AN: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER... I can't believe you made me say it :(
The first thought on Harry's mind when he was woken up by a small person jumping on him was that he really wanted to go back to sleep. Realizing that was not going to happen he started to get up. The second thing Harry thought of as he blew raspberries on Teddy's stomach was that last night was one of the best nights of his life. I have to say Ginny is really growing on me Harry thought to himself with a smile on his face.
"Daddy, daddy, stop!" Teddy got out as he was laughing really loudly.
"No way Teddy bear this is what you get for waking me up." Harry said as he continued to tickle Teddy.
"I'll do anyfing," Teddy said giving Harry his best puppy dog eyes, which were really good considering he hadn't changed them back from last night.
Ginny does have cute eyes. Wait what? Where did that thought come from? He only thought of Ginny as a friend. Right? Harry questioned himself but in the back of his mind knowing the real answer.
"Hmm, anything…" at Teddy's nod Harry continued. "Ok you have to come with me to wake up Aunt Hermione."
After hearing what he had to do Teddy jumped up out of Harry's bed and started running down the hall laughing the whole way. Harry caught up to Teddy at Hermione's door and gave Teddy a nod saying he could open it.
As soon as Harry walked in the room he knew something was wrong. First there were clothes thrown everywhere, and Harry knew Hermione was a neat freak, then there were two lumps under the sheet. It took two seconds for Harry to realize that he had to get Teddy out of here before he say something that would make Harry have to give him the talk about 10 years to early.
It also took Teddy two seconds to make it to the bed. Harry watched in horror as his young innocent godson started jumping on the bed trying to wake them up. With that Harry was moving quicker than he ever thought he could. In two steps he was at the bed and had grabbed Teddy off the bed and turned him around so he was facing the door. Harry turned his head to see something that shocked him.
Harry was looking at the faces of Hermione and Ron, which were both a brilliant red.
"Bloody Hell Mate!" Ron shouted coming out of his daze. Hermione on the other hand looked mortified.
"Harry, what are you doing in here? You were supposed to knock first." Hermione said as she brought the sheet up higher on her body.
"Oh, sorry me how was I supposed to know that you would be having company?" Harry hissed.
"Ya, about that," Ron said rubbing the back of his neck.
But at the sound of Ron's voice again Teddy spoke up. "Uncle Ron, you have sleepover?" Harry had to keep him from turning around.
"Why didn't you stay wif Teddy?" He questioned with a sad voice at the thought that his Uncle Ron would rather spend time with Hermione them him.
"I'm sorry bud I… I was staying to protect Hermione."
"What from love bites?" Harry questioned glaring at the pair of them. At the word "love bites," Teddy screamed.
"Oh, no the love bites are going to get us. AHHHHH!" Teddy's hair turned a shocking white as he ran screaming out of the room.
Ron and Hermione looked like they were trying to hold in their laughter but one look at Harry's face it was over. Both Ron and Hermione were laughing so much Harry was sure one of them would fall out of bed showing him something that he should never see.
"This isn't funny." Harry said getting mad.
"Now he is going to be scared of love bites and I am going to have to tell him what they are." Harry said and with that he walked out of the room muttering to himself about what he was going to do.
"That was the best." Ron said laughing as he started getting dressed.
"Listen I'm going to go have a shower in my room before Harry takes it away because I slept with his sister." Ron said leaving the room as well.
Hermione just smiled as she went over what happened last night. Not going into too much detail it started with a fight and well finished up in her room. But Hermione didn't regret a thing.
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Harry wasn't happy he had spent twenty minutes chasing a screaming Teddy throughout the house. Teddy it seemed was now was scared of love bites. When Harry asked Teddy if he knew what there were he never expected what he was told.
Teddy said it is when a scary monster comes out from under your bed and bites you. But when the monster bites you it turns you into a monster and then you have to live under the bed as well. And it loves to bite, and that is why it is called a love bite. Teddy had told Harry firmly.
On the bright side at least Teddy didn't need the talk, which he would have if he had seen Ron and Hermione. It seemed that Harry now had to get Teddy out of the house because as Teddy said there are too many beds in the house. Harry needed an idea of where to take Teddy so he flooed the only person he could think of.
"Ginny… Ginny... GINNY are you home it's me Harry," still no response.
"Harry Potter," Harry decided that he should make sure she didn't think it was some other Harry.
