~Ancients
Orlando is a jerk. I think he's finally getting what he deserves. Don't hurt
him too badly. Just make sure he's in a hospital for a week ... or two. If
you have movie theaters in the afterlife, John Carter is coming to theaters
this Friday. This is not stupidity. I'm just wondering if there are movie
theaters in the afterlife. I'm desperate because most movies ... are garbage.
I don't care about the people watching it. I only care about the money. The
only movies I like are ones based on comics, sci-fi, horror, crime, adventure,
action and the cliche summer blockbuster. I'm actually very exited about John
Carter. This looks to be a great movie.
Hollywood~
Dear Hollywood,
I...didn't follow any of that...
Who's Jhon Carter? He sounds white...
….no dear, I'm sorry, we don't have movie theatres here... what are those again...? I'm sorry, I don't think they were around long enough before I died...
Much love
Great- Grandmother
Inca
and Aztec