Disclaimer: still don't own them don't sue me.

THAT'S BLOODY WICKED!

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When Harry got to the ice cream parlor he saw Dean and Seamus walking over and waited for them.

"Hey Harry got everything done." Seamus asked and Harry nodded his head.

"Let's get some ice cream it's burning up out here." Harry said and they went in and waited in the line to get something.

"So we saw Dumbledore, the Weasley's and Hermione searching for you." Dean said as they got to the front of the line and got there ice cream and went back out side.

"Well hopefully they don't find me. I don't really feel like kicking there asses right now." He said and took a bite of his ice cream as Seamus looked behind him with a small snort.

"You spoke to soon Harry." He said and Harry looked over his shoulder to see Dumbledore, Molly, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione walking over towards him. Harry just shook his head as he started eating his ice cream with one hand and the other was gripping his cane.

"Harry there you are please come with us." Dumbledore said as he tried to grab Harry's arm but Harry slapped his hand away angrily and stood up.

"I don't think so Dumbledore. And to you I'm Mr. Potter." Harry said as the hot sun was quickly covered with black clouds.

"Shut the fuck up and come with us you arrogant git." Ron snapped pulling out his wand but Dumbledore placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him. Everyone jumped as a lightning blot flashed through the sky followed by a loud clap of thunder.

"Who the fuck are you to try to command me to do anything you worthless piece of shit. The bunch of you just get the fuck out of here." Harry said softly as lighting flashed in his eyes seconds before the ground a few yards away from the group was hit by lighting and it started to rain as thunder clapped again. Harry turned around to walk away when Dumbledore pulled his wand and Harry willed his cane into a staff and quickly turned and silently cast a shield charm that glowed a light green color and the spell Dumbledore fired was deflected.

"A staff." Dumbledore muttered. "How is it that you can wield a staff?"

"What you mean you, so you didn't check what power's I had before you blocked them you just blocked them." Harry said with a nasty smile on his face. "Now why don't you just do as I said and get the fuck out of here."

"Harry please you must come with us your not safe by yourself." Dumbledore tried to reason making Harry snort.

"Fuck off." Harry said before turning around and left with Dean and Seamus following him leaving a shocked crowd behind them. They made their way to the Leaky Cauldron and through the pub. Just as they were about to leave two pair of hands grabbed Harry and he turned around ready to attack only to come face to face with the Weasley twins.

"Harry you are going to kidnap us and you're gonna do it now!" One of them said both had a smile on their faces which quickly turned to looks of shock.

"Alright." Harry said with a nasty grin as he slid his Oakley's on. "Grab 'em." Harry said and grabbed a hold of Fred's arm and twisted it behind his back and Seamus copied him with George and they both gave a small cry of surprise before they were pushed into muggle London and Dean called the Knight bus.

"Welcome to the…" started the pimply faced Stan Shunpike reading off of a card before the twins were pushed onto it. After Harry gave the address and ten galleons they were off with a bang. When they got to the back alley Harry, Seamus and Dean led the twins up to the apartment. After the door was shut Harry stunned both of them.

"What'd you do that for?" Dean asked.

"Were gonna prank the pranksters." Harry said as he moved Fred into the bed room then went back out to George and starting casting spells. When he was done George looked like he was beaten with black eyes his nose looked broken his mouth was bleeding and his whole face was bruised. "Alright get ready to act mean." Harry said and went and woke up Fred.

"Alright get up you lazy piece of shit. What the hell are you doing lying around. Get up!" They heard Harry yell before Fred stumbled out of the room with his hands tied behind his back. "Your brother didn't give much info. Hopefully you'll give more." He said motioning to George.

"Wh…what did you do to him." Fred cried as he turned to Harry with tears of anger in his eyes. "What the hell did you do!" He roared as he ran at Harry and Harry quickly stunned him and sat him in a chair before doing the same charms he did to George and taking the ones off of George before waking his up.

"Hey Georgey boy good to see your with us again." Harry said in a quiet voice. "Unfortunately your brothers not." He said motioning to Fred's still body and George's eyes went wide before he fainted. Harry, Seamus and Dean looked at him for a few seconds before looking at each other and laughing hysterically. They were laughing so hard that Harry had tears of mirth streaming down his face as he waved his wand and managed to choke out Enervate and both of the twins started to stir. When they completely regained consciousness they looked at each other than the laughing Harry, Dean and Seamus.

"You bloody bastards." Fred and George yelled together before jumping on Harry.