At the word Harry Potter someone screamed. Harry was wondering what had happened when Ginny ran into the room looking like she just thrown on a robe grabbed her wand and ran into the room. She wasn't alone though, she was followed by a girl who was 5'8, blond, and had blue eyes, but the thing that caught Harry's attention was the 'I Love Harry Potter' T-shirt she was wearing. Harry knew this wasn't going to end well.
"Harry did something happen? Are you guys ok? Is Teddy hurt? I knew he shouldn't have had that Mac and cheese it didn't look right. I'll grab a potion and be there in a minute. Oh poor Teddy Bear he must not be feeling well." Ginny was saying all this as she ran to the kitchen to get a potion. Harry couldn't help but feel so happy that someone cared for Teddy as much as him.
"Gin Teddy is fine." Once Harry said that Ginny walked out of the kitchen looking a little ruffled but still beautiful. Wait what? Harry thought.
"Oh, Teddy's fine. That's good. Now why would you scare me like that?" Ginny said with her hands on her hips.
"I'm sorry to have scared you but I was wondering where you think a good place to take Teddy would be and would you to come with us." Harry said even though the last part had slipped out.
"Hmm, how about the zoo it's supposed to be a beautiful day, for March anyway." Ginny said to Harry who was just opening his mouth to reply when he was cut off.
"Harry Potter is in my fireplace. EHHHHHH!" said the blonde girl.
"Harry this is Kate. Kate this is Harry." Ginny said in strained voice.
"I know who this is Ginny it is Harry Potter." Kate said as she walked closer to the fireplace.
"I am your biggest fan and if you ever decide to dump Ginny make sure to give me a call." Kate said while giving Harry a flirtatious wink.
"Excuse me but I am right here you have no right to say that. Besides he wouldn't want to go out with you he likes girls who aren't SLU-" but here Harry cut her off.
"Sorry Kate but I found the girl for me and she isn't you." Harry said in a gentle voice use to this sort of thing.
"Gin, be here by 11:00 or even sooner cause I think I am going to need some help getting Teddy ready. He hasn't been this bad since he ate five boxes of chocolate and was on a sugar high. See you soon." Harry said as his head disappeared from the fireplace.
Ginny just gave Kate a look that just said back off and went to get ready for the zoo.
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By 10:30 Ginny was in Potter Manor. She went out of the floo room trying to figure out how she was to find Harry and Teddy, when a blur of white followed by black ran past her "AHHHHHHH! I don't want to go to my room there is a BED. AHHHHHHH!" Screamed Teddy and Ginny got the feeling that she was missing something big.
"Teddy you don't have to be scared they aren't real." Harry said as he chased after Teddy.
Ginny decided to put a stop to this right now. "WHAT is going on here?" Ginny yelled with her hands on her hips. At Ginny's yell both Teddy and Harry stopped running and looked at Ginny. Teddy took one look at Ginny and burst out crying and ran into her arms. Ginny just caught Teddy before he fell.
"What happened?" Ginny asked in a soft voice.
"I don't want a love bite." And Teddy started to cry even more.
"A love bite?" Ginny hissed at Harry.
"Hey this is not my fault. It is Ron and Hermione. Hermione is supposed to lock her door when she has company over." Harry said firmly.
Ginny was confused. "Company?"
"Yes, company" Harry said and it took Ginny a few seconds for her to understand. "Oh, OH, who?" Ginny questioned as she rocked a sobbing Teddy.
"Ron," Harry said.
"Ron," Ginny said as if she couldn't understand what was being said to her.
"Ron, as in my brother?" Harry just nodded.
"As in Ronald Weasley. Red hair freckles, tall," Harry just nodded again. "Really?" Ginny questioned. "Yes, Ron as in Ronald Weasley, your brother, he has red hair is tall and has tons of freckles." Harry said feeling the same way Ginny looked. Grossed out!
"That was something I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing." Ginny said with a shudder.
"Ya and Teddy walked into Hermione's room this morning and started jumping on the bed to wake her up. I had just grabbed Teddy and turned him around before he saw something that a three year old child should never see." Harry said feeling like he hadn't just woken up. Chasing after a terrified three-year-old is harder than it looks. "Would you mind watching and trying to dress Ted while I get dressed?" When Ginny nodded Harry let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding.
"Great then we can leave as soon as I'm dressed. That is if you don't need help getting Teddy dressed," Harry asked Ginny already knowing that she would look after Teddy.
"Of course I will. Don't know why you even asked. Now go get dressed and I'll get Teddy dressed." Once Harry knew that Ginny would take care of Teddy he ran up the stairs to go get ready.
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"Now Teddy Bear you don't have to be scared of them. And do you know why." Ginny asked Teddy in a soft voice, and when Teddy shook his head Ginny continued.
