AN: Okay so raising the bar to T for this one. Trapped off-world, Daniel awakes to hear a question that he thinks is totally not for his ears. Daniel/Jack/Sam. Humour/Romance. Set any time with in the life of SG-1.

HEY CARTER: Question 3. " Is it all the way in yet, Carter?"

Daniel Jackson woke up in the cell the Goa'uld had tossed him in and instantly he really, really wished he was still asleep. He could hear noises coming from the adjoining cell shared by Jack and Sam, quiet whispering noises...noises he was sure he had no business knowing anything about.

"Sir, I can't quite..." Sam's soft voice cut itself off and Daniel heard her heave out a breath.

"Wait, wait, wait...is that better?" Jack whispered.

"Um, yeah a little...perhaps if you moved further down the bed it would be easier."

The springs creaked.

"How's that?"

"Yes, that's the outer edge, I can feel it, you are right there."

"Good because I'm not sure I can wait much longer, I'm actually starting to hurt now, Carter."

"Almost ready, Sir. Just a little longer...oh, ohhh...that's it. I feel the tingling starting again, keep moving but go slow Colonel, don't want you reaching your limit too quickly."

Jack moaned and tensed up a bit, he was sure this whole business should have been a lot easier, it's not like it was the first time he had a girl on top of him or anything. He shifted again, "Is it all the way in yet, Carter?" he asked, it was getting more and more difficult to hold on...he grunted.

"Almost. Yes that's the spot, right there, you got it." Sam let out a prolonged sigh and shifted her position along the tense, muscled form of her CO as he leaned forward slightly. "That's good, the angle is much more natural like that and the movement is just right, it won't take long if you can keep that up." she whispered breathlessly.

Next door Daniel placed his hands over his ears in an attempt to block out the intensifying sounds. The bed was creaking regularly now and both of them were making strangled groaning and panting noises. "Oh dear god!" he whispered to himself, this was so embarrassing. Why oh why had they chose now to sleep together?

After the ridiculously short length of time of two minutes Jack strained out, "Sa-am, hurry would you I can't hold on much longer, please."

Sam voice was pitched at exactly his level. "Yes, yes I'm there Sir, push up hard a couple of times and that should send me over, then you can let yourself go...yes that it...I'm getting off...now, nnnaahhhhh!"

Jack let out a prolonged grunting sound laced heavily with relief and then both of them fell completely silent. Daniel dared to listen into the unnatural silence, he grimaced hoping that now that it was over neither of them was regretting their decision...the lack of communication between them indicated that that might well be the case. Maybe he should say something, but then again maybe that would just make things worse, he bit his lip.

Next thing the archaeologist knew the light above his head disappeared into the ceiling and a sweaty face appeared above him. "Sa-am!" he declared loudly.

"Shhhh!" she hissed urgently. "Move over and let me drop down onto your bed."

Daniel shifted as a fully clothed Sam landed with a thump beside him. He could think of nothing coherent to say. "What the...how did you...I mean...weren't you just..."

She bounced off the bed and shot across the room where she flicked the light switch off. "Quick Daniel we don't have a lot of time, let me up onto your shoulders and then I'll reach down and help you up and we can get out of here."

Daniel looked up at the escape route that she was pointing at. It was now once again occupied "Hurry." whispered the Colonel from the hole in the roof, then he disappeared, presumably off in search of Teal'c.

Sam hauled her reluctant friend up to stand alongside her on the bed. "Bend down but careful though Daniel, the angle is awkward when you are standing up here. Oh and don't stop moving either, there's a residual charge from these lighting systems. It'll zap you if you stand still too long."

Still slightly bewildered and reacting to her insistent hand gestures Daniel crouched down and allowed Sam to mount his shoulders before attempting to get into position to let her reach the high ceiling. "Oof, you're right that is awkward." he said as they leaned in towards the wall making the bed creak loudly.

Sam looked down and grinned. "You should count yourself lucky, the Colonel had to hold himself in that position for way too long while I undid the light fittings and pushed it up inside, you should have heard some of the suspect noises he was making!"

END

AN: LOL, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel :) More questions as and when...