"You got us." George said both of them trying to look upset before huge grins marred their faces.

"But we will get you back." Fred said before they got off of Harry.

"Do you really think that you can get the son, the godson, and pretty much the nephew of the Marauders?" Harry asked shoving the twins off of him.

"What your saying can't be true." Fred said quietly as they looked at him with wide eyes.

"It's the truth I speak and nothing more." Harry said with a grin.

"No it can't be." George said shaking his head.

"We were not living with two of our idols for a few days." Fred said as he shook his head.

"We were not living with." George stopped and his eyes went wide. "Padfoot and Mooney."

"Merlin." Fred said as he sat down slowly and George joined him.

"I think I'm going to be sick." George said as Dean and Seamus looked at Harry in confusion.

"The Marauder's are the greatest pranksters Hogwarts has ever known." Harry said

"Hey." Fred and George said angrily.

"You both know it's true that's why they are your idols. Anyway my father, godfather and a friend of theirs you know as Professor Lupin were the Marauder's. As well as their traitorous friend who works for Voldemort." Harry said and Seamus, Fred, and George all flinched at the name. Before anyone could say anything else there was a knock at the door and Harry answered it with his wand in his hand. When the door was opened he saw one of the goblin's who were sent to ward his apartment. The others were standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting.

"Hello Mr. Potter I just wanted to inform you that your wards were complete. We added runes to your living room making it indestructible, there are permanent silencing charms while the wards are up and an expansion charm as well. Ragnok has also informed me to tell you that he will be sending over some training dummies. The best part about the wards are they are transportable." The goblin said and Harry looked at him in shock.

"Transportable, how?" Harry asked and the goblin smiled happily.

"Simple really. We placed the runes on the wallpaper which is charmed to stay in perfect condition. If you merely need come to the bank and we'll remove it and place it in your new dwelling for a mere hundred galleons." The goblin said making Harry smiled happily.

"Excellent." He said shaking the goblins hand with a slight bow. "May your gold always flow."

"May your enemies meet a swift end." The goblin replied back with his own bow before leaving.

"What was that about Harry?" George asked as Harry turned around and saw them looking at him in shock.

"Business, so what are we gonna do today guys?" He asked looking at the other four who shrugged.

"There's this club that me and Dean go to some times with our fake IDs." Seamus said with a grin.

"Me and Gred are only seventeen and have no ID." One of the twins said.

"I'm only fourteen with no ID." Harry said with a shrug and they all looked at him funny.

"Mate you could pass for eighteen." Dean said

"Yeah well if they ask for an ID I'm outta luck." Harry said shrugging.

"Seamus let me see your ID." Fred said so Seamus pulled it out and handed it to him. Fred grabbed a piece of paper and laid them both down on the table. He waved his wand and started muttering under his breath and after a few seconds the paper split into three separate IDs with the twins pictures on two of them and Harry's on the third. "There now we have IDs."

"Well good sirs. I do believe we are going to go and get hammered to night. What say you?" Harry said picking up his ID.

"Aye." They all shouted with a laugh and Harry stopped as he looked at the twins with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" George asked.

"We gotta get you guys some real clothes to wear." Harry said and they looked down to see they were dressed in robes.

"Yeah that may be a good idea." Fred said rubbing the back of his neck.

"Well you think you can get home and get your clothes without being caught?" Harry asked and Fred held a hand to his chest.

"You wound us Harry." He said

"We are Fred and George we don't get caught." George said.

"We'll be back in little while." Fred said and they left the apartment.

"Well who wants some pizza?" Harry asked

"I could eat." Dean said and Seamus nodded.

"You know the number?" Harry asked tossing Dean his phone.

"Yup what are we getting?"

"Couple large a meat lover, a cheese, and a supreme." Harry said and Dean nodded before calling the place. "Oh and don't forget a couple things of breadsticks."

After Dean was finished ordering the food Harry put in a movie an action movie and they all sat back and watched it. They were about forty minutes into the movie when there was a knock at the door and Harry answered it to see a pizza guy. As he was paying for the food the twins came running around the corner with bags thrown over their shoulders. They stopped at the bottom of the stairs as the pizza guy started to walk down, When he got off the steps George started to go up but was pulled back by Fred who sprinted up the stairs.

"Took you guy's long enough." Harry said with a grin as they got inside and closed the door. "You just in time for some pizza though."

"Wicked." George said as Harry put the pizza's on the coffee table and grabbed some paper plates. They all dug into the food and had a good time joking around with each other as they watched movies and ate.