"Because in my purse I have something that when mixed with water kills them." Ginny said in a very serious voice. Teddy was now looking at Ginny as if he was in awe of her love bite-killing powers.
"Now let's go to the kitchen quick and get spray bottles and fill them so we can go into your room." Ginny said and Teddy jumped out of her arms and ran into the kitchen. Now all I need Ginny thought is something that can dissolve in water.
Ginny then went into the kitchen and when Teddy was looking for spray bottles Ginny changed the sugar container into a jar and turned the sugar blue.
"Here it is," Ginny told Teddy as she picked up the jar. Teddy looked at the mystery powder and it seemed real to him. Ginny grabbed 5 spray bottles and filled them up with warm water and Teddy poured the powder in.
"Are we ready Mama?" Teddy questioned softly not wanting the monsters to hear him.
"Just one more thing," Ginny said as she waved her wand over herself and Teddy. Now both of them were wearing camouflage pants and black shirts with 'Love Bite Killers' on the back in white writing. They both wore a bandana and had two black lines under their eyes. Ginny had her hair up. They also had black combat boots and a belt filled with the spray bottles.
"Now we are ready," Ginny said giving Teddy a nod and the both of them ran up the stairs. They were very quiet and were sneaking behind walls and corners, until they finally made it to the fourth floor.
"Do you think we can do it," Ginny asked in a small voice.
"I'll protect you mama." Teddy said firmly, and Ginny looked relieved.
"Ok, let's do this," Ginny said and gave Teddy the signal for them to move. "Remember Teddy Bear they know that we are here to kill them so shoot at anything that moves." Ginny said as they walked down the hallway.
Suddenly a door behind them opened. Ginny and Teddy turned around and started shooting.
"AHHHHHH!" said the thing.
"Get it Teddy!"
"Die you love bite" Teddy screamed.
"What the bloody hell! Stop it! Ginny, Teddy! It's me your Uncle Ron." The thing screamed.
Slowly Teddy and Ginny put their bottles down and looked at a soaking wet Ronald Weasley and he look mad.
"What was that for I had just had a shower?" Ron said.
"Unkey Ron, not so loud the love bite's will hear you." Teddy said not liking the fact that his uncle was being so loud.
"The love bites?" Ron questioned.
"Oh, the love bites." Ron said now understanding what was going on. Growing up with Fred and George did have its advantages. They were on a love bite hunt, and it looked like fun.
"Well, if you're about to kill some love bites I have one thing to say. I'm in." Ron said and Teddy's face just lit up at those words.
"If you want to join us you have to dress the part." Ginny said with a wave of her wand. Next thing Ron knew was that he was wearing the same outfit as Teddy but only in his size. Ginny handed him a spray bottle, and then they were on their way. They were getting closer to Teddy's room they only had two more doors.
"AAHHHHH!" Hermione screamed as she was sprayed with what tasted like sugar water on her way out of a guess room.
"What do you think you are doing?" Hermione said now getting a good look at what Ron, Ginny, and Teddy were wearing.
"What's with the outfits," she questioned.
"We are about to go kill some love bites," Ron said looking at Hermione as if to say Duh!
"Killing love bites with sug-." But Ginny had cut her off not wanting Teddy to figure out that the mix wasn't anything special.
"With my special love bite killer," Ginny said glaring at Hermione.
"Oh…OH…Well that looks like fun. Do you have room for one more?" Hermione questioned.
"Fine but let's go," Teddy whined.
"Just give me two seconds," Hermione said with a wave of her wand. Hermione was now dressed just like Ginny and had her hand out for a spray bottle, which Teddy gave her.
"Now we are ready lets go" Ginny said in a quiet voice. With that they were off.
Teddy told Ron to open the door so they could get into his room.
"On the count of three. One, Two, THREE!" Ron yelled as he threw open the door. Once the door was open Teddy, Ginny, and Hermione rushed into the room and started spraying under the bed. Ron who was still at the door took out his wand and pointed it at the bed. Suddenly the bed started to buck and there were noises coming from the under the bed.
"EEEEERRRRRRRRR!"
"AHHH! They know we are here. GET 'EM" Teddy screamed as he sprayed more stuff under the bed.
Hermione who was having fun decided to liven things up a bit. Soon water was coming out from under the bed, like it was being shot from a water gun. Soon everyone was laughing and trying not to get hit by the water.
Teddy was having the time of his life as he got hit in the back of the head with some more water.
