the stacks of wands to the back of the shop where Harry saw a table sitting in the middle of the room with a cover over it.

"Mr. Potter I have been up for twenty-four hours working on this. I closed the shop for the whole day after you left and I was just about to open after I finished." Ollivander said as he walked over to the table and grabbed the cloth and pulled it off and Harry saw a black walking stick with a knot on the top and it had a gold and silver design of a Phoenix on the knot a gold and silver snake slithering up the bottom a lion ready to pounce and a griffin in flight with dark green runes wrapping around it.

"It's beautiful but I though you were making me a staff." Harry said and Ollivander laughed again.

"I added an extra feature for you Mister Potter. I didn't think you would want to walk around with a staff all the time this would be more practical in the muggle world. It shrinks down to thirty-seven inches which it is at now and then it goes up to six-feet tall and it will work either way." Ollivander said as Harry walked over and gently picked it up. He grabbed the top of it and sat it on the ground and when he did a great white light filled the shop. Even people outside the shop saw a faint glow. When it disappeared Harry and Ollivander looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Was that a good thing?" Harry asked.

"Yes Mr. Potter that means that the staff is powerful. I expect very great things from it and you." Ollivander said

"Well I'll do all I can. So how do I make it a staff?"

"Just will it into a staff. Imagine it growing to six feet and push your magic into doing it." Ollivander said so Harry tried it and to his shock the walking stick grew into a staff.

"It's excellent." Harry said as he examined it. "How much do I owe you?" Harry asked.

"Nothing Mr. Potter it was pay enough to be able to make a staff again." Ollivander said

"Well then I think I have to get going. Thank you Mr. Ollivander." Harry said as he shrank the staff and shook Ollivander's hand and made his way back through the shop. He checked to see if Ollivander was following him and when he saw that he wasn't he stopped by the counter and thought two hundred Galleons and dumped them in an empty box before quickly leaving the shop and making his way to Fortescue's to meet Dean and Seamus.

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A/N well another chapter out hope you all like it R/R if you have anything positive negative or anything at all to say.