Thud. Ron was now lying on the floor after he slipped, with Hermione and Ginny laughing at him.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Harry yelled as he threw open the door.
What Harry saw once he got into the room made him stop in shock. Teddy, Ron, Hermione and Ginny were all dressed like they were going into the jungle and soaking wet. Teddy's bed was bucking around and shooting water all over the room.
Teddy and Ginny looked at each other and they could tell that they were thinking the same thing. With that Ginny nodded at Teddy and they both jumped into action.
"GET HIM!" Ginny and Teddy screamed as they sprayed him with their spray bottles.
"AHH! Ok you asked for it." Harry said and with a wave of his hand he was holding a muggle water gun filled with water.
If anyone were to walk into Potter Manor that afternoon all they would hear would be the joyous laughter, and the cheers as Ginny, Harry, Teddy, Ron and Hermione killed love bites and had a huge water fight in Teddy's bedroom.
Once a truce was called everyone was laying on the floor trying to get their breaths back.
"Oh. Have a look at this place it's a mess." Hermione said as she sat up. Harry took a look around the room and waved his hand in a semi- circle. As Harry waved his hand the room a warm breeze passed through the room drying everything. Also the room started to put itself back together.
"Wow mate you did all of that without a wand." Ron said awed, he had always wanted to do be able to do wandless magic.
"Ya, I can do wandless magic," Harry said not liking showing the fact off.
"That is so cool!" Ron said. Ron had figured that Harry Potter would have some kind of cool power: he did defeat You- Know- Who after all.
Everyone was shaken out of their daze by the noise coming from Teddy's stomach. "I guess that means you're hungry," Ginny said with a laugh as she got up.
"So, what do you think we should have for a late lunch early dinner?" Ginny asked everyone.
"Well I don't know about you guys but I'm in the mood for pizza," Harry said as he stretched out his legs.
"Pizza sounds good but it will take too long to make everything," Ginny said.
"Don't worry about that I know this great little place in London." Harry said as he headed for the door.
"Just let me go got my muggle money. While I get the money why don't you guys decide what you want on the pizza," Harry finished.
"Do you ever get tired of him just paying for everything?" Ginny asked Hermione.
"Of course I do. But you get use to it after awhile. If there is only thing Harry will fight for it is the right to pay." Hermione said with a shake of her head.
"Anyway all of his money will be your money after the wedding." Hermione said as she started to head to her room.
"I think I am going to go get into my pajamas now." Hermione said as an afterthought.
"Pajamas why?" Ron questioned before Hermione left the room.
"Teddy would you like to tell them what we do when we order pizza?" Hermione asked Teddy.
"We all get into our pajamas and watch three movies and eat pizza, and popcorn," Teddy said in a cheerful voice.
"Really that does sound like fun. Neither of us has seen a muggle movie." Ron said pointing to Ginny and himself.
"Really? You have never seen a movie. Well trust me you will love it now Ron I am pretty sure there are some PJs in the room you are staying in that will fit you. And Ginny if you can't find any in Harry's room then I have a pair you can use." Hermione said leaving Teddy's room to go and get changed.
.As Hermione left the room Harry walked in. "So do you guys know what you want on your pizza?" Harry asked as he put his coat on.
"We actually didn't talk about it. I'm fine with anything and would you mind if I went with you?" Ron asked Harry, he had never gone to a pizza place.
"Sure Ron you can come as long as you are on with side along?" At Ron's nod Harry continued looking at Teddy.
"Now Teddy I want you to be good for Ginny and Hermione. When Ron and I get back I want all of you in your pajamas ready for a pizza party night." Harry said giving Teddy a hug goodbye, and Harry looked at Ron, who thought it was for a different reason.
"Fine mate you can give her a kiss goodbye, I'll look away. But be fast with it," Ron said as he looked away.
Harry gave Ginny a helpless look and Ginny who had wanted to kiss Harry since she meet him, took matters into her own hands. Ginny walked up to Harry and gave him a kiss on the lips that lasted just a little bit longer than a normal peck on the lips did.
"See you soon Harry," Ginny said breathlessly as Harry and Ron disappeared.
Wow was Ginny's first coherent thought.
Ginny licked her lips to try to remember what the kiss felt like when Teddy spoke up, "Do you like cars or bears?" Teddy asked as he put two pairs of pajamas on his bed deciding which one he should wear.
"The bears, because you are my little Teddy bear, Ginny said picking Teddy up and spinning him around.
AN: hello everyone here is my latest chapter. I hoped you all liked it. ps. I hope to put more Harry and Ginny stuff in it soon